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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Dog Days content update/Gone to the Dogs Gameplay

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Gone to the Dogs

Gone to the Dogs Pt. 1

After the user logs in on June 24th:
Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon.png *bark* *woof* Chief we've tripled the arrests since taking over for those buffoons!
Tapped Out Laddie Icon.png *bark* They should have quadrupled!
Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon.png *arf* We need more feet in the street... I mean paws.
Tapped Out Laddie Icon.png *ruff* *woof* We need to head to the rough part of town and scrounge up some real muscle from the junkyard.
Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon.png *bark* On my way Chief.
Meanwhile in the basement...
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Alright I'm willing to concede that we may have lost control here.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Eating their dog food is helping no one.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png We're gonna need an expert.
Tapped Out Eddie Icon.png An expert is how we got into this mess in the first place.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Then we're gonna need someone who's more — experter.
Task: Collect Dog Collars [x145])
Task: Make Wiggum Try to Think of Someone More Experter (4h, Police Station)
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Get New Orders From Laddie (4h, Police Station or Homes)
If the user has Eddie: Task: Make Eddie Get New Orders From Laddie (4h, Police Station or Homes)
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I've got it! We hire a dog whisperer who will then whisper to us what they're up to!
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png *whispers* But you can't hear whispers.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png What's that Lou?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Or we hire a LOUD dog behavior expert to trick the dogs into giving the power back to us.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png These dogs are pretty smart. Do you really think an expert can outsmart them?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Pfft just leave it to me Lou.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png By which I mean the expert. But leave it to me to hire the expert – and then we'll leave it all up to the expert.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Very confusing but most of your plans are.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Gone to the Dogs Pt. 2

After completing Gone to the Dogs Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png So you're from the Dognitive Behavioral Therapy Institute?
Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon.png That's right. Elaine Wolff. I specialize in Dognitive Behavioral Therapy.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I don't want to hear that again so please proceed.
Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon.png I'm a firm believer in getting inside the mind of a dog to really analyze their motivations. I can solve your pooch problem by bringing in an expert.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I thought YOU were the expert?
Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon.png On why dogs scooch their butts across the carpet not canine hierarchical power structures. This requires the big guns.
Task: Collect Dog Collars [x145]
If the user has Elaine Wolff: Task: Make Elaine Wolff Consult With Crazy Dog Man (4h, Dognitive Behavioral Institute)
Task: Make Wiggum Get Budget Approval for the Big Guns (4h, Police Station)
Tapped Out Crazy Dog Man Icon.png Hraaarjjkjrjar! *throws dog*
Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon.png I hear what you're saying. So the power structure has limits?
Tapped Out Crazy Dog Man Icon.png Skrajjkjhewaarjh! *throws two dogs*
Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon.png Of course. The carrot and the stick. It's classic behavioral conditioning.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You can understand him?
Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon.png When you're married to a crazy person for ten years you pick up some things.
Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon.png Karagibukaaaa! I just told him that last month's alimony check is still missing.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Gone to the Dogs Pt. 3

After completing Gone to the Dogs Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon.png Alright we're using the carrot and the stick approach with the dogs.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png We give them carrots and sticks?
Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon.png No. The "carrot" is the reward for behavior we desire. We'll entice them with things doggies love.
Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon.png Dog parks snack dispensers and pig's ears...
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I like those things too!
Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon.png They're not meant for you.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png No fair! Can I at least have a stick?
Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon.png There are no sticks. It's a metaphor.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I can't fetch a metaphor!
Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon.png Fine. Fetch some sticks.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png I'll keep an eye on him.
Task: Collect Dog Collars [x125])
Task: Make Wiggum Gather Sticks (4h, Trees)
If the user has Elaine Wolff: Task: Make Elaine Wolff Oversee Construction of "Carrots" (4h, Dognitive Behavioral Institute)
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Turn to the Camera and Make a Face (4h, Police Station)
Tapped Out McGriff the Crime Dog Icon.png Mr. Simpson is it true that on the 14th of October you said to your dog and I quote "Who's a good boy?"
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Detective is there a problem with that?
Tapped Out McGriff the Crime Dog Icon.png I'm the one asking the questions ma'am.
Tapped Out McGriff the Crime Dog Icon.png Now Mr. Simpson is your dog in fact a good boy?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No I lied. I only said that to convince someone to buy him from us.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png *gasp*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png He's a bad boy...he's a really bad boy.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Homer how could you?!
Tapped Out McGriff the Crime Dog Icon.png That's all the questions for now. Your family needs some room to heal.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Gone to the Dogs Pt. 4

