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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXVIII content update/Prizes Gameplay
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Act 1 Prizes Gameplay
Tale of Two Mages
Tale of Two Mages Pt. 1
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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It's the first day of Magic Academy classes! Bart, don't forget to sharpen your wand and polish a toad for your teacher.
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Listen, I'm magic's biggest fan but ANOTHER school!? Magic or not, I'll sit this one out.
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Come on, Bart, you don't want to miss orientation! They have a sorting sock that determines your future! AND that's when they hand out the owls!
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I know my future – it's being awesome. But I guess I could pick up my owl then bail before lame spell casting classes start.
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Task: Make Wizard Lisa Attend Orientation (4h, Magic Academy) Task: Make Wizard Bart Attend Orientation (4h, Magic Academy)
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I got grouped with all the book worms and try-hards! I can't wait to out try-hard all of them!
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Where did you get assigned, Bart?
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It booked me for a full year's worth of detention. I hate when schools automatically and correctly assume you're bad! It's not fair!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Tale of Two Mages Pt. 2
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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It was so cool, Mom! We learned how to transform frogs into princes.
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And then we trained the princes not to eat flies. And then we all ate lunch.
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That's great, sweetie. How was your day, Bart?
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Lame! They're forcing me to retake the pre-Magic Academy classes. I didn't even get to cast a spell today!
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I'm sure they just want to make sure you work at a rate you're comfortable with.
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They're making me write the alphabet! Not even the magical alphabet. Just that stupid A, B, D one.
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Task: Make Wizard Lisa Conduct a Magical Orchestra (8h) Task: Make Wizard Bart Shirk His ABCs (4h, Bart's Treehouse) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Tale of Two Mages Pt. 3
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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I can't wait for exotic animal lessons today! I think we're learning how to adjust a dragon's flame.
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Let me know when your dragon's BBQ lighting-ready and I'll have him over.
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Forget this. I'm not sitting through another elixir mixing class. It's all in metric. I barely know the Imperial system!
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Even though I hate tests, it's time for this prankster to put what he's learned to the test.
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Task: Make Wizard Lisa Learn Dragon Etiquette (4h, Magic Academy) Task: Make Wizard Bart Magically Pants Skinner (8h, Springfield Elementary, Skinner)
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Bart, report to my office this instant.
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So, this is the part where I get expelled from the normie school by the dweeb principal?
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Due to your impressive, though humiliating, display of magical aptitude, we're enrolling you in dark arts. And may God have mercy on our souls.
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Is that the one where the class paints a naked Willie?
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No. Parents shut that class down.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Tale of Two Mages Pt. 4
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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So, apparently there's also a "dark arts" side to magic. And I'm pretty good at it. Even heard the letter "A" being associated with me.
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And it didn't have an "ss" coming after it!
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Lisa, why can't you be more like your brother? He could become the first overlord warlock in this family!
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Of course, Bart's the prodigy at the one thing I've read and obsessed over my entire young adult life.
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Task: Make Wizard Bart Exploit Powers (4h) Task: Make Wizard Lisa Practice Spells (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Tale of Two Mages Pt. 5
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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I got a B- in Transfiguration?! Haven't I changed enough!
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If you think you deserve an A, you should be able to turn it into one.
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You're right, Bart. Although it's against my moral code, I can Transfigure my B- into an A!
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That's not what I meant. Wait. Stop! Why am I the smart, responsible one now?! I'm scared. I'm very scared!
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Task: Make Wizard Bart Sneak Around Invisible (1h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Make Wizard Lisa Try to Transfigure an A (1h, Simpson House)
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Darn! I can only manage a B+.
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Lisa, we've got to get out of here! An invisible ghost is throwing chicken bones at me and calling me fat-wad all over the house!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Pub Stomp
Pub Stomp Pt. 1
After placing Lewd's Bar:
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Hey, this isn't my usual bar. And that means I can't tell the bartender I want "the usual".
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His "the usual" might not be a drink but a slug upside the head.
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Task: Capture Lewd [x15] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pub Stomp Pt. 2
After completing Pub Stomp Pt. 1:
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That's better. Now if only Crawl was here. He really knows how to bring the party.
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You can't spell party without C.R.A.W.L.!... At least I don't think so. I should look that up.
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Task: Enchant Lewd [x15] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pub Stomp Pt. 3
After completing Pub Stomp Pt. 2:
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This is the bar for me. All it needs is a smidge of redecorating to cover up all the mold all over the place.
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Task: Summon Lewd [x15] (4h, Lewd's Bar) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Monarch Mixtape
After placing Royal MyPod:
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Why don't you move this thing into your bar? Could drown out the rats.
