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Like Fodder Like Son is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Foodie Fight content update. It requires Tyler Boom to be obtained.
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| After tapping on Tyler Boom's exclamation mark
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"School Poetry Night". Do we have to?
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Come on, if we survived "The Winter Pinter Playathon", we can survive this.
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I guess poems ARE way shorter than plays. But if there are any epic poems, I'm out!
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I know this isn't very Marge of me, but I brought a little something to "help". *takes vodka out of beehive*
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Marge Simpson, you beautiful blue-haired boozehound. I, too, brought a little something. *takes out plastic bag of liquor*
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Ooh, a Ziploc of — wait, what's in there?
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Everything from our liquor cabinet.
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Even that '03 Miller High Life you were saving? Wow.
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"In the shallow end of the swimming pool / My floaties gently hold each arm and leg / But the SPF 100 is not waterproof / And so I burn, and so I burn..."
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Poems are supposed to rhyme, idiot!
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You're so bad, Homie.
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You're so bad.
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No, you're so bad!
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SHHHHHHHH!
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They're just jealous of our alcohol-induced passion.
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Now it's time for the 8th grade class.
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The puberty gods are never kind to the 8th graders...
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Yeah, but now at least you can tell which ones are heading in a bad direction.
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Is that Scotty Boom's kid up there?
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My poem is called: "My Dad Spends Time With Me Now".
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Woo-hoo! Go Son!
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My Dad spends time with me now. / I miss being a rich kid. / That is my poem. / The end.
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At least that one was short.
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Task: "Make Tyler Boom Read Another Sad Poem". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 8 hours.
If Scotty Boom is owned: Task: "Make Scotty Boom Film The Poem With His Phone". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 8 hours.
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What?! Now it's fourth graders again? When is this poem fest going to end? Also, how many grades are in this school?
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Pass me the fun sauce.
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Roses are red / Violets are dead / I am a twin / She is also my twin.
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Those two creep me out. A lot.
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They wouldn't last a minute in burning-witch times.
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The Scarlet Witch...is she a witch or a superhero? Or...a super witch?!
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Will you two quiet down! My son is about to go up again and read another poem!
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Oh look, it's Chef Boy-I'm-Lame!
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Really? We're at a school event.
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My second poem is titled "Why Can't My Dad Just Be A Celebrity Chef Again?"
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"Being a kid is hard / Having a Dad that's rich is cool / I'd get a job but that is also hard / I'd rather just sit around all day / And—
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Enough! That's it with your terrible and super-entitled sounding poems! You are getting off your butt and getting a job.
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Fine, I'll get a job. What did you have in mind? CEO of the Chew Network?
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Tyler, CEO isn't a starter job. You're gonna start at the bottom and work your way up, just like your old man did.
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I guess. How many K will I be making a month, and will that be in Bitcoin or Ethereum?
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What's this school teaching you?
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Iambic pentameter, metaphor, syntax...and that's just tonight.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Tyler Boom's exclamation mark
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Tyler, this is the Chew Network kitchen where all the cooking is done for our various shows. Allow me to introduce you to my acting sous chef. I want you to do whatever he says.
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It's a pleasure to meet you, uh, Tyler, sir.
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Whoa, whoa. No "sirs" necessary. Tyler here is just your average worker. I don't want you to give him any special treatment just because he's my son, you hear?
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Wow, you're a sous chef? You're almost the same age as me. How'd you do it?
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Well, I'm only "acting" sous chef. My title and salary are actually dishwasher-level until they find someone else.
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But since you're here, I do need someone to wash the dishes while I sort out a problem with our deliveries.
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Ugh. Wash dishes? Can't you just use the dishwasher?
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You are the dishwasher. So let's scrub those dishes really hard, okay?
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Fine.
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| Task: "Make Tyler Boom Wash Dishes". The job takes place at the Barbecue Battle Booth, Springfield Barbecue Festival, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Well, it took all day, but I finally got the last of these dishes done.
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You know, it feels good to do some real work. I think I can see why my dad does this so much.
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You didn't do anything! You just hired three TaskRabbits to wash all the dishes for you!
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And it was surge pricing! Yeah!
