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The Simpsons: Tapped Out 4th July 2013 content update

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Revision as of 16:02, September 12, 2013 by Blayson (talk | contribs) (Honest Abe Pt. 1)

The Simpsons: Tapped Out's twenty-fifth content update, also known as the 4th July 2013 content update was released on June 28, 2013. The update added 4th July themed items, including two new characters, a costume and two buildings. It was first planned to release the update on July 1, 2013. The content except Lincoln was removed at July 8, 2013. The Lincoln will be removed on July 25, 2013.

Gameplay

The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 1

Apu The Fourth of July is coming! When Americans celebrate their country by brazenly flaunting their contempt for its anti-fireworks ordinances!
Apu And Apu's All-American Kwik-E-Mart and Fireworks Megastore leads the way! I'd better get in costume.
Sign You'll find a new outfit for Apu in your inventory!
New Skin Tapped Out All-American Apu New Character.png

The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 2

After tapping on All-American Apu's exclamation mark
All-American Apu My fireworks customers demand the biggest explosions, triggered by the most unpredictable fuses money can buy!
All-American Apu If this town doesn't lose at least three fingers every year, I haven't done my job.
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 2" which is to "Make All-American Apu Stock Up on Illegal Fireworks". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash1,700 and XP160 in reward.

The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
All-American Apu Stocking this many explosives in such close proximity to cigarette-smoking twelve-year-olds is dangerous.
All-American Apu I better sell these fireworks fast!
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3" which is to "Make All-American Apu Turn a Profit" and "Send Springfield Residents to Buy Fireworks [x15]". It takes 12 and 1 hours. The player receives total Cash1,570 and XP365 or more in reward.

The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer *yawn* I can't sleep -- the noise from all these fireworks is keeping me awake.
Lisa You're the one lighting them! You can stop any time you like!
Homer If I stop blowing up M-80s even for a moment, then the Soviet Union wins and our Founding Fathers got their heads chopped of for nothing.
Lisa Maybe some coffee will wake you up. And help you make some sense.
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 4" which is to "Build the Nighthawk Diner". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash100 and XP10 or more in reward. Once completing the build of the Nighthawk Diner, the player unlocks Rex Banner.
Build Tapped Out Nighthawk Diner.png
New Character Tapped Out Rex Banner New Character.png

The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 5

After tapping on Rex Banner's exclamation mark
Rex Banner Citizens of Springfield, fear not! No longer will airborne displays of Technicolor splendor haunt your nights!
Lisa Federal agent Rex Banner!?
Rex Banner Here to stop the flow of illegal fireworks into Springfield and bring the Bottle Rocket Barons to their knees.
Lisa Well, that'll be nice. They're kind of a nuisance.
Rex Banner Nuisance? You call sporadic incidents of mild to moderate noise pollution a NUISANCE?
Rex Banner It's the greatest threat to the American way of life since loitering! Time to round up the likely suspects.
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 5" which is to "Make Rex Banner Interrogate Flanders". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash650 and XP150 or more in reward.

The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 6

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
All-American Apu This holiday is proving most profitable!
Rex Banner I've traced the fireworks to this Kwik-E-Mart. Time to see what we can see...
All-American Apu Great Ganesh! Super-cop Rex Banner is hot on my trail! I'd better hide the evidence.
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 6" which is to "Make All-American Apu Hide the Fireworks Behind the Malt Liquor" and "Make Rex Banner Stake Out the Kwik-E-Mart". It takes 4 and 12 hours. The player receives total Cash695 and XP155 or more in reward.

The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 7

After tapping on Rex Banner's exclamation mark
Rex Banner Reach for the sky, Nahasapeemapetilon! I know you're the gunpowder-drunk mastermind of this fireworks racket!
Rex Banner Come clean -- you're the one they call the Rocket Rajah. The Bengal Blaster. Pyrotechnic 'Pu.
All-American Apu I see. Because of my ethnicity and name, you assume this person must be me. That, sir, is profiling!
Rex Banner I'm an old-timey cop. Profiling is ninety percent of my skill set.
Rex Banner And we call it by its proper name: good ol' red-blooded, American racism.
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 7" which is to "Make All-American Apu Hide the Fireworks Behind the Malt Liquor" and "Make Rex Banner Stake Out the Kwik-E-Mart". It takes 4 and 12 hours. The player receives total Cash695 and XP155 in reward.

