Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes

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From now on, please sign all nominations.

Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

"Last Exit to Springfield"

"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter", you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...''"

―Abraham Simpson

A long but funny quote. The Solar Dragon ^{(Talk - Contribs.)} 06:55, 24 August 2013 (EDT)

Support (3)

1. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 03:35, August 31, 2013 (EDT)
2. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 17:41, October 12, 2013 (EDT)
3. Classic Abe. -- Mythigator (talk) 01:15, October 16, 2013 (EDT)

Oppose (0)

1. It doesn't work in print form, in my opinion. Homer to the Max (talk) 19:28, September 28, 2013 (EDT)

"Fraudcast News"

"All my daughter ever did was tell people to think for themselves. I may be her father, but when I grow up, I wanna be just like her, except still a dude."

―Homer Simpson

A very fun quote.Loco87 ^{(talk / contribs)} 0:31, 1 September 2013 (EDT)

"Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"

"Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, Like Englishmen and Scots, Welshmen and Scots, Or Japanese and Scots, Or Scots and Scots, Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!"

―Groundskeeper Willie

A funny from Willie when he talking about his old country. /AleWi (talk) 15:20, September 28, 2013 (EDT)

Oppose (3)

1. Please check the previously featured quotes before nominating, AleWi. :P ☆The Solar Dragon ^{(Talk - Contribs.)}☆ 18:08, September 28, 2013 (EDT)
2. Agreed with Solar Dragon.. Homer to the Max (talk) 19:38, September 28, 2013 (EDT)
3. I love this quote, but it's already been featured. -- Mythigator (talk) 20:40, September 28, 2013 (EDT)

"Fat Man and Little Boy"

"Daddy, can I have this one?"

―Rod Flanders

"Hmm. "Get bent"? Well, the only thing that can mean is kneel down and pray! I'll take the whole box. Get bent, everyone!"

―Ned Flanders

Ned's logic. :P Homer to the Max (talk) 19:38, September 28, 2013 (EDT)

Oppose (1)

1. Depends too much on the context to work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator (talk) 20:38, September 28, 2013 (EDT)