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A Four-Course of Action

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A Four-Course of Action
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 11
Update: Into the Simpsonsverse
Required characters: Homer
Optional characters: Princess Homer, Noir Homer, Anime Homer, Evil Godmother Burns, See Currency-earning jobs
Internal name(s): AFourCourseOfAction
ID(s): 247011 - 247015
Previous quest(s): Reading the Room
Next quest(s): Not Half Bad


A Four-Course of Action is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Into the Simpsonsverse content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between August 22, 2021 and September 8, 2021
Anime Homer Noble warriors! I am to come for to help you in bad timing of great stress.
Noir Homer - Confused Can anyone else understand this guy? He sounds a little funny.
Homer Yeah, he hasn't learned yet in the ways of how to talk good English like us yet.
Princess Homer And what do we call you, valiant knight?
Anime Homer - Happy Anime Homer! Great and powerful ally.
Anime Homer You are to battle the ominous evil godmother, yes?
Noir Homer - Surprised You know about the evil godmother?
Noir Homer - Serious *narrating* He asked, unnecessarily. The knock-out drops must have dulled his wits...
Noir Homer - Serious *narrating* Not that they were razor-sharp to begin with, he thought in the cruel, self-mocking tone that no amount of two-fisted gumshoe-ing could silence.
Noir Homer - Serious *narrating* He briefly wondered why he was so hard on himself, but nobody was paying him to work that case, so he let it go. He needed a drink.
Anime Homer - Sad Yes, I am knowing of evil godmother. She destroyed my townhome.
Princess Homer - Sad You mean your hometown?
Anime Homer - Sad No, my townhome. It share walls with honorable neighbors.
Noir Homer - Serious We really gotta put a stop to this godmother before she does any more damage.
Anime Homer - Happy Anime Homer will train you. Yes! Train you all!
Homer - Happy Awesome! I bet he's gonna teach us kung fu! C'mon, what're we waiting for?!
Noir Homer - Serious Wait, did you saps forget already? That evil godmother dame is on her way to the nuclear plant. There's no time for a training montage, no matter how ironic or meta.
Homer - Proud Don't worry. As a nuclear technician I have a sure-fire danger-detection system in place!
Task: "Collect Cat Statues" (x115).
Task: "Make Homer Call Lenny and Carl". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Princess Homer is owned: Task: "Make Princess Homer Practice Kung Fu". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Noir Homer is owned: Task: "Make Noir Homer Shake His Head at Everyone". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Lenny So you want us to call you the second we see an evil old lady show up at the plant? Sure thing, Homer.
Carl - Confused Wait, how are we gonna know she's evil?
Lenny I bet she'll squint and move her eyes left to right. You know, like in that classic, shifty way all villains do.
Carl Okay, and how do we not die if she shows up?
Homer Everyone dies sometime, Carl. The important thing is to achieve closure first, by warning us so WE don't die.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Ishidoro

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Noir Homer Alright, Anime Homer, if you wanna train us for the upcoming battle against the godmother, I'm game. Where are we off to?
Anime Homer First, we must journey to my hometown.
Princess Homer - Confused You mean your townhome?
Anime Homer No, my hometown. There I will train you.
Homer - Happy We're gonna learn kung fu?!
Anime Homer I will show you ways of battle of forefathers, passed down through generations, combining elements of judo, kendo and aikido.
Homer - Sad The only thing my father taught me was no-can-do.
Noir Homer - Serious *narrating* You could tell he was joking because nobody was laughing.
Anime Homer Anime Simpson house style is called Tae Kwan...D'OH!
Task: "Collect Cat Statues" (x155).
Task: "Make Homer Happily Follow Anime Homer". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Princess Homer is owned: Task: "Make Princess Homer Practice Jiu Jitsu". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Noir Homer is owned: Task: "Make Noir Homer Keep Shaking His Head at Everyone". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Anime Homer is owned: Task: "Make Anime Homer Lead Way to Great Honor and Triumph". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Anime Homer We are here.
Noir Homer - Confused What do you mean? All I see is a diner that's three losers short of a Hopper painting.
Anime Homer This is a Japanese Krusty Burger. We train here.
Homer - Ooh Oh. Yeah I've seen this movie. I'm betting they have a secret basement inside where they practice fighting. Rule number one, you do not talk about Krusty Klub.
Homer Rule number two is to say yes to any question that ends in "with that".
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Anime Krusty Burger