The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 8

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Rex Banner! I've discovered the identity of the fireworks smuggler. It's Ned Flanders! Quick, drag him down to the station and interrogate him for hours!
Rex Banner Let's go, boys!
Homer And... he's gone. Woo-hoo! Come on, everybody -- the coast is clear! Let's buy some boom!
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 8" which is to "Make Rex Banner Interrogate Flanders" and "Send Springfield Residents to Buy Fireworks x15". It takes 8 and 1 hours. The player receives total Cash1,700 and XP405 or more in reward.

The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 9

After tapping on Rex Banner's exclamation mark
Rex Banner Hands where I can see them, Apu! I'm taking you in!
Lisa Wait! That man is innocent!
Lisa I've just found an old town law from 1803 which expressly permits "the sale and detonation of pyrotechnic devices for one month following June 4."
Rex Banner What's so special about the Fourth of June?
Lisa June 4th was King George III of England's birthday.
Lisa Springfield was the only town in the nation that voted 182 times to return to British rule.
Lisa We've always been America's cowards.
Rex Banner Well, if memory serves, there's one thing this town is still good for.
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 9" which is to "Make Rex Banner Eat a Banana Kaboom". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash275 and XP55 in reward.

Paranoid Android

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Rex Banner, come quick!
Homer Apparently, there's a new counterfeiting operation in town and it's headed by none other than Ned Flanders! Interrogate him at once!
Homer Interrogate him for hours and hours!
Rex Banner Come on, boys!
The player receives "Paranoid Android" which is to "Make Rex Banner Interrogate Flanders". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash650 and XP150 in reward.

The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 10

After tapping on All-American Apu's exclamation mark
All-American Apu Now that this awful business with the authorities has blown over, it's time to restock!
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 10" which is to "Make All-American Apu Stock Up on Illegal Fireworks". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash700 and XP160 in reward.

The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 11

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
All-American Apu I am happy to announce I am open for business once again!
Homer Woo-hoo!
Homer I haven't blown anything up in a couple of hours, this was starting to feel like a Canada celebration...
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 11" which is to "Make All-American Apu Turn a Profit" and "Send Springfield Residents to Buy Fireworks [x15]". It takes 12 and 1 hours. The player receives total Cash1,570 and XP365 or more in reward.

The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 12

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
All-American Apu This has been the most profitable Fourth of July ever!
All-American Apu Where else but American can an Indian man make money selling Chinese fireworks to patriots?
All-American Apu I love this horrible country!
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 12" which is to "Make All-American Apu Display Patriotism". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash375 and XP80 or more in reward.

The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 13

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
All-American Apu What the-? This isn't the shipment of fireworks I ordered!
Lisa Oh my! It's the original Liberty Bell - and still intact!
Professor Frink It would seem that the bell has been transported through time, I deduce-
Homer We don't always need an explanation! And I need to know is that there's a bell and that I'm going to ring it!
Homer ...
Homer Hey! It broke! Lousy British workmanship. Ah well, might as well put this somewhere.
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 13" which is to "Place the Liberty Bell". The player receives total Cash100 and XP10 or more in reward.

Happy 4th of July

When the player logs into their game on July 4, 2013
Apu Please enjoy this most dangerous box of firework, free of charge. It is far too unsafe to keep in my store's inventory, so I put it in yours.
Homer To Americans everywhere, Happy Fourth of July! And to the rest of you, sorry for our behavior the last ten years.
The player will have a box of fireworks in their inventory.

Abraham Lincoln

Honest Abe Pt. 1

After Built 200px
New Character Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln New Character.png
After tapping on Abraham Lincoln's exclamation mark
Abraham Lincoln Four scores and seven years ago, our forefathers---
Abraham Lincoln WHAT THE? WHERE DID GETTYSBURG GO? WHAT LAND IS THIS AND WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BLUE HOUSES?
Professor Frink Good glaven, it's Abraham Lincoln!
Professor Frink The cashing-in of so many expensive donuts must have opened a wormhole to the past, ensnaring our sixteenth President!
Abraham Lincoln By Jingo, my good nerd! Are you talking about t-t-t-t...time travel?
Professor Frink I am. Tell me –- in your own time period, have you ever had contact with the ancestors of the Simpsons?
Lisa He did once. It was only a few lines of dialog, though. It's kind of hard to see how that justifies him appearing here.
Professor Frink It does seem odd. Odd and desperate!
Abraham Lincoln This is a lot to digest. I need to relax, by doing the funnest, most rewarding activity in the world...
The player receives "Honest Abe Pt. 1" which is to Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails'. It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash520 and XP115 in reward.

