Mighty MMORPG Player Ragers/Quotes

Quotes

Comic Book Guy: Welcome to the inaugural meeting of the Springfield Massively-Multiplayer Online Role Playing Gamers Club. I will mark the attendance as 10.

Professor Frink: Great flavin's ghost, man, can't you count?

Comic Book Guy: Professor, you should appreciate that I was counting in binary.

Sir Bartemus of Feldspring: I will not smite ye too mightily! Have not a cow, good people!

Sir Bartemus: Hey, man, does that glowing Q mean I can get a quest from you?

Quest master: No, I'm an angel. My halo's in the shop, and that's a loaner.

Sir Bartemus: What?

Quest master: Never mind. They hired out-of-work comedy writers to write my lines. But indeed, I am the quest master.

Rogue Warrior Prince Martin: This is Larph, the Hunter.

Sir Bartemus: Let me guess. It's Ralph Wiggum. He just typed in the letters of his name wrong.

Larph: What's typing?

Sir Bartemus: Smitherina? I know you. You're Mr. Smithers.

Smitherina: Uh... This character was assigned to me. They were all out of manly pixies and sprites.

Homer: Lisa! help me fix my abattoir!

Lisa: It's an avatar, dad. An abattoir is a slaughterhouse.

Homer: Oh. I thought it was a toilet.

Ned Flanders: Hi-de-ho, virtual neighboreeno!

Homer: How can it be a utopia with Stupid Flanders here? Ooh! Can I smite him with my mace and club?

Lisa: It's not that kind of game, dad.

Lisa: Dad, I don't think you can get drunk on binary code.

Homer: I need some money. Can you hire me at the virtual power plant?

Lenny Leonard: Sorry, Homer, they don't need us either.

Carl Carlson: Yeah, they got robots running the plant here. Look!

Bender Rodríguez: This is what I call living.

Kearney Zzyzwicz: Girls?! That's even worse than space creatures!

Milhouse Van Houten: [text message] Bart! Getting pwned by a leet gosu from Eversiege. Do you read me?

Bart: [text message] How can I read you? Every word looks like a typo.

Milhouse: Will you marry me, Lisa?

Lisa: Not in this or any life.