  
The Royal Maltreatment
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| The Royal Maltreatment
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The Royal Maltreatment is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Into the Simpsonsverse content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| Between August 13, 2021 and September 8, 2021
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What the? Who in the Sam Spade are you?
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Princess Homer, at your service.
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You're a wide drink of water, alright, but I reversed the portal to take us back to the '30s. Why is it spitting out dames?
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You didn't reverse anything. You've opened up a portal to the Fantasy Universe.
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The Fantasy Universe? What does that mean?
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Hmm. If you've opened up a portal to the Fantasy Universe, and this lady says she's a princess...
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Oh, no! Quick, you've gotta stop her. Maggie made me watch a ton of these and I know what's coming next.
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Some sort of dangerous fantasy attack?
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Worse. A musical number!
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And a one, and a two, and a...
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Task: "Collect Tiaras" (x115).
Task: "Make Homer Plug His Ears". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Noir Homer is owned: Task: "Make Noir Homer Be Confused and Horrified". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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A DREAM IS A WISH YOUR HEART...
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Stop singing! Princess movies always have some villainess who shows up like a skunk at a wedding as soon as the princess starts singing about her hopes and dreams.
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Some mean rich lady with a name like Evil-lyn or Cruelerina or Villaina that sounds fancy and years later you realize was sort of a joke.
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I beg your pardon?
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A pardon? I like the begging, but no, I don't think I'll be granting any pardons today. In fact, I don't think I've ever granted a pardon, and I'd hate to spoil my perfect record.
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Great, another princess.
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Aren't you a charmer? Yes, long ago they called me "princess", but these days I'm going for more of an evil godmother vibe.
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My new thing is world domination.
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Which world?
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I'm sorry?
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Well, you just came through the portal. So do you plan to dominate this world or the world you came from?
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Good point. Let me back up a moment...
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*clears throat* And as I was saying, my new thing is UNIVERSE domination.
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*gasp*
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You had to ask.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Pumpkin Carriage
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| After completing Pt. 1
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Look, lady. I don't know what your deal is, but no one's achieving world domination or universe domination or multi-verse domination on my watch. *cocks gun*
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Ooh, multi-verse domination. I hadn't thought of that.
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See? It's not so easy to not accidentally mention new types of domination, now is it?
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Say, you gentlemen look like you've had a long day. Who would care for some refreshments?
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Ooh, refreshments!
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Don't be a sap, Nowadays Homer. She's a no good moll and she's liable to slip us a mickey.
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Excuse me, but who's the expert of this time period again? That's right, it's me. Now, you were saying about refreshments?
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I just so happen to have three ice-cold, frothy ales in a glass. Care to have a taste?
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*pushes Homer out of the way* Me first, me first!
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Me second!
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I may be a street-smart Noir Homer, but I'm still a Homer.
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*narrating* And that was the last thing I remember saying before the lights went out.
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Adequate.
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Task: "Collect Tiaras" (x155).
Task: "Make Homer Drink Poison Beer". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Noir Homer is owned: Task: "Make Noir Homer Partake". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Evil Godmother Burns is owned: Task: "Make Evil Godmother Burns Poison Everyone". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Hey, I don't feel so good.
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Yeah, there's something fishy about these beers.
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Tastes fine to me. Oh, wait — okay yeah there it is — yep, it's poison.
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If this is the best this universe has to offer, I shall make short work of this place. Now, if you'll excuse me gentlemen, I have a multi-verse domination plot to write.
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Before you go, can I get a refill? *passes out*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After completing Pt. 2
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*slowly waking up* Ugh, what time is it? How long have we been out?
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Ugh, my head is killing me. I think I left some painkillers in my pumpkin carriage — which is missing! My pumpkin carriage is gone!
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That saint of a Godmother must have taken it to get us more beer! I like her.
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No, you idiot, she poisoned us so she could steal it and get away.
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What's this? There's a trail of pumpkin seeds leading that direction. I bet if we follow them, they'll lead us right to her.
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Not if Homer keeps eating them.
