Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes

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From now on, please sign all nominations.

Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

Twitter

"Gotta tweet fast, Marge is making my favorite thing for dinner – food!"

―Homer Simpson

A funny tweet from Homer. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 06:11, 1 July 2012 (EDT)

Support (2)

1. I like it. We've had quotes and nominations aplenty showing Homer's dumbness; now we've got one showing his gluttony. -- Mythigator 10:23, 15 September 2012 (EDT)
2. Yeah, I like it. Is it the first Twitter post by "Homer" up for featured quote nomination? --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 08:32, 12 January 2013 (EST)

Neutral (1)

1. It's ok, but not really anything super funny. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 20:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

Comments

• This is the second tweet up for nomination, Fred. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 14:01, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

"Blood Feud"

"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

―Homer

"OK, Mr. Burns! Er, what's your first name?"

―Post Office worker

"I don't know! [outside the post office] Great plan, Bart(!)"

―Homer

A funny quote from "Blood Feud", and shows Homer's dumbness. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 15:32, 8 September 2012 (EDT)

Neutral (1)

1. One of those ones which doesn't work too well on its own. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 16:45, 14 March 2013 (EDT)
   Another thing is that you can't really express Homer's voice and feelings in the quote. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 15:36, 3 May 2013 (EDT)

Oppose (2)

1. Doesn't work as a featured quote because it relies too much on the context. -- Mythigator 09:36, 29 May 2013 (EDT)
2. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 05:38, 14 June 2013 (EDT)

"Treehouse of Horror IV"

"Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos."

―Homer Simpson

I like this quote. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 04:20, 18 January 2013 (EST)

Support (2)

1. . :P --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 18:13, 18 January 2013 (EST)
2. OK quote, typical Homer. -- Mythigator 09:35, 15 February 2013 (EST)

"Pulpit Friction"

"The only thing bigger than you is you tomorrow."

―Bart Simpson to Homer

Typical Bart. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 15:42, 3 May 2013 (EDT)

Support (1)

1. Classic Bart attitude and a good zinger on Homer. Also, a good example of a quote that works well on its own. -- Mythigator 09:38, 29 May 2013 (EDT)