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Anime Homer Are you ready for to begin training?
Homer Yes, sensei.
Anime Homer Very well. Now is begin! First dish, start now.
Noir Homer - Confused First dish? What do you mean? All I see is a plate of sushi.
Anime Homer Yes. We practice ancient art of competitive eating.
Princess Homer - Surprised Competitive eating is so un-princess-like. I can barely fit into my tiara as it is!
Princess Homer Don't you have any more magical martial arts, like wish granting, or dragon riding, or being dressed by birds...
Princess Homer Or kissing things to turn them back into what they were before they were turned into something else?
Anime Homer - Annoyed This is real life, not a fairy tale! Eat to defeat evil godmother!
Homer - Drool Anime me makes a good point. Eating is good.
Noir Homer - Serious I've been around, Anime Homer, and I know you don't bring a knife to a gun fight — or an appetite to an evil-godmother fight.
Noir Homer - Serious We need guns, bullets, and crooked DAs who look the other way when the lead starts to fly. What do you say, other Homers?
Homer - Mouth Full Seconds please.
Anime Homer - Surprised Bravo arigato! You are true warrior of plate!
Homer - Proud Well, some say eating IS my second job.
Anime Homer - Happy You are ready for next level. Two plates at same time!
Task: "Collect Cat Statues" (x155).
Task: "Make Homer Learn Competitive Eating". The job takes place at Anime Krusty Burger, the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Princess Homer is owned: Task: "Make Princess Homer Give it a Shot". The job takes place at Anime Krusty Burger, the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Noir Homer is owned: Task: "Make Noir Homer Hate Everyone". The job takes place at Anime Krusty Burger, the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Anime Homer is owned: Task: "Make Anime Homer Be Amazed by Homer". The job takes place at Anime Krusty Burger, the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Homer - Bloated Oh, boy. I don't think I can do any more.
Anime Homer - Happy Nothing left to teach man who eat four course in three minute. Grasshopper, you are ready to battle evil godmother.
Noir Homer - Annoyed Great. Now can we stop wasting our time here? We need to get back to the portal in case the godmother — and...Homer's asleep.
Homer - Passed Out More...sushi...please...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Mystery Box Token1

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Noir Homer - Serious I hate to break up the tea party, but we've got to get back to stop the evil godmother from taking over the multi-verse.
Noir Homer - Serious *narrating* He said, keeping the story on track. It wasn't pretty, but it worked.
Princess Homer I think you're right, but what are we going to do about Homer? We can't move him, and we can't leave him here.
Anime Homer We can use cloud palace to return to power plant.
Noir Homer - Surprised You've got a cloud palace?!
Anime Homer Yes. Although it technically cloud townhome. Two royal family live there.
Task: "Collect Cat Statues" (x155).
If Anime Homer is owned: Task: "Make Anime Homer Grab the Keys to the Cloud Palace". The job takes place at Yo Yo's Cloud Palace, Anime Krusty Burger, the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Princess Homer is owned: Task: "Make Princess Homer Hop on the Cloud Palace". The job takes place at Yo Yo's Cloud Palace, Anime Krusty Burger, the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Noir Homer is owned: Task: "Make Noir Homer Roll Homer Onto the Cloud Palace". The job takes place at Yo Yo's Cloud Palace, Anime Krusty Burger, the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Get Rolled Onto the Cloud Palace". The job takes place at Yo Yo's Cloud Palace, Anime Krusty Burger, the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Noir Homer - Happy *whistles* This cloud palace beats the pants off of my sixth-floor walk-up on Skid Row. Maybe it's time to reassess my life choices.
Princess Homer - Happy Yeah. Being way up in the sky like this, it's like, a whole new world. It makes me wanna...
Noir Homer - Confused Wanna what?
Homer - Sleepy *waking up* Huh? What's going on? Where are we?
Princess Homer - Singing WHEN I'M WAY UP HERE, IT'S CRYSTAL CLEAR...
Homer - Horrified No! Quick, someone stop her! Don't let her finish the chorus!
Anime Homer We have arrive at power plant.
Homer - Relieved *phew* Princess Homer, that's enough singing. You just need to let it go.
Princess Homer - Happy *gasp*
Homer - Horrified No no no!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Yo Yo's Cloud Palace

