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Musical Instruments You Can Play Without Taking Lessons! are simple or improvised instruments that Homer learned about while sitting in with the Spuckler Family Band. Homer includes a brief description of each instrument seen in the picture of the band.
Instruments
| Label
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Musician
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Instrument
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Description
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| 1
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Dubya
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Comb wrapped in wax paper
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Makes simple humming sound like a symphony coming out of a busted speaker!
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| 2
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Crystal Meth
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Didgeridoo
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Funny name. Creepy sound.
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| 3
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Incest
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Jug
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Some are for showin'! This one's for blowin'!
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| 4
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Sideshow Mel
(Guest Soloist)
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Slide whistle
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Also known as a "piston flute", the slide whistle is great for when you want to add a Pee-Wee Herman quality to your musical arrangement.
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| 5
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Brandine
(World's Greatest Ham Bone Artist)
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Hambone
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Mmm... ham bone.
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| 6
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Mary
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Saw
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Drag the bow over the bent saw and it sounds just like angels singing ... if angels took LSD.
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| 7
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Whitney
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Jew's harp
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For that extra twangy Leonard Cohen sound!
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| 8
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Cletus
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Washboard
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Board has ridges. Drag a stick over the ridges. Drag it up, drag it down, board makes noise. Easy!
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| 9
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Heather
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Rainstick
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Turn it one way, then the other, like an hourglass. The problem with this one is the sound makes me have to pee.
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| 10
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Dylan
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Beat Box
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There's a microphone, so I think this is more like singing than playing an instrument. I still don't know where this kid hides the box.
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| 11
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Q-Bert
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Maracas
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Cletus says he only uses these when his dried gourds are in the pawn shop. If you can make a cocktail, you can play these.
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| 12
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Gummy Sue
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Drum machine
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The easiest instrument of them all! Just push the on button!
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Appearances
