All Fired Up/Quotes

Quotes

Sideshow Mel: You wanted to see me Krusty?

Krusty the Clown: Mel, we need to talk. The ratings are in they've never been higher, and it's all thanks to you and your hair.

Sideshow Mel: Thank you, Krusty, but I...

Krusty: You're fired.

Sideshow Mel: What?!

Krusty: There's two ways to get ahead in the business, Mel work hard and climb the ladder, or make sure anyone more popular then you gets the axe.

Disco Stu: Disco Stu's been waiting so long, his clothes have come back into style.

Selma Bouvier: Yeah, yeah. We're understaffed today. My sister cashed in her Laramie cigarette frequent smoker points for a spa day at Rancho Relaxo. Wish I had too. But no, I had to get this novelty cuckoo clock.

Homer: Why am I here again?

Patty Bouvier: Just shut up and eat the bucket of chicken I got you! Homer, don't clip your toenails! Aaah! One of them flew in my mouth! Oh god, are you using my hair to floss your teeth?! [GACK!] Now my hair smells like chicken.

Selma: You did perfect! How do you feel?

Patty: In the mood for justifiable homicide!

Selma: Great! Here comes the supervisor.

Patty: Homer! Hide under the blanket in the back seat and keep your big yap shut!

Homer: Why?

Patty: Because I left some donuts and beer under there!

Lou: Hey, chief! You're just in time for lunch!

Eddie: Say, what's with the ice cream man get up?

Chief Wiggum: The wife picked up the wrong outfit at the dry cleaners. We're gonna get it all sorted out tomorrow. Oh, well no big deal, huh guys?

Lou: I don't know, chief. The uniform really gave you an air of authority.

Eddie: Frankly, it was all that did.

Chief Wiggum: Okay, that's enough outta you. Now get out there and stop some crime!

Lou: Hmmm...

Eddie: No.

Squeaky-voiced teen: I accidentally deep-fried a cash register.

Otto Mann: I parked the school bus on the roof.

Homer: I got fired due to beaver-related incident.

Raphael: [SIGH] I love this town!