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| + | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo |Marge's Son Poisoning|The Last of the Red Hat Mamas}} | ||
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| + | :''[Quimby is hijacking a plane]'' | ||
| + | :'''[[Quimby]]:''' ''[pointing with a gun to the pilot]'' Take this plane wherever girls are going wild! [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/run7.mp3 audio clip] | ||
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| + | :'''Aide:''' Mayor Quimby, your twelve years as mayor have been corrupt and full of scandals. | ||
| + | :'''Quimby:''' Who are you? | ||
| + | :'''Aide:''' I'm your chief of staff. | ||
| + | :'''Quimby:''' I knew I should have put my nephew in that position. | ||
| + | :'''Aide:''' I ''am'' your nephew. | ||
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| + | :'''Quimby:''' Dear God, every wacko, nutcase and Disco Stu in this town is gonna run against me. | ||
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| + | :'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Hundreds of Springfielders are running for mayor, including yours truly Kent Brockman. Coming up, a common household fabric could kill you! Find out when you vote for Kent Brockman. | ||
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| + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' How is your tail doing that? | ||
| + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' I don't know. | ||
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| + | :'''[[Kearney]]:''' Way to give into peer pressure! | ||
| + | :'''[[Dolph]]:''' Hey, Milhouse! Cool kids ride bikes with their eyes closed! | ||
| + | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' ''[off camera]'' I'm cool! ''[he is heard him biking, as well as the inevitable results involving a train]'' | ||
| + | :'''Dolph:''' Uh, I'm late for Hebrew school. | ||
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| + | :''[At the debate forum]'' | ||
| + | :'''Kent Brockman:''' Now, our first question is to Eleanor Abernathy, also known as the "Crazy Cat Lady". If you were mayor, what would be your primary concern? | ||
| + | :'''[[Crazy Cat Lady|Eleanor]]:''' ''[unintelligible staggering]'' Small business incentives! ''[unintelligible staggering]'' Corporate accountability! ''[unintelligible staggering]'' Cats in everyone's pants! | ||
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| + | :'''Homer:''' I will run for mayor! | ||
| + | :'''Lisa:''' And I will be your campaign manager! | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' And I will find out what a mayor does! ''[Pulls out a bottle of beer]'' Expand my brain, learning juice [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/run10.mp3 audio clip] | ||
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| + | :'''Kent Brockman:''' Homer, what about these allegations about you strangling your son? ''[Holds up a photo of Homer strangling Bart in front of a banner that says "Good luck at the press conference, Dad!"]'' | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' Why should this election be determined by a photo taken hours ago? [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season17/run11.mp3 audio clip] | ||
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| + | :'''[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]:''' Who else should be mayor but me! A steroid-abusing, pot-smoking, women groping, son of a Nazi, washed-up movie star! ''[crowd cheers]'' I think we should keep an open mind toward stem-cell research. ''[crowd boos]'' | ||
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| + | :'''[[Miss Springfield]]:''' Imagine me! The mayor! Then no one will laugh at my singing. ''[High pitched and very terrible singing voice]'' ''I'm proud to be an American...'' | ||
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| + | :'''[[Skinner]]:''' I hold in my hand a sticker with a frowning face. Don't make me affix it to your file. | ||
| + | :'''Lisa:''' ''[mocking him]'' "Don't make me affix it to your file"! | ||
| + | :'''Skinner:''' ''[Lisa hits him with a dodge ball]'' I'm peeling off the back. ''[with a shoe]'' Don't make me do this! ''[with her saxophone]'' You leave me no choice. ''[He puts the sticker on Lisa's file. The lights begin flickering overhead]'' Willie, rats are gnawing at the wires again. | ||
| + | :'''[[Willie]]:''' Shut up, man! I'm making me ramen noodles! | ||
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| + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Check it out, I stole the sign! | ||
| + | :'''Dolph:''' Check it out, we stole The Scream! | ||
| + | :'''Kearney:''' Put that away! It creeps me out! | ||
| + | :''[Cletus drives his car with Brandine]'' | ||
| + | :'''[[Brandine]]:''' Cletus, turn left on Bart Boulevard! | ||
| + | :'''[[Cletus]]:''' I told ya, there t'ain't ''[sic]'' no "Bart Boulevard"! | ||
| + | :'''Brandine:''' Too late. Baby's already out. Get your huntin' knife and cut the umbrellica cord. ''[Holds up his baby, still attached to the umbilical cord]'' | ||
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| + | :'''Homer:''' To open another present now would be like following the London Philharmonic with Jessica Simpson. | ||
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| + | :''[Moe is pasting his own face onto pictures of Marge and Homer's wedding]'' | ||
| + | :'''[[Moe]]''' ''[to the tune of 'Here Comes The Bride']'' ''Here comes the Moe / with a pretty girl / 'cause these are things that happened in real life.'' | ||
| + | :'''[[Barney]]''' Hey, Moe, can we get a beer? | ||
| + | :'''Moe''': Shut up and hand me more Moe heads. | ||
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- [Quimby is hijacking a plane]
- Quimby: [pointing with a gun to the pilot] Take this plane wherever girls are going wild! audio clip
- Aide: Mayor Quimby, your twelve years as mayor have been corrupt and full of scandals.