Honest Abe Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Mr. Lincoln, did you know that our country now has its first African-American president? Pretty amazing, huh?
Abraham Lincoln Well, it took long enough. I would've thought it'd happen by 1920. 1930 at the latest.
Lisa Well, there were some setbacks along the way...
Abraham Lincoln No, no! You all go right on patting yourselves on the back for being a bit less racist after 150 years. Well done. Seriously, you guys rock.
Lisa Uh... hey look! Over there! Unsplit rails!
Abraham Lincoln Unsplit rails? Let me at 'em!
The player receives "Honest Abe Pt. 2" which is to Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails. It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash520 and XP115 in reward.

Honest Abe Pt. 3

After tapping on Abraham Lincoln's exclamation mark
Abraham Lincoln So when do I get to go back to my own time?
Professor Frink Soon. I just need to de-gloiven the hoyvenmaven, then it's a simple matter of breaking every law of the physical universe, and pressing this big red button.
Abraham Lincoln Excellent. Really looking forward to finishing up the Civil War, serving my term in office, then enjoying a long retirement.
Professor Frink ...
Abraham Lincoln What? What did I say? Why are you looking at me all weird?
The player receives "Honest Abe Pt. 3" which is to Make Abraham Lincoln Feel Paranoid. It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash520 and XP115 in reward.

Honest Abe Pt. 4

After tapping on Abraham Lincoln's exclamation mark
Abraham Lincoln How come every time I mention how much I'm looking forward to retiring, starting an alpaca farm and living to a ripe old age, people get awkward and change the subject?
Lisa So... how IS the weather in D.C. this time of year?
Abraham Lincoln Now you're doing it! Why? Are alpacas not a sound investment?
Abraham Lincoln You can be honest -- I'm not married to the idea. It just seemed like a fun way to pass my many, many Golden Years.
Lisa ...
The player receives "Honest Abe Pt. 4" which is to Make Abraham Lincoln Feel Paranoid. It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash520 and XP115 in reward.

Honest Abe Pt. 5

After tapping on Abraham Lincoln's exclamation mark
Abraham Lincoln Okay, something terrible happens to me sometime after I go back to 1865. What is it?
Lisa Uh... I don't think I'm allowed to tell you.
Abraham Lincoln Then I’ll use your public library to find the answer for myself!
The player receives "Honest Abe Pt. 5", which is to "Reach level 12 and Build Springfield Library" and "Make Abraham Lincoln Research Abraham Lincolns Fate". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash1,100 and XP235 in reward.

Honest Abe Pt. 6

After tapping on Abraham Lincoln's exclamation mark
Abraham Lincoln Unbelievable! Your library stocks nothing but romance novels and books of something called "Sudoku".
Lisa That’s all anyone reads anymore
Abraham Lincoln Kid, you gotta tell me what happens to me. Am I in danger? Do I die or something? Because I will do literally ANYTHING to prevent that.
Abraham Lincoln Nothing is more precious to me than my life. I would gladly let the South win the war if it meant five seconds more of precious, precious living for Honest Abe.
Abraham Lincoln History remembers what a huge coward I was, right?
Lisa Uh... no. We have a pretty high opinion of you.
Abraham Lincoln Great. Listen, I'm gonna get this beard trimmed. While I do, I suggest you seriously reconsider telling me the truth!
The player receives "Honest Abe Pt. 6" which is to "Reach level 16 and Build Jake's Unisex Hair Palace" and "Make Abraham Lincoln Get a Beard Trim" It takes 1 hours. The player receives total Cash115 and XP36 in reward.

Honest Abe Pt. 7

After tapping on Abraham Lincoln's exclamation mark
Lisa Mr.Lincoln I’ll make a deal.
Lisa I’ll tell you what happens to you if, as one of historys greatest debaters, you give a few pointers to Springfield Elementarys Debate Team.
Abraham Lincoln Sure. Make your President jump through hoops before you answer a simple question. How patriotic of you.
Lisa Im precocious. Its not a crime.
Abraham Lincoln Well, when I get back I'm gonna MAKE it one. Well call it the Lisa Simpson Amendment.
The player receives "Honest Abe Pt. 7" which is to "Make Abraham Lincoln Coach the Springfield Elementary Debate Team". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash700 and XP160 in reward.

