The Moe and Otto Switcheroo/Quotes

Quotes

Otto: Bart-dude, I used to think that driving a bus was the second-greatest high in the world. But lately it's been getting on my nerves.

Bart: Really? Why?

Ralph: Mr. Bus diver, are we going to the school today?

Otto: For the last time, v kid, I don't know! I just drive. I don't pay attention!

Otto: That jukebox got any heavy metal?

Moe: Nah. Just mostly country songs by Willie Nelson. He paid his bar tab one night usin' old records.

Otto: I don't mean to bring the place down, but i'm kinda bummed right now.

Moe: Trust me, pal. You couldn't bring this place any further down if you buried it.

Barney: Hey, you're not Moe.

Otto: The name's Ot-to, and you look like you wanna get blot-to!

Barney: Really? You think you can just come in here and replace my best friend?

Otto: Here's a beer on the house for my first customer. But don't worry, Moe will be back soon.

Barney: Moe who?

Bart: Hey, Moe...

Moe: I heard yous talkin' back there, and you can forget it. Bus drivin' is the best thing that ever happened to me. I ain't goin' nowhere.

Bart: Did you explain to Otto not to let my dad run a tab?

Moe: A tab?! Aw geez!

Dr. Hibbert: I think I missed the exit for the school. Are you sure this is the way?

Ralph: I can't read a map or read!

Dr. Hibbert: Dang it. I should've switched jobs with Willie.