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Well, the dishes are clean, aren't they?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Tyler Boom's exclamation mark
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So, how's my boy doing?
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Terrible. He keeps hiring people to do all the work for him.
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Really? That's a shame. I guess he just isn't cut out for this job.
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Yeah. I think you're right, sir.
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That's why I'm promoting him to line cook!
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Well, it's about time. I've been at this entry-level position for almost half a day!
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Task: "Make Tyler Boom Get Promoted to Line Cook". The job takes place at the Barbecue Battle Booth, Springfield Barbecue Festival, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Squeaky Voice Teen is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Teen Realize Life Isn't Fair". The job takes place at the Barbecue Battle Booth, Springfield Barbecue Festival, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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So are you still my boss, or am I your boss now? I don't actually know what sous chef means.
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I don't either, but since it has a French word in it, I'm still in charge.
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And now that you're a line cook, I'm going to treat you like one. I need you to dice a hundred onions before lunch.
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A hundred onions?! That's gonna take forever. Plus, my eyes are really sensitive.
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Eh, I'll just put 'em in this blender instead. *turns on blender*
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I said dice the onions. We can't use them if they're blended!
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Hey guys, just checking in. How's everything going?
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Whoa, did Tyler just make this onion paste all by himself?
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Well, technically yes, but...
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Like father like son. Whose house? Boom's house! Tyler, I'm promoting you to sous chef.
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But...I'm the sous chef!
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You were acting sous chef. And what an actor you've been. So good in fact that I'm demoting you to line cook.
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What?! That's so unfair. Your kid can't even dice an onion!
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Don't worry. As your boss, I'll promote you one day.
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Also, I need those dishes in the sink washed. Now!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Tyler Boom's exclamation mark
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Congratulations on your promotion, son. Are you ready to make your old man even prouder?
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You bet! Ever since yesterday, when I started out as a dishwasher, I've been working so hard towards this goal.
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Glad to hear it, because we're featuring your menu tonight!
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You can count on me, Dad.
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Alright, everything I've learned throughout my entire cooking career will be under the spotlight and put to the test...
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All eight hours of it!
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Task: "Make Tyler Boom Cook on a Hibachi". The job takes 4 hours.
If Scotty Boom is owned: Task: "Make Scotty Boom Beam With Undeserved Pride for Tyler". The job takes place at the Barbecue Battle Booth, Springfield Barbecue Festival, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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I hope you all are having a lovely evening. So tell me, how is your experience so far at our fine establishment?
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This just in, Scotty Boom's new restaurant is a flop.
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Worst. Meal. Ever.
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My onions were mushy. I don't like mushy onions.
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Really? I'm so sorry. If you don't mind, let me take a look at those onions... My God, you're right! And I know exactly who to blame!
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Tyler, I made a grave mistake when I demoted our sous chef to line cook.
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Finally, some logic in this kitchen!
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I can't believe he used a blender to dice onions!
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What?! I didn't blend them. Tyler did!
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And now you can't even own up to your own mistake. That's it, you're demoted to dishwasher.
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Dishwasher?! But—
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ACTING dishwasher.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Tyler Boom's exclamation mark
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Mr. Boom, I don't mean to complain, but since I can't get demoted any lower, we need to talk about your son. Everything at the restaurant has gone downhill since he started.
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Hmm, well I suppose you have a point.
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It's time for you to choose, sir. It's either him or me.
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You're one of my best employees. In fact, I think you're my only employee. Where is everyone else?
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Tyler fired them all for "looking at him funny".
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*sigh* I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but I think you're right. It's time to make the tough call.
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Thank you, Mr. Boom. I know this won't be easy, but you're making the right decision.
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If Scotty Boom is owned: Task: "Make Scotty Boom Promote Tyler to Executive Chef". The job takes place at the Barbecue Battle Booth, Springfield Barbecue Festival, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Tyler Boom Get Promoted to Executive Chef". The job takes place at the Barbecue Battle Booth, Springfield Barbecue Festival, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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You're promoting your son to Executive Chef? That's it, I'm outta here.
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Thanks, Dad! Wow, "Executive Chef", I still can't believe it!
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No thanks necessary, son. You've earned this.
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Yeah, I really did, didn't I?
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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