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Nah, they'd just gnaw and scream over it.
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Besides, I hate everyone's taste in music. Even my own.
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It's beautiful, a reminder of how beautiful Equalia can be. If only our world could take a page from it.
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Ah, if only.
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Task: Tap Royal MyPod Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Field of Fairy Dreams
After placing Fairy Fields:
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It's beautiful, a reminder of how beautiful Equalia can be. If only our world could take a page from it.
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Ah, if only.
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Task: Tap Fairy Fields Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Music Automaton
After placing Music Automaton:
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C'mon, tell me the future.
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These models are meant to play music, not tell you the future.
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If it has a slot for a quarter, it either has to have divine powers or spit out candy bars. That's the bottom line.
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Task: Tap Music Automaton
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There's no way I turn that into winning lottery number picks.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Glitter Horn
Glitter Horn Pt. 1
After tapping on Unicorn Wizard's exclamation mark:
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I want to ride the donkey with the pointy party hat!
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How dare this small child insult me!
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I am one of the highest-ranking members of the Merlinical Council, not some county fair sideshow.
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Oo, a hot-headed horsey. I'll bet a sugar cube will mellow your melon.
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I will not stoop so low to handouts. I can provide for myself.
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Task: Make Unicorn Wizard Summon Sugar Cubes (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Glitter Horn Pt. 2
After tapping on Unicorn Wizard's exclamation mark:
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Hee-haw horsie! I want to toss a ring on your head horn!
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Just because I have a horn, does not mean I'll submit to becoming a backyard ringtoss game!
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But please say you don't rule out doing birthdays! And please say you're rated for fellas over 350 pounds!
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Stay away! My horn is no party toy and I offer no pony rides. I just had back surgery! Beware my whinny!
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Task: Make Unicorn Wizard Cast Glitter Hoof (4h) Quest reward: 200 and 10
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Act 2 Prizes Gameplay
Rock and Troll
Rock and Troll Pt. 1
After placing Crawl's Bar:
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What the heck is this place? And where's the bar? No bar, means no mead.
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And no mead means... I gotta go to my troll home sober!
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Task: Capture Crawl [x15] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Rock and Troll Pt. 2
After completing Rock and Troll Pt. 1:
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Now THIS is more like it. And check it out, it's got a karaoke setup!
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You won't hear music or any other thing come out of anyone as sweet as what I spew.
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Task: Enchant Crawl [x15] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Rock and Troll Pt. 3
After completing Rock and Troll Pt. 2:
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Now that's music. Gotta be louder though. Hope none of the businesses around here mind me adding some extra speakers.
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I don't have cash, but I'm sure they'll accept crudely drawn I.O.U.'s.
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Task: Summon Crawl (4h, Crawl's Bar) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Sand Noir
After placing Suffoclock of Sandy Doom:
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So, this is the scene of the crime. But no sign of evidence?
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This is great news! We get to pack it up and go home. Another SPD success story!
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But we did nothing, Chief. I got an idea where they stored the body though. It's going to take some folks to flip that giant sand timer over.
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Task: Tap Suffoclock of Sandy Doom
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Nice work, Lou. It's gonna be hard to gather evidence in these conditions and my never-ending quest to quit tells me to call it a day. Let's go grab some Krusty Burgers.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Weapon of Mass Surveillance
After placing Giant Crystal Ball:
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Use monies from my "Floozie" fund to hire some laborers to move this into my office.
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Better yet, just borrow an elephant from the city zoo and have the floozies meet me in my office as well.
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Task: Tap Giant Crystal Ball Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Cauldron Craft Brew
After building Ye Olde Magick Shoppe:
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Wow, Barney. You look more smashed than usual. How many did you pound down tonight?
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Just one! But it sure was tasty. It was also green! And then red, then green again.
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A Christmas-themed cocktail?
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And I'm alive to tell you about it!
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You thinking what I'm thinking, Carl?
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Yep. Bring on the holidays!
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Task: Make Barflies Drink at Ye Old Magick Shoppe [x3] (4h, Ye Olde Magick Shoppe) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Magic Mustache
Magic Mustache Pt. 1
After tapping on Greystash's exclamation mark:
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Fear not, citizens of this small town! I, Greystash, will protect you from evil!
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Why are you talking like that, Homer?
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Ya, Homer, I thought you hated all that magic mumbo-jumbo. But judging from yer outfit, you went full-blown bandwagon now.
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Who's Homer? Is he your plane's grand sorcerer?
