Wikisimpsons:Previously featured comic quotes
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All previously featured comic quotes.
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December 1, 2012 - January 3, 2013
- "I'm worried about how aggressive he's getting. We may have to kennel him until we find out what's wrong."
- ―Marge
- "Which one? Homer or Santa's Little Helper?"
- ―Bart[src]
November 2, 2012 - December 1, 2012
- "Jimbo, do you and your friend like wieners?"
- ―Carol Jones
- "Yeah, Mom. And if you wanna call 'em hot dogs next time, that's cool, too."
- ―Jimbo Jones[src]
October 5, 2012 - November 2, 2012
- "Chief Wiggum, you've failed the city you swore to protect!"
- ―Sideshow Bob, masquerading as Bartman from the future
- "Now see here! I didn't swear to any such thing. And if I did, it was just an empty promise!"
- ―Chief Wiggum[src]
September 1, 2012 - October 5, 2012
- "Know that these "rolling freeze-outs" are largely the result of a power plant mismanagement..."
- ―Mr. Burns
- "This won't stand! My dad works at that plant, and he'll do something!"
- ―Bart
- "...caused by an employee in Sector 7G who hasn't been to work because he didn't want to get out of bed this week."
- ―Mr. Burns
- "Never mind."
- ―Bart[src]
August 1, 2012 - September 1, 2012
- "Mom, can I be a Ninja Assassin when I grow up?"
- ―Bart Simpson[src]
July 1, 2012 - August 1, 2012
- "Help, Bart! Help! I'm stuck, and I have to go to the little boys' room!"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
