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Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.
Rules
- You can only nominate once a month.
- The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
How to nominate
Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}
If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}
If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br>
{{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br>
{{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}
The episodes don't need square brackets.
Nominations
"Team Homer"
- "You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?!"
- ―Moe Syzlak[src]
JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas
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"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)"
- "Slow down. The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'."
- ―Jasper Beardley[src]
JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas
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"The Man Who Came To Be Dinner"
- "Well I guess we've learned that of all the countless planets in the universe, we have evolved into the most inedible species. Like three bean salad at a barbecue, we will remain untouched."
- ―Lisa Simpson[src]
- I like this quote more than the other from this episode. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 03:43, January 6, 2015 (EST)
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"Co-Dependent's Day"
- "I'm in no condition to drive. Wait, I shouldn't listen to myself. I'm drunk!"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
- This makes me laugh every time. The Solar Dragon 15:16, February 25, 2015 (EST)
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"The Color Yellow"
- "Our ancestors were kicked out of Australia."
- ―Grampa Simpson[src]
- A nice quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)
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"The Color Yellow"
- "If I were you I wouldn't take it to the past. I lived in part of that past, and I got out for a reason."
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
- A nice quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)
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"Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play"
- "We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
- A nice quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)
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"The Girl Who Slept Too Little"
- "Whatever happened to "please" and "thank you"?"
- ―Marge Simpson
- "I think they killed each other. You know, one of those murder-suicide deals."
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
- A fun quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)
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"The Girl Who Slept Too Little"
- "Lisa, when you've sustained as many blows to the head as I have, consistency becomes a.. something... something.. I love you Bart!"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
- A fun Homer quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)