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Hey Lenny, hey Carl, hey Moe. Who's the guy with the goofball beard?
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How ya doin', Presto-Chango? I'm Homer.
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Task: Make Greystash Have a Beer (4h, Moe's Tavern)
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Homer, based on what I've heard, I believe that we are in fact the same person. But also, not the same person.
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Please don't blow my mind with talk before I blow my mind with beer.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Magic Mustache Pt. 2
After tapping on Greystash's exclamation mark:
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What I'm saying is, we both have the same body. But, how we arrived to who we are now, completely different paths.
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So you're future me? Then I will speak to you in future talk. Gleep-glorp-gleep.
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No. Did you pay attention to anything I just said? We come from completely different parents.
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I'll trade you my dad for yours.
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I don't need to be from the future to know that's a bad deal.
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Then at least give me some wizard skills like you.
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Task: Make Greystash Answer So Many Questions (4h, Moe's Tavern)
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I don't know if you can grow a mustache like mine. I'm not even sure you have a beard right now!
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You've heard of a five o'clock shadow? This is a full eclipse of my face!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Magic Mustache Pt. 3
After tapping on Greystash's exclamation mark:
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So why can't I do any of the amazingly magical things you do?
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Especially your ability to grow that impressive cookie-duster of a mustache! *whimpers* I've lost so many cookie crumbs in my life.
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This moustache is the key to all my powers. Shall I demonstrate?
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Task: Make Greystash Use Mustache Magic (4h)
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It flows so gracefully in the wind. So majestic! So magnificent! I can't look away.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Magic Mustache Pt. 4
After tapping on Greystash's exclamation mark:
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So, you've got a mystical beast problem? Those are the worst. This is going to take some extra mustache wax.
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You'll help us? That's great! Hop on a broom, I'll take you to them!
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Sorry, I don't do brooms anymore. Now that they have breathalyzers onboard.
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You are SO much like my father.
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Don't worry. I have my own means of transportation.
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Task: Make Greystash Try Phoenix Flight (8h)
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On second thought, I'll just hoof it.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Three Heads, No Brain
Three Heads, No Brain Pt. 1
After the user logs in on October 24th:
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You thought three angst driven teens was bad? Try putting all those hormones into one body.
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Now imagine that one body is a dragon. Not fun for anyone.
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Task: Place Bully-Vern Cave Task: Capture Bully-Vern [x15] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Three Heads, No Brain Pt. 2
After completing Three Heads, No Brain Pt. 1:
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Hey, quit bogarting the whole cave!
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You're the one scarfin' too much of the cave!
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You move!
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No, you move! *breaths fire*
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Task: Enchant Bully-Vern [x15] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Three Heads, No Brain Pt. 3
After completing Three Heads, No Brain Pt. 2:
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It almost feels like home.
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All it needs now is three teenagers' worth of hellish, rotten stench.
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Task: Summon Bully-Vern [x15] (4h, Bully-Vern's Cave) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Act 3 Prizes Gameplay
The Party Troll
The Party Troll Pt. 1
After placing Barfy's Bar:
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Barfy is here to par-*burp*-ty!
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I'm the triple-size guy you don't want to show up at your BBQ, or family gathering!
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Task: Capture Barfy [x15] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Party Troll Pt. 2
After completing The Party Troll Pt. 1:
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That's never happened before. All this booze is making me hungry.
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Does anybody around here know where I can get a twelve-foot-long sub?
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Task: Enchant Barfy [x15] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Party Troll Pt. 3
After completing The Party Troll Pt. 2:
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Oh no! The tap is empty. Time for a beer run.
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This would be a lot easier if I could fit in a car and drive somewhere. Maybe someone has a hay wagon they could tow me in?
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Task: Summon Barfy [x15] (4h, Barfy's Bar) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Skinner Box-Kite
After placing Skinner Box Kite:
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That box kite is a perfect depiction of Principal Skinner. A big square!
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And oddly mesmerizing to watch.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Supervisor Snake
Supervisor Snake Pt. 1
After tapping on Slithers' exclamation mark:
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Sir, you want to DOUBLE the magical essence output of the plant?!
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That's right, Slithers. And don't give me any of that, "But the workers have no essence left to suck", hogwash.
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I'll see to it that the employees start putting in some essence overtime.
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Very good, Slithers. And what's going on with your stomach, it's deeply disturbing.
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Oh, that little guy? Don't worry. He'll soon be digested into a milky mush.
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Task: Make Slithers Digest Last Week's Meal (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Supervisor Snake Pt. 2
After tapping on Slithers' exclamation mark:
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Attention, plant workers. We're behind on magical essence sucking quota. Each of you must submit one essence sample by end of day.
