The Best-iary Money Can Buy

The Best-iary Money Can Buy

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	5
Update:	Time Traveling Toaster
Required characters:	Dilophosaurus, Pharaoh Guard, Plague Rats

The Best-iary Money Can Buy is a premium quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Time Traveling Toaster content update. It requires the Dilophosaurus to be obtained.

Dialogue

After obtaining the Dilophosaurus
	Awww, look at the adorable dog-person.
	That's offensive! My name is Rover.
	And look, Maggie, there's some cuddly mice for you to--
	SQUEEK
	Ahh! Plague Rats!
	...
	At least this little guy is friendly. I like your Rastafarian neck flaps.
	SHRIEK
Task: "Tap the Dilophosaurus". Task: "Tap the Pharaoh Guard". Task: "Tap the Plague Rats".
	Welcome, everyone! You're no more out of place than the mutant turkey or the hallucinated space coyote.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

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