Level 1 (The Simpsons: Hit & Run)/Quotes

The Cola Caper

Marge: Homie, somebody ate every dessert in the house. I need you to run to the store and pick up some of the ice cream with the mini-pies in it.

Homer: Must have been one of our kids. Probably Milhouse.

S-M-R-T

Marge: Homie, Lisa left for school without her science project. Can you get it to her?

Homer: Oh, do I have to?

Marge: You can drop it off on your way to work.

Homer: AND I have to go to work?!

(Homer finally gives the science project to Lisa before class)

Lisa: Thanks for bringing me my model of the digestion system... hey, where's the gall bladder?

Homer: I got hungry, and it was a fig.

Lisa: It was modelling clay!

Homer: Ooooh...

Lisa: Oh, and by the way, Dad, Mom called, she says she needs to talk to you at home before you go to work.

Homer: D'oh!

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Pretty Theft Homer

Ned: Hello, Homer. Some of my possessions have disappeared. I called the police to find the thief.

Homer: Thief, eh?

Ned: My lawn mower, my cooler, my lawn chair, a family portrait, even Rod's inhalator. What kind of vandal would take this stuff?

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