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And what if we don't want to give up any essence? The union rules haven't even caught up to this event yet!
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Either submit a sample, or become my next meal.
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Oo, the plant offers a meal plan now!
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Yes, it includes being conscious for days while my stomach acids dissolve you. Headfirst or feet first, employee choice.
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Task: Make Slithers Intimidate Workers (1h, Control Building or Brown House) Task: Make Plant Workers Submit Essence Samples [x3] (4h, Control Building or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Supervisor Snake Pt. 3
After tapping on Slithers' exclamation mark:
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*sigh* What am I even doing? I work hard to impress him. But no matter how hard I try, he'll never see me for the snake I really am.
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Maybe if he saw who you are on the inside...
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That's a wonderful idea! After my next shedding, he'll see who I really am underneath!
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That's gross, and taking what I said way too literal.
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Task: Make Slithers Come Out of Scales (4h)
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Slithers, where are you with that essence quota?
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My god, he's a dehydrated husk! Nothing remains but some flimsy leftovers.
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While I acquire another assistant from the anthropomorphic rescue, I'll make a fine belt out of Slithers.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Radioactive Snowbird
After unlocking Lord Montymort's Lair:
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Smithers! This ghastly draft is causing my feet to numb. I'd swear I lost a toe or two, but I can't remember how many I had left to begin with.
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I'm sorry, sir. Perhaps we can relocate you to a warmer office temporarily?
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Task: Make Burns Warm up Feet (4h, Control Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Old School Vamp
Old School Vamp Pt. 1
After tapping on Count Dracula's exclamation mark:
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Springfield, I've come to suck some blood. By my doctor's orders, the low cholesterol variety.
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When darkness falls, I shall leech from the wayward sheep who wander from their flock.
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Good luck with that. I haven't seen the sun go down in Springfield for a while. Or anything below my waist since high school.
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If I have no choice, then I must. It is my curse to bear.
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Task: Make Count Dracula Live With His Burden (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Old School Vamp Pt. 2
After tapping on Count Dracula's exclamation mark:
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Excuse me, sir, would you happen to have some blood to donate?
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You must be confused. You give us the blood. We give you a cookie.
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I don't want a cookie! I want blood.
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Well, donations have been on the decline. Find us more donors, and maybe a blood pack or two could fall off the back of the Bloodmobile.
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Task: Place Bloodmobile Task: Make Count Dracula Play a Tune (8h) Task: Make Count Dracula Accept Donations (12h, Bloodmobile) Quest reward: 200 and 10
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The Sorcerer's Life Sentence
The Sorcerer's Life Sentence Pt. 1
After tapping on Lord Montymort's exclamation mark:
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It's outrageous that I now must spend the rest of my days in this forsaken town.
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I was so close to domination too, if it wasn't for those blasted kids.
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And maybe the giant mystical beasts. Worst of all, I must sit here and listen to their insults and catcalls.
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Montymort, Montymort... his face is wrinkled, his temper short! *laughs*
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Task: Make Lord Montymort Shield From Haters (4h, Magic Academy Ruins) Task: Make Homer Make Fun of Montymort (4h, Magic Academy Ruins) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Sorcerer's Life Sentence Pt. 2
After tapping on Lord Montymort's exclamation mark:
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Please, I beg of you, cut my sentence down!
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You sent giant monsters to destroy our city. And then, you threatened to enslave and suck the essence out of every citizen...
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And you're asking us to go easy on your sentence?
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I promise to be on my best behavior. I'll even refrain from killing your "Ray Ban"-ed body guards every week.
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Task: Make Lord Montymort Serve Life Sentence (24h, Springfield Penitentiary) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Sorcerer's Life Sentence Pt. 3
After tapping on Lord Montymort's exclamation mark:
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Alright, Montymort, you're getting let loose early.
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Excellent! Three life sentences done in record time. I have several more lives to return to my magic.
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Forget the magic stuff. We're switching you to community service. Get yourself a shovel and the biggest bucket you can find.
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Those beasts have exceptional bowels and no respect for a police chief's lawn.
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Task: Make Lord Montymort Clean Mystical Beast Lairs (4h, Kearneymon's Alley, Lewd's Bar, Crawl's Bar, Barfy's Bar, Wiggops' Station, Bully-vern's Cave or Burns Dragon's Pile of Treasure)
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Hm, I can see why the best ending for a villain is a coward's death.
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Montymort?! More like... PANTYmort! A ladybug is more evil than you!
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If only I still had a coward's chance.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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