| La Dolce Morte
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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La Dolce Morte is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Terwilligers content update. It requires Francesca Terwilliger to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark
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I tell you Maggie, the hardest thing about grocery shopping is judging the produce.
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Pardon me, ma'am, can I ask your opinion? Are these "vine-ripened tomatoes" ripe enough? Or are they too ripe?
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You dare to ask me, Francesca Terwilliger, about the status of tomatoes?!
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After your son has tormented my poor Sideshow of a husband for all these years?!
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I shall choke you on your own plastic produce bag!
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Task: "Make Francesca Try to Choke Marge with a Plastic Bag". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 6 hours.
Task: "Make Marge Fend Francesca Off with a Bunch of Carrots". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 6 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark
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Marge, please forgive. I am so fiery and impetuous.
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It's not my fault I behave like a stereotype from a 1960s Fellini movie.
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Let us be friends and I will teach you to make a tomato sauce that will send your family into raptures.
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Um, no offense, but I don't really need a friend.
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Come on, Marge. I've watched the show. In 26 years the only buddy you've had was that "Selma and Louise" chick.
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Fine. Let's cook.
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Task: "Make Francesca Teach Marge Italian Cooking". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Marge Learn Italian Cooking". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Pretty good dinner, Marge.
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That is all you can say?! This food would make a saint cry! Kiss your wife's feet and beg forgiveness!
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I would but I can't bend below the eyebrows.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark
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Okay, let's get this bake sale organized. My cookies front and center, Marge's cake holding the left flank...
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And Francesca's bone-dry biscotti way in the rear.
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You dried-up Protestant hag! You know nothing of the ways of Italian baking. I cast the evil eye at you!
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| Task: "Make Francesca Pronounce a Vengeful Curse". The job takes place at the Italian Villa and takes 12 hours.
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No one casts the evil eye at me. I put the baleful eye of the Presbylutheran on you.
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Ladies, please, let's not descend into sectarian glaring.
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This is your fault, Marge. You invited Francesca. You're out of the bake sale!
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You don't need them, Marge. You've got me, a volatile, murderous Italian friend.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark
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Can't park there, ladies. Move it along.
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Ooh, are you some kind of G.I.? Stereotypical Italian women love G.I.s.
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Give me some nylons, marry me, and take me away to your "Hoboken, New Jersey".
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Gee, I'd sure like to, but my wife Sarah hates the East coast.
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You are cheating on me with another woman?! I'll carve your fat butt into bacon!
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Francesca, no! Not with my steak knives.
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Task: "Make Francesca Juggle Knives". The job takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Marge Fret". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
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Marge! Call off Francesca. Or at least call for help. A cop would be good.
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Francesca, you mustn't hurt Chief Wiggum. He's the master of ceremonies at church Bingo night...
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Very well. But I am filled with emotion. You must listen to me rant in Italian and gesticulate for three hours.
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This is why I don't have friends, Lisa.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark
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Francesca, you know we're best friends, suddenly.
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More than friends -- sisters. One beautiful and fascinating, the other good at housework.
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So true. And I think that's why Homer has fallen in love with you.
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What, the fat baldy has a thing for me?
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Oh yes. And because we're such friends, I'm going to step aside and let you have him.
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Look, I really prefer men with hair. Giant amounts of crazy hair.
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I'm sorry, but as long as you keep spending time with me, Homer will keep coming after you.
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Then for the sake of our friendship, our friendship is at an end!
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I don't know how I'll ever forget you, Marge.
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Oh wait, I do. I'll go shopping.
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| Task: "Make Francesca Go Shopping". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 6 hours.
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Whatever happened to that Francesca chick?
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I got rid of her by telling the biggest lie of my life.
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*GASP* That it's wrong to put beer on cereal? For shame, Marge.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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