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What? I like a salty snack to help cure my hangovers.
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Task: "Collect Tiaras" (x115).
If Noir Homer is owned: Task: "Make Noir Homer Chase Down the Evil Godmother". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Take a Few Pumpkin Seeds for the Road". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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I don't even know where we are anymore. Does anyone recognize this part of town?
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Nope.
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I've never been to this town before.
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So...is that a no?
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It does seem like the portal is bringing in more magical creatures from my fantasy universe. See, there's a unicorn over there!
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That's not a unicorn. That's a horse with an ice cream cone stuck to its head. Look, I'll show you. C'mere horsey...
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Homer, I don't think that's a good idea. Unicorns aren't quite like what you've been led to be—
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Oww!
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Oof, that looked like it hurt. That thing kicked the bejesus out of him.
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It wasn't an ice cream cone, was it?
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Still undetermined.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Royal Unicorn
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| After completing Pt. 3
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Hmm, the trail of pumpkin seeds stops here.
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Look, we're in the Land of Fruits and Vegetables!
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Hey, stop eating our fruit!
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Mmm...giant pineapples... Enormous strawberries...
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*gasp* Brussels sprouts!
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Please excuse him miss. We're tracking an evil godmother that might have passed this way. She was driving a pumpkin carriage. Have you seen her?
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Yes, she came through here not more than an hour ago.
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She did?! Do you know where she went?
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She came here to the Land of Fruits and Vegetables to acquire some food. Said she needed enough to feed an army.
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An army? You know what that means.
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She's joining the military!
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What? No. She's going back to the portal to summon her evil army to take over this world.
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*gasp* That's even worse!
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Task: "Collect Tiaras" (x155).
If Noir Homer is owned: Task: "Make Noir Homer Facepalm". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Grab Some Giant Grapes for the Road". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Princess Jules is owned: Task: "Make Princess Jules Sic Her Unicorn on Homer". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Land of Fruits and Vegetables
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| After completing Pt. 4
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We're never going to make it back to the power plant before the evil godmother. She's already got a head start on us!
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You leave that to me. I know a shortcut! *opens cell phone*
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Hello, Number 1? I need you to open the secret boulder shortcut on I-99.
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Is this Homer Simpson? I thought I told you never to call this number.
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Look, I don't have time to argue with you, I'm on official police business.
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If I open the shortcut, will you stop calling me?
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No, but I WILL stop texting you!
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Good enough. The shortcut has been opened.
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Woo-hoo! Alright guys, buckle your seat belts, this is going to be a bumpy ride.
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What's a "seat belt"?
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Task: "Collect Tiaras" (x195).
Task: "Make Homer Text a "Thank You" to Number 1". The job takes place at Land of Fruits and Vegetables, Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Noir Homer is owned: Task: "Make Noir Homer Try to Figure Out the Seat Belt". The job takes place at Land of Fruits and Vegetables, Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Phew, we made it, and just in time by the looks of it. I don't see the evil godmother's carriage.
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Uh, excuse me. That's MY carriage.
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Technically it's a huge pumpkin, so let's not split hairs. We just need to get this portal shut down.
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I think I'll play it safe this time and just unplug the whole thing. *unplugs the portal*
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Uh oh... Something's wrong. It's not shutting down.
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Yeah... If anything, it's powering up!
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Look! Someone's coming through!
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Konnichiwa!
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Hehe. Look, he looks just like me if I were an anime character.
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That means you must have opened a portal to the Anime Universe!
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For crying out loud. Does ANYBODY know how to turn this thing off?!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
Princess Homer
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
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| Buy Children's Tiaras at Toy Stores
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Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Mr. Burns, Smithers, Lenny, Carl
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4h
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Toys Were Us, Toys "B" This, Whiz-Bang Toy Company, Coolsville, Rigellian Christmas Toy Workshop, Brown House
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| Take Princess Penelope's Tiara
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Evil Godmother Burns, Noir Lisa
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Krusty's Giant Wheel, Fantasy Mountain Castle, Gimbel's Department Store, Brown House
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8, 70
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