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The Invisible Nerd!/Quotes

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Milhouse Van Houten: What a minute... you can't see me? B-but then, that would mean---!
Bart: That's right, Milhouse! Professor Frink's chemicals must have transformed you to become (dare I even say it!)--
Milhouse: [whisper] Psst, I'm over here, Bart!
Bart: —invisible to the human eyeball!

Comic Book Guy: Tell your friend that I appreciate him hauling away those old comics! Their last owner had the chicken pox, and now they're too infectious to sell to anyone!
[PANT] [Wheeze] [PUFF]
Bart: Yeah, I'll give him the world...
Bart: [thinking] ...eventually!
Milhouse: Yes, Bart. Our Snowball II is really... the Supercat of Springfield!
Lisa: I don't know how this all happened, but one thing is for certain...

Apu: Come back here, you young ruffians! I'll give you a free-taste—of my straight-from-the-spigot jaipoorian justice!
Milhouse: I don't get it, Bart! You said i'd be able to drink all the mango-chutney squishees I could ghold, but Apu busted me red-handed!
Bart: Uh, sorry, Milhouse! I guss your invisibility can be temporarily cancelled our by a massive "brain-freeze"!.

Milhouse: Hey, I can see again! ...and I can see myself again, too!
Bart: Yeah, Professor Frink's chemical formula must've finally worn off!
Professor Frink: [Wakka-ding-hoy!] Did someone mention my name? You boys will have to excuse me, but I'm late for my water-skiing lession [VOIVEL]
Bart & Milhouse: Ay-yi-tikes!!

Jimbo Jones: What's with four-eyes here?
Dolph Shapiro: Maybe he's been guzzling too many Buzz Colas?
Kearney Zzyzwicz: Whatever the reason, I think we oughta pound this eirdo... ...just on general principles, y'know?