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Contents 1 Rules 2 How to nominate 3 Nominations 3.1 "Itchy and Scratchy Land" 3.1.1 Support (0) 3.1.2 Neutral (0) 3.1.3 Oppose (0) 3.1.4 Comments 3.2 "Team Homer" 3.2.1 Support (0) 3.2.2 Neutral (0) 3.2.3 Oppose (0) 3.2.4 Comments 3.3 "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)" 3.3.1 Support (0) 3.3.2 Neutral (0) 3.3.3 Oppose (0) 3.3.4 Comments 3.4 "Burns' Heir" 3.4.1 Support (0) 3.4.2 Neutral (0) 3.4.3 Oppose (1) 3.4.4 Comments 3.5 "Lisa on Ice" 3.5.1 Support (0) 3.5.2 Neutral (0) 3.5.3 Oppose (1) 3.5.4 Comments 3.6 "Little Big Girl" 3.6.1 Support (0) 3.6.2 Neutral (0) 3.6.3 Oppose (0) 3.6.4 Comments 3.7 "Sideshow Bob Roberts" 3.7.1 Support (1) 3.7.2 Neutral (0) 3.7.3 Oppose (0) 3.7.4 Comments 3.8 "Bart After Dark" 3.8.1 Support (0) 3.8.2 Neutral (0) 3.8.3 Oppose (0) 3.8.4 Comments

Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

Nominations

"Itchy and Scratchy Land"

"Which one of you is the mailman?"

―Grampa (staring at Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II)^[src]

JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas

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"Team Homer"

"You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?!"

―Moe Syzlak^[src]

JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas

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"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)"

"Slow down. The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'."

―Jasper Beardley^[src]

JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas

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"Burns' Heir"

"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably.
The lesson is, never try."

―Homer Simpson^[src]

JThomas (talk) 09:52, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas

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1. It has already been featured. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 16:50, December 6, 2014 (EST)

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"Lisa on Ice"

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

―Ralph Wiggum^[src]

JThomas (talk) 10:02, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas

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1. It has already been featured. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 16:50, December 6, 2014 (EST)

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"Little Big Girl"

"The Simpsons have never married or even shook hands with anyone interesting. In a world of 31 flavors, we’re the cup of water they rinse the scoops in. Grampa out."

―Abraham Simpson^[src]

A nice quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 11:30, December 16, 2014 (EST)

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"Sideshow Bob Roberts"

"Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?"

―Sideshow Bob^[src]

A good quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 11:30, December 16, 2014 (EST)

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1. There we go! This is a great quote. :P --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 15:52, December 16, 2014 (EST)

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I feel like it could do without the first two sentences, and maybe without the last "Do they?". --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 11:43, December 16, 2014 (EST)

That's true. I've changed it. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 12:01, December 16, 2014 (EST)

"Bart After Dark"

"I have misplaced my pants."

―Homer Simpson^[src]

For the quote to be funny I added a picture to go along with it./13JThomas ^{Talk / Contributions}

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