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Simpson/Sideshow Sibling Smackdown/Quotes

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New kid: It's my first day. Who's this Bart kid?
Martin Prince: Oh, everyone knows Bart. He's the impish terror of teachers everywhere.
Lisa: And I'm Lisa. I'm on the honor roll, the yearbook committee, and--
Martin: She's Bart's sister.
New kid: It must be great having such a cool brother!

New prisoner: I'm new. Who's that?
Snake Jailbird: Dude, that#s homicidal genius, Sideshow Bob.
Cecil Terwilliger: I'm a homicidal genius, too. I almost flooded the entire town once!
Snake: Bob's his brother.
New prisoner: Wow! It's like you're Tito Jackson.

Cecil: Excuse me. What about my parole hearing? When do I get one?
Chief Wiggum: And you are?
Cecil: Cecil Terwilliger.
Chief Wiggum: Cecil... Cecile... Nope, looks like we never got around to processing you.
Cecil: What?
Chief Wiggum: Well, it was a busy day. We were booking that notorious criminal mastermind, Sideshow Bob.
Cecil: What does this mean?
Chief Wiggum: You're free to go, I guess. Oh, and since you weren't a prisoner you owe us a year's rent.

Marge: We thought Bart was going to say something. Something about having Principal Skinner's mom arrested by the United Nations for crimes against humanity?
Bart: She was cleared of all charges eventually. And she got a trip to Geneva. But you're right. I'm sorry. I learned my lesson, and I'll never do it again. I'll apologize to her tomorrow.

Homer: Marge! The mail's here.
Marge: So pick it up.
Homer: Aaaw! But there's bending involved.

Marge: If you two can't share, then nobody gets the death threat!

Miss Hoover: Lisa, stop that fingering! It's distracting!
Ralph Wiggum: Ms. Hoover, is Lisa crazy?
Miss Hoover: Possibly, Ralph, but like I told you when the rabid squirrel came in the window, they don't pay me enough to care.

Radio host: We interrupt this day-long moment of silence for a list of the schools that will be permanently closed as of tomorrow. Lisa Simpson's school. That is all.

Chief Wiggum: Freeze, Cecil B. De-Busted!
Eddie: Man, good one Chief.
Chief Wiggum: Thanks, Eddie! I thought of it in the car on the way over. It wasn't too much?