After completing Gone to the Dogs Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Are the carrots distracting the dogs so that we can take back our precinct?
Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon.png Um...
Meanwhile at the Police Station...
Tapped Out Laddie Icon.png *bark* *bark* The humans are accepting our rule. We've even received snack dispensers and pig's ears.
Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon.png And have you visited the new Springfield Dog Park? *woof*
Tapped Out Laddie Icon.png I've already left messages for the others on fire hydrants there.
Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon.png Now it's time to smack the humans with the rolled-up newspaper of our superiority. *bark*
Tapped Out Laddie Icon.png *bark* And you've brought more muscle from the junkyard. *woof*
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png *woof* Just tell me who I gotta bite.
Tapped Out Dog Moe Icon.png *bark* Finally it's my turn to lift my leg of rule on the humans!
Tapped Out Laddie Icon.png *bark* *bark* Then take to the streets! Clamp the jaws of authority on any human that questions you! *bark*
Meanwhile...
Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon.png Um...yeah. We're still cooking the carrots...
Task: Collect Dog Collars [x125]
Task: Make Wiggum Wait Patiently on Dog Psychology (4h, Police Station)
If the user has Elaine Wolff: Task: Make Elaine Wolff Give More "Carrots" (4h, Police Station or Homes)
Task: Make Homer Answer More of McGriff's Questions (4h, Simpson House)
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Run From Tyrannical Police Dogs (4h)
If the user has Eddie: Task: Make Eddie Run From Tyrannical Police Dogs (4h)
If the user has Emily Winthrop: Task: Make Emily Winthrop Check in to See How Things Are Going (4h, Police Station or Homes)
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I feel like this is not quite going according to plan.
Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon.png *fighting off dogs* You think?!
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Maybe we should try the actual sticks now?
Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Icon.png I'm way ahead of you! *swings a stick*
Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon.png *bark* *ruff* Attacking an officer of the paw is a crime! You're going downtown. *handcuffs Elaine Wolff* *bark*
Meanwhile at the Simpson house...
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Things have gone to the dogs! Meaning police dogs are locking up anyone who refuses to give treats!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png And they're planting evidence of chewed-up homework on humans to deflect blame from dogs!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Actually I mighta ate one of your history papers. Mmm... Louisiana Purchase.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Gone to the Dogs Pt. 5

After completing Gone to the Dogs Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I'm tired of everyone in town complaining that I created a terrifying police dog state.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png What are you gonna do about it?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Nothing. I just wanted to say I'm really tired.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png We should get out of here. I hear the dogs coming.
Task: Collect Dog Collars [x185]
Task: Make Wiggum Hide From the Dogs (4h, Police Station Springfield Penitentiary or Homes)
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Hide From the Dogs (4h, Police Station or Homes)
If the user has Eddie: Task: Make Eddie Hide From the Dogs (4h, Police Station or Homes)
If the user has Elaine Wolff: Task: Make Elaine Wolff Use Her One Phone Call (4h, Police Station or Homes)
Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Phone Icon.png Chief Wiggum?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Elaine? I thought they arrested you? Wait. You're a fool if you used your one phone call to call me.
Tapped Out Elaine Wolff Phone Icon.png Then I'm a fool. Just get me out of this!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Well I'm kinda tied up right now. Yes the dogs caught me and tied me up.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Who knew dogs could tie knots?
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20