List of vulgar words

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This is a list of uncensored words in The Simpsons.

Speech

Season 2

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?" Bart Simpson Bastard "So, any idea where this bastard lives?" "Bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard bastard!" Homer Simpson Bastard's "Holy moly, the bastard's rich!"

Season 5

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Rosebud" C. J. Ramone Bastard "Go to Hell, you old bastard!" "Treehouse of Horror IV" Homer Simpson "Bastard! He's always one step ahead! "The Last Temptation of Homer" Man "Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastard!" "Homer and Apu" James Woods Frickin' "Why you frickin', no good, mother [bleep] [bleep] cheese!"

Season 9

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Trash of the Titans" Adam Clayton Wanker "Wankers."

Season 11

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Take My Wife, Sleaze" Marge Simpson Skank "And when you get a job interview, try not to call your employer a punk or a skank." Ramrod Skank "Ohh, don't call him skank." "Missionary: Impossible" Homer Simpson Wanker "If they're not having a go at a bird, they're having a row with a wanker!"

Season 15

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Treehouse of Horror XIV" Pizza boy Bastard Aw, you miserable bastard. "I, D'oh-Bot" Ned Flanders Bitchin' "That is one bitchin' bike!" "Fraudcast News" Groundskeeper Willie Shite "Check out the Willie world news. I review the new tractors. They're all shite."

Season 16

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Wedding for Disaster" Homer Simpson Bastard Why you little bastard!

Season 17

Episode name Character Word Sentence "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story" Mr. Burns Bitch "Dream on, bitch."

Season 18

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Kill Gil, Volumes I & II" Homer Simpson Bastard "Give back that holiday cheer, you bastard!"

Season 21

Episode name Character Word Sentence "American History X-cellent" Mr. Burns Bastard "I had a little left between my toes. It quickly multiplied, and now I'm a bigger bastard than ever."

Season 23

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