Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes

Past Nominations: 1

Featured Quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

Home Away From Homer

"This town is sweeter than a cake made of pie."

―Ned Flanders

Neutral (1)

1. Not an amazing quote to be honest. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 19:30, 21 February 2011 (UTC)

C.E.D'oh

"So Mr. Burns doesn't take you seriously, big whoop, who gives a doodle, whoopy ding dong doo!"

―Marge Simpson

"Thanks for trying, but I'll be at Moe's."

―Homer Simpson

"So my husband goes to a bar every night, whoopdy doo, who gives a bibble, gabba gabba hey!"

―Marge Simpson

Support (2)

1. One of Marge's crazy moments. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 15:53, 9 June 2011 (UTC)
2. Haha, yep, ditto. --Will K ^{(Talk ~ Contribs)} 11:03, 19 July 2011 (UTC)

Homer vs. Patty and Selma

"What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them―as is my understanding..."

―Bart Simpson

Support (2)

1. I like this quote. Arguably the funniest line from this episode. Dohayecarumbadoh 18:40, 8 June 2011 (UTC)
2. It's a nice Bart witticism, plus an indirect dig at how sucky Springfield's school system is. Support. -- Mythigator 09:21, 28 July 2011 (EDT)

Oppose (1)

1. Just doesn't seem funny to me. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 15:53, 9 June 2011 (UTC)

Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh

"Class, in what year was one plus one?"

―Ralph

(No one says anything)

"The answer is, the amazing Ralph!"

―Ralph

(Ralph then dives out of the classroom window)^[src]

Oppose (2)

1. Even though I like Ralph alot, this doesn't seem as funny as most of his other lines. Dohayecarumbadoh 01:30, 10 June 2011 (UTC)
2. Depends too much on the surrounding action to work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator 09:20, 28 July 2011 (EDT)

Cape Feare

"No-one who speaks German can be an evil man"

―Unnamed official

Oppose (1)

1. Without the context, it just falls flat. -- Mythigator 09:18, 28 July 2011 (EDT)

"Treehouse of Horror III" 1

"Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!"

―Bart Simpson

"He was a zombie?"

―Homer Simpson

Support (2)

1. A classic Homer line. -- Mythigator 14:51, 18 July 2011 (UTC)
2. My favourite THOH line, needs to be featured -- Knife! - Fan of Queen 06:01, 24 July 2011 (EDT)

"How the Test Was Won"

"Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want. So tell me what you want, what you really really want. I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want. So tell me what you want, what you really really want."

―Ralph Wiggum

"Ralph, are you almost finished?"

―Principal Skinner

"I finished before we came in."

―Ralph Wiggum

"Urgh!"

―Principal Skinner

Support (0)

Neutral (0)

Oppose (2)

1. Already featured. Doh5678 (talk) 12:21, 17 July 2011 (UTC)
2. What he said. The Solar Dragon ^{(Talk - Contribs.)} 15:25, 17 July 2011 (UTC)

Comments

"Treehouse of Horror III" 2

"Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!"

―House of Evil employee

"Oooh, that's bad"

―Homer Simpson

"But it comes with a free frogurt!"

―House of Evil employee

"That's good."

―Homer Simpson

"The frogurt is also cursed."

―House of Evil employee

"That's bad"

―Homer Simpson

"But you get your choice of toppings"

―House of Evil employee

"That's good!"

―Homer Simpson

"The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate."

―House of Evil employee

(Homer stares at the shopkeeper blankly)

"That's bad"

―House of Evil employee

"Can I go now?"

―Homer Simpson

Oppose (1)

1. In order for this one to make sense, you have to have the entire context of the conversation instead of just a line or two. It is a very funny Homer moment, but it doesn't really work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator 14:49, 18 July 2011 (UTC)

"Treehouse of Horror X"

"The sun?! That's the hottest place on Earth!"

―Homer Simpson