Honest Abe Pt. 8

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Okay, Mr. Lincoln -- a deals a deal. Here's what happens to you. On the night of April 14, 1865...
Abraham Lincoln You know what? If what I've seen of Springfield is typical of the rest of America in 2013, let some other sucker preserve this crappy Union. I'm staying here.
Professor Frink I'm afraid we cant let you do that, Mr. President.
Abraham Lincoln Yeah, well good luck catching me. Lincoln away!
The player receives "Honest Abe Pt. 8" which is to "Make Lincoln Run For It!". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash700 and XP160 in reward.

Honest Abe Pt. 9

After tapping on Abraham Lincoln 's exclamation mark
Homer Man, that Lincoln guy is fast! Did you see where he went, pal?
Abraham Lincoln Uh, no! By my top hat, mustache-less beard and frock coat, I haven't seen anyone matching the description of this Abraham Lincoln.
Homer Hey, you're the him I was talking about!
Abraham Lincoln Drat! I need to modernize my look!
The player receives "Honest Abe Pt. 9" which is to "Make Abraham Lincoln Attempt to Blend In". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash1,000 and XP225 in reward.
Abraham Lincoln Good day, kind sir. I wish to purchase a beverage from your fine establishment.
Apu I have never encountered such a polite customer. I can only assume there is something deeply wrong with you. Please do not kill me.
Abraham Lincoln You've got it all wrong! I'm just an average American from this time period. Like everybody, I enjoy man caves, candy and debilitating laziness.
Apu Wait! I know you! You are the man from the Take-a-Penny-Leave-a-Penny tray!
Abraham Lincoln I must remember to be as rude and boorish as the rest of these horrible people

Honest Abe Pt. 10

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns If it isnt my boyhood pal, Abraham! Fancy meeting you here!
Abraham Lincoln Hiya, Monty. Could you keep your voice down? Im kind of lying low.
Mr. Burns Of course. Say, didnt something happen with you at a theater a few years back? I thought I heard that.
Abraham Lincoln No, Im fine now. Listen, do you think I could hole up at your place for a few years? Just until the heat dies down.
Mr. Burns I suppose that could be arranged. If someone were to take an interest in the large pile of unsplit rail in my backyard.
Abraham Lincoln It’s a deal!
The player receives "Honest Abe Pt. 10" which is to Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails. It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash520 and XP115 in reward.

Lincoln Overtime

If the player has not purchased Lincoln after July 8, 2013
Homer Aw, I hate when holidays are over. All the Fourth of July stuff is gone.
Lisa Not all of it -- Abraham Lincoln is still around. Maybe what he did for the country was too important to trivialize by removing him from the store.
Homer Or maybe the game designers screwed up. God know it wouldn't be the first time.
Sign Actually it's neither of those. In honor of how much we like his storyline, we're extending the sale of Abraham Lincoln until July 25.
Homer So the Lincoln stuff is good, huh? That'll be a change of pace.
Sign What -- you guys know what I said? I thought only the player could see this text.
Lisa Normally that's true. But this is different because right now we're aware that we're in a game.
Sign Hmmm... the rules for this are tricky.
Homer We're in a game?

Characters

Image Name Unlocked when/costs Level required
Abraham Lincoln.png Abraham Lincoln Lincoln's Cabin
Rex Banner.png Rex Banner Nighthawk Diner 5
Tapped Out Apu 4th July 2013.png All-American Apu (Costume)

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped Out Lincolns cabin.png Lincoln's Cabin 6s Donut150 Income Tax Abraham Lincoln 5
Tapped Out Nighthawk Diner.png Nighthawk Diner 24h Cash15,000 Giving Insomniacs a Place to Go Rex Banner 5

Decorations

Decoration Picture Requires Reward
Liberty bell Tapped Out Liberty bell.png The Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 13 Improves your Obedience rating.
American Flag Tapped Out American Flag.png Cash5,600 Improves your Vanity rating.
Pinwheel Firework Tapped Out Pinwheel firework.png Donut30 0.75% bonus money and XP to all Jobs.
Box of Fireworks Tapped Out Crate of fireworks.png Donut50 2.25% bonus money and XP to all Jobs.
Lisa Statue of Liberty Tapped Out Lisa statue.png Donut65 2.50% bonus money and XP to all Jobs

See also

References