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Identifying the 21 Types of Lazy Men (and Women) is Homer Simpson's list of types of lazy people, as represented by various Springfieldians.
Type
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Character
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Quote
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The Burned-Out Broad
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Lurleen Lumpkin
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Making a comeback is hard work. It takes plenty of alcohol. Buy me a drink?
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The Procrastinator
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Comic Book Guy
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I'll get to the inventory, right after I blog my top twenty-five reasons why Batman cannot possibly be gay.
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The Minimum Wage Slave
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Squeaky-voiced teen
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I remember the anticipation when I would ask, "Do you want fries with that?" What would the answer be? Somehow the thrill is gone.
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The Idle Wastrel
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Chester Lampwick
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Life's too short to eat bad hobo chili.
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The Shiftless Ne'er-Do-Well
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Snake Jailbird
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I need a job where I can work at home in my pajamas. Hmm ... Identity theft?
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The Somnolent Sluggard
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Abraham Simpson
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«ZZZZZZ» What th--?! Hey, put my show back on! I was just resting my eyes! «ZZZZZZZZZ»
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Mr. Toasty
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Otto Mann
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Hey, man, don't Bogart that Twinkie.
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The Malodorous Malingerer
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Barney Gumble
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Did I wash this shirt yesterday, or was it one of those other things in the past that ends with the word "day"?
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The Supine Snacker
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Homer Simpson
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If I eat while lying on my back, I avoid the risk of falling and hurting myself when I start choking.
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The Plagiarist
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Krusty the Clown
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Hey, I didn't steal that joke! It was an homage!
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The Negative Racial Stereotype
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Bumblebee Man
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Taking a siesta is not lazy! It's a Mexican power nap!
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The Listless Layabout
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Lenny Leonard
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Meh.
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The Vagabond Lover
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Mayor Quimby
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman ... er, ah ... my wife, Mrs. Quimby ... not a single time!
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