The Radioactive Man Christmas Special!/Quotes

Quotes

Comic Book Guy: A past-his-prime Dirk Richter donned the red and gold costume for the first time in years! Even Buddy Hodges reprised his Fallout Boy role, although he was fast approaching middle age. Legend says that the story revolves around the Superior Squad's annual Christmas party and is preppered with celebrity cameos. A young Rainer Wolfcastle even has a smal role, although he was credited as "Rainer Strong"

Radioactive Man: Welcome, Superior Squad, to this year's holiday extravaganza! I'm so glad you could all make it! Lure Lass! Plasmo! Major Mollusk! Braveheart! Bug Boy! Major Mollusk, it's good to see you agaiN!

Major Mollusk: Of course! I've been here every single year!

Plasmo: A-ha! Trying to sneak in, Fallout Boy?

Fallout Boy: Jiminy Jillikers! I just wanted to come to this holiday party! I've never been invited!

Major Mollusk: You know that sidekicks aren't allowed! I have yold you this every year!

Fallout Boy: Gosh! Santa Claus hasn't responded to a single one of my letters... and now this! This is the worst Christmas ever!

Lure Lass: [GASP!] Dr. Crab?!

Dr. Crab: That is correct, Lure Lass! They say that a party hasn't started until someone has crashes it! You see, I have invented this anti-joy ray! It takes all of your holiday cheer and turns it into despair!

Hench: And doom!

Dr. Crab: I will use this to kidnap Christmas and ransom it for a fortune!

Comic Book Guy: ... What did I just watch? That was terrible! Awful! It was, without a doubt, the absolute.... Best. Holiday Special. Ever! It is so spectaculary awful, it makes the "Ewok Christmas ASpecial" look like Citzien Kane! I can mock it for days on end! Just thiking about my future jibes and caustic comments has me positively giddy! Winter has come, and I am Eddard Snark! Huzzah! A new Android's Dungeon Holiday Tradition is born! Now to toast up a case of gingerbread pop-tarts! And watch it again!