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Noir Homer - Serious Well, well, well. Looks like that evil broad-mother beat us to the punch.
Evil Godmother Burns Amazing deduction, Inspector Obvious. No wonder you make a dollar a day.
Noir Homer - Serious Plus expenses.
Evil Godmother Burns Let's see you put your famous detective skills to work figuring out my plan.
Noir Homer I'm not really a "clues" type detective. I'm a two-fisted PI who solves crimes by getting beaten up.
Noir Homer It'd really help my process if you'd beat me up.
Evil Godmother Burns I'm going to summon an army of evil through the portal and use it to vanquish you all!
Noir Homer Still nothing.
Homer - Annoyed What the? Lenny, Carl. You were supposed to call me as soon as she showed up. What happened?
Lenny Oh, is this the evil godmother?
Carl - Happy How were we supposed to know she was evil when she gave us free beers? Cheers, Lenny!
Homer - Surprised No no no!
Carl - Drunk Oh, yep, okay. I can feel the poison now. *passes out*
Evil Godmother Burns - Happy Your henchmen are no match for me. Give up your folly and surrender.
Princess Homer - Annoyed Never! We're here to stop you, no matter the cost.
Evil Godmother Burns - Annoyed When will you Homers ever learn...
Evil Godmother Burns - Diabolical Very well. You leave me no choice. Behold, my poison apples! One touch and you're history. *throws poison apples*
Anime Homer Homer! Remember your training!
Homer - Serious Time to make some applesauce.
Task: "Collect Cat Statues" (x195).
Task: "Make Homer Eat the Poison Apples Out of the Air". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Evil Godmother Burns is owned: Task: "Make Evil Godmother Burns Be Very Confused". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Evil Godmother Burns - Confused Did that man just...eat all the poison apples?
Homer - Proud Haha, showed you! I've been training, plus I've built an immunity to your poison from all the beer I—
Homer - Nauseous Oh, no, not immune yet. *falls over*
Noir Homer - Annoyed I told you competitive eating was a useless skill! Confound it, I'm ending this menace once and for all.
Princess Homer - Surprised What are you doing with that axe?
Noir Homer - Serious I'm destroying this blasted machine!
Princess Homer - Surprised But then we'll all be stuck here!
Noir Homer - Serious *takes an axe to the portal* It's the only way. Take that, you stupid machine!
Noir Homer - Sad There... It's finally...over...
Anime Homer - Surprised Exercise caution, you make it mad!
Noir Homer - Surprised No...don't tell me... It's opening another portal?
Anime Marge - Serious *steps out of portal* I am here to avenge my father. Any who stand in my way shall face the wrath of my blade.
Noir Homer - Annoyed Why couldn't we have gotten this character to train us?
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Steal Cat Statues From Asian Restaurants Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Mr. Burns, Smithers, Lenny, Carl 4h The Happy Sumo, Chinese Restaurant, Crouching Panda, Hidden Eggroll, Brown House Cat Statue5, XP45
Buy a Super Happy Fun Time Cat Statue Anime Homer, Evil Godmother Burns, Noir Lisa Anime District, Fantasy Mountain Castle, Gimbel's Department Store, Brown House Cat Statue8, XP70