- Quimby: Who are you?
- Aide: I'm your chief of staff.
- Quimby: I knew I should have put my nephew in that position.
- Aide: I am your nephew.
- Quimby: Dear God, every wacko, nutcase and Disco Stu in this town is gonna run against me.
- Kent Brockman: Hundreds of Springfielders are running for mayor, including yours truly Kent Brockman. Coming up, a common household fabric could kill you! Find out when you vote for Kent Brockman.
- Kearney: Way to give into peer pressure!
- Dolph: Hey, Milhouse! Cool kids ride bikes with their eyes closed!
- Milhouse: [off camera] I'm cool! [he is heard him biking, as well as the inevitable results involving a train]
- Dolph: Uh, I'm late for Hebrew school.
- [At the debate forum]
- Kent Brockman: Now, our first question is to Eleanor Abernathy, also known as the "Crazy Cat Lady". If you were mayor, what would be your primary concern?
- Eleanor: [unintelligible staggering] Small business incentives! [unintelligible staggering] Corporate accountability! [unintelligible staggering] Cats in everyone's pants!
- Homer: I will run for mayor!
- Lisa: And I will be your campaign manager!
- Homer: And I will find out what a mayor does! [Pulls out a bottle of beer] Expand my brain, learning juice audio clip
- Kent Brockman: Homer, what about these allegations about you strangling your son? [Holds up a photo of Homer strangling Bart in front of a banner that says "Good luck at the press conference, Dad!"]
- Homer: Why should this election be determined by a photo taken hours ago? audio clip
- Rainier Wolfcastle: Who else should be mayor but me! A steroid-abusing, pot-smoking, women groping, son of a Nazi, washed-up movie star! [crowd cheers] I think we should keep an open mind toward stem-cell research. [crowd boos]
- Miss Springfield: Imagine me! The mayor! Then no one will laugh at my singing. [High pitched and very terrible singing voice] I'm proud to be an American...
- Skinner: I hold in my hand a sticker with a frowning face. Don't make me affix it to your file.
- Lisa: [mocking him] "Don't make me affix it to your file"!
- Skinner: [Lisa hits him with a dodge ball] I'm peeling off the back. [with a shoe] Don't make me do this! [with her saxophone] You leave me no choice. [He puts the sticker on Lisa's file. The lights begin flickering overhead] Willie, rats are gnawing at the wires again.
- Willie: Shut up, man! I'm making me ramen noodles!
- Bart: Check it out, I stole the sign!
- Dolph: Check it out, we stole The Scream!
- Kearney: Put that away! It creeps me out!
- [Cletus drives his car with Brandine]
- Brandine: Cletus, turn left on Bart Boulevard!
- Cletus: I told ya, there t'ain't [sic] no "Bart Boulevard"!
- Brandine: Too late. Baby's already out. Get your huntin' knife and cut the umbrellica cord. [Holds up his baby, still attached to the umbilical cord]
- Homer: To open another present now would be like following the London Philharmonic with Jessica Simpson.
