  
The Way the Cookie Crumbles
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| The Way the Cookie Crumbles
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Way the Cookie Crumbles is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Into the Simpsonsverse content update. It requires Princess Jules to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Princess Jules' exclamation mark
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| Narrator
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Previously on "Cookie Castle"...
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You will all pay for your cookie insolence through the wrath of the royal unicorn!
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Neeeiiiggghhhh!!!!
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*gets impaled by unicorn* Gah! This hole in my heart has become an actual hole!
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Onward trusty steed! To the Land of Fruits and Vegetables! It shall burn to the ground for its lack of dessert-ey goodness!
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Task: "Make Princess Jules Burn the Land". The job takes place at Cookie Castle and takes 12 hours.
If Squeaky Voice Peasant is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Peasant Keep Pressure on the Wound". The job takes place at Cookie Castle or a Visitable Home and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Princess Jules' exclamation mark
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Welcome back to Channel 6. This week on "Cookie Castle": Princess Jules doesn't realize she's in the real world now.
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I have seen my kingdom from the sky, and it is not to my liking. There are not nearly enough cookies! I demand more dessert-based real estate!
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But, your highness, the amount of flour for that much cake batter would be overwhelming. What about the Celiacs?
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The gluten-intolerant shall be purged from my kingdom!
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Neeeiiiggghhhh!!!!
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*gets impaled by unicorn* Gah! Shoulda seen that coming...
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Your highness, I, uh...I don't want to get impaled by the unicorn, but I am concerned about the structural rigidity of cookie-based framing.
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Neigh...
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Nevermind, I'm on it!
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Task: "Make Princess Jules Eat Lunch". The job takes place at Cookie Castle and takes 4 hours.
If Roscoe is owned: Task: "Make Roscoe Frame Buildings With Cookie Dough". The job takes place at Cookie Castle or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Try the new Frosty Chocolate Sugar Clumps cereal today!
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Includes your daily balance of frostiness, clumps, and fiber!
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And now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Princess Jules' exclamation mark
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| Narrator
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We now return to "Cookie Castle". In the Cookie Kingdom of Springfield, Princess Jules rules with an iron fist full of sweets. Also a murderous unicorn.
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And let this proclamation go forth, that all who oppose snickerdoodle Saturdays shall be waterboarded in chocolate milk!
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Speaking of milk. I think I'll have a nice big bowl of Frosty Chocolate Sugar Clumps. Available now at your local grocer.
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Meanwhile, a few blocks away on Cookiegreen Terrace...
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Bart, Princess Jules is taking over the whole town! This is awful.
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But, also delicious.
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But don't you do the voice-over for Princess Jules on "Cookie Castle"?
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I don't see how that's relevant.
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Well...haven't you already recorded the VO for everything Princess Jules is doing right now? Can't you just tell us what happens next so we know how to stop her?
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Lis, I didn't even realize I was playing a girl when I first started on that show. You really think I paid close enough attention to remember what happens next?
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Task: "Make Princess Jules Announce Tiramisu Tuesdays". The job takes place at Cookie Castle or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Try to Remember His VO Session". The job takes place at Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
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Anything?
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Nope, nothing. In my defense, that VO session was months ago, and I don't even remember yesterday.
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I know. Yesterday was my birthday.
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Let's not get off-track.
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What about the script? Do you still have it?
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Hmm, I usually burn the script pages for warmth when Dad forgets to pay the heating bill. But I might have a few pages left.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Princess Jules' exclamation mark
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Your highness, I appreciate you letting my boys come work for you. Now what is it we can do?
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You can lead my royal unicorn to my enemies so that they may be impaled with the might of my benevolent rule!
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Why, of course. They'll be swimming with the fishes by sundown.
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Ugh, I don't like fish. Too salty. Can they swim with the Swedish fish?
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*spying from the bushes* Bart, she's resorting to murder now. Well, more murder than before. We have to find those script pages!
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If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Search for His Script Pages". The job takes place at Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Get Stuck in the Bushes". The job takes place at Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Princess Jules Take a Swim in the Pudding Pool". The job takes place at Cookie Castle or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
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I found the last few pages of the script!
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Quick, what do they say?
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*reading* Um, let's see...the royal unicorn impales the peasant through the heart...
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Yep, already done that. Skip forward.
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*reading* Princess Jules does product placement for Frosty Chocolate Sugar Clumps...
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Way ahead of you. Keep going.
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*reading* Lisa asks Bart if he did voice over for Princess Jules on Cookie Castle.
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Keep going.
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*reading* Lisa says "keep going".
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Keep going.
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*reading* Lisa says "keep going" again.
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*annoyed sound*
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*reading* Lisa makes an annoyed sound.
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*reading* Lisa flips to the back of script.
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*reading* Bart says okay here it is...
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Okay here it is. Princess Jules blows up the nuclear power plant, with the help of an inside man, to wipe out all of Springfield and make way for her new cookie-based construction.
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How would you not remember that?
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It's kinda coming back to me.
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What about this inside man? Does it say who it is?
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*reading* Uh...you're not gonna like it, but you're also not gonna be the least bit surprised.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Princess Jules' exclamation mark
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Oh sweet, delectable Princess. I pledge my fealty to you and agree to blow up the nuclear reactor.
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Yes, in exchange for a mansion made of Moon Pies and jelly beans. It is agreed, then.
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Dad, no! You can't do this!
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Lisa, this doesn't concern you. This is between me and my pathetic weakness in the face of temptation.
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That's right, little girl. There's nothing you can do now. You see, you must remember one very important thing... I am a dim-witted, inbred, simpleton.
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Wait, no I'm not. Why did I say that? Probably because I was kicked by a donkey as a child which turned me into an unsightly gasbag.
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*gasp* What is happening to me?! Why am I saying these things?!
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You see, Princess Jules, you must remember one very important thing too... Voice-over pickups!
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That's right. Bart is in the studio right now re-recording your lines as you say them.
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I'm the ugliest Princess ever!
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*gasp*
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If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Record Pickups". The job takes place at Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Take Homer Back to His Non-Candy House". The job takes place at Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Princess Jules Uncontrollably Mock Herself". The job takes place at Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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It seems my life is over. I have no control over myself.
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And my breath smells like stinky feet.
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And I am a big doodyhead.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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