Wikisimpsons:Featured comics quotes

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From now on, please sign all nominations.

Featured comics quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community from the comic stories. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons comic stories.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What comic}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What comic}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What comic}}

The comics don't need square brackets.

"Midday on the Midway"

"Congratulations, Bart. That was the dumbest thing I've ever seen you do."

―Lisa Simpson /AleWi 12:01, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

Oppose (5)

1. Just doesn't work. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 12:06, 31 May 2012 (EDT)
2. I feel like I've heard this a lot from Lisa. WebkinzMania 15:41, 31 May 2012 (EDT)
3. Meh. No punch at all; not feature-worthy. -- Mythigator 11:09, 1 August 2012 (EDT)
4. --Cook879 15:31, 30 November 2012 (EST)
5. Nein! --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 07:07, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

"Nobody's Purrfect"

"Abbaphlegga! Blek! Yaggha!"

―Crazy Cat Lady /AleWi 12:01, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

Oppose (5)

1. Jabba-dee-do-aphelledo! Makes no dibehily sense! | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 12:06, 31 May 2012 (EDT)
2. Meh... WebkinzMania 15:41, 31 May 2012 (EDT)
3. Concur with the "meh" assessment. -- Mythigator 11:09, 1 August 2012 (EDT)
4. --Cook879 15:31, 30 November 2012 (EST)
5. Nein! --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 07:07, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

"Bart's Day at the Zoo"

"I see London, I see France, I see Barty's underpants!"

―Sherri and Terri /AleWi 12:01, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

Oppose (4)

1. Doesn't work either. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 13:00, 31 May 2012 (EDT)
2. Agreed with Random; doesn't work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator 11:09, 1 August 2012 (EDT)
3. --Cook879 15:31, 30 November 2012 (EST)
4. Nein! --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 07:07, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

"Wall or Nothing"

"Please! Lake water makes my throat close up!"

―Wendell Borton /AleWi 12:01, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

Neutral (0)

Might be funnier with a little more context, but with too much context we run the risk of making the quote too unwieldy to work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator 11:09, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

Oppose (4)

1. Again, doesn't work as just a quote. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 12:06, 31 May 2012 (EDT)
2. --Cook879 15:31, 30 November 2012 (EST)
3. After further consideration, no. This quote doesn't work without the visual context. -- Mythigator 12:09, 1 December 2012 (EST)
4. Nein! --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 07:07, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

Comments

• Myth: The context is this: The kids are playing a game of king of the hill on a floating dock, and Homer comes and pushes them all off. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 11:22, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

The Comic Cover Caper!

"Milhouse! You're going to summer school? I thought you passed!"

―Bart Simpson

"I did, but my mom is sending me anyway. She says having me around the house all summer makes her plants die."

―Milhouse

Others are pretty bad, sorry, AleWi - I like this one though. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 03:53, 13 June 2013 (EDT)