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- Jimbo Jones: All right, poindexters! Put your hands over your heads and keep your slide rules where we can see them! We're the Brotherhood of Bullies, and we're here to take your inventions!
- Bartman: Did someone call for a hero?
- Professor Frink: Yes, yes, in fact I did!
- Bartman: [to Houseboy] On the bright side, Kearney got tired of hitting you and left. So, in a way you did save the professor!
- Houseboy: I think some superglue got on the phone! I can't let go of it!
- Bartman: Oh man, that can last for days. I used it the time I glued Principal Skinner to his mother.
- Houseboy: Wow! As long as I have this, I have real superpowers! I'm not just a crummy sidekick!
- Bartman: I never said you were crummy. I said lame a few times.
- Bartman: What are you doing? We don't take money, we're superheroes!
- Houseboy: What do you mean "we"? I'm the only one with superpowers. You were just watching.
- Bartman: It took me a long time to chip my way out of the ice with my Bartarang. I asked you to help and... Can we not fight in front of the person we're saving?
- Apu: I have to say it does make me feel uncomfortable.
- Bartman: He was my best friend, and now he's my worst enemy. This kind of thing never happens to comic book superheroes.
- Apu: What do you mean? There's Superman and Lex Luthor, Spider-Man and the Green Goblin, Wonder Woman and the Silver Swan, Batman and Hush...
- Houseboy: Bartman? But how'd you know I'd be here?
- Bartman: You left a trail of giant metal forks.
- Krusty the Clown: I've heard of a fork in the road, but this is... aw, it's too corny a joke even for me!
