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- Seymour Skinner: I'm afraid that due to funding cuts, we've had to sell the science department skeleton and replace it with this Halloween costume. (Willie models the costume)
- Gary Chalmers: Thank you, Willie. Now, please return it to it's plastic snap case.
- Skinner: (clears throat) Moving on, our class trip to Italy is now Spaghetti Night at Papa John's, and your $1,500 deposit will not be refunded.
- Homer: Ooh, Papa John's!
- Homer: Oh, Marge, you gotta get on the Net. It's got all the best conspiracy theories. Did you know that Hezbollah owns Little Dolly Snack Cakes? This stuff will rock your world.
- Marge: Fine, I'll log onto Wahoo or Yippe or A-OK or Pooka-dooka, or whatever it's called.
- Melvin Van Horne: Can we move this meeting along? I pay my taxes, I expect my orange drink.
- Lisa: And this website will tell you the weather.
- Marge: (reading) Sunny? (looks out the window) I will never have to look out the window again!
- Marge: And all this time I thought Googling yourself meant the other thing.
- Marge: The Internet has it all. Today, I found out I have the same birthday as Randy Quaid, I MapQuested a great new route to the armory and I got a list of local houses where I'm not letting you kids trick-or-treat anymore!
- Lisa: I'm proud of you, mom. You're like Christopher Columbus! You discovered something millions of people knew about before you.
- Portly wizard: Greetings, cleric! Will you undertake a quest on my behalf?
- Elf Marge: Maybe I should run this by my husband first.
- Portly wizard: Things are more fun if you answer yes.
- Elf Marge: Then yes, hither me forth on mine arduous quest!
- Portly wizard: Once again, just yes.
- Marge: What are you kids doing up so late?
- Bart: We just got up.
- Lisa: It's 7AM.
- Marge: (gasps) I was on the computer all night!
- Bart: Actually, it's Saturday.
- Marge: (gasps) I played a day and a night! (she runs out)
- Lisa: Bart, it's not Saturday.
- Bart: Shh.
- Elf Marge: How did you get in my game? Are you a virus?
- Vendor Apu: Oh no! I too am online playing! That cobra king over there is actually Snake.
- Cobra King: The prison guards think I'm getting my online law degree. Ha, ha!
- Enchantress Krabappel: This game is a great way to meet eligible men who can afford a computer-
- Turkey Skinner: Or have access to one at the school library.
- Enchantress Krabappel: It's amazing how you can be a turkey in every reality.
- Turkey Skinner: What's important is we're talking.
- Troll Moe: I'm Moe. I'm playin' this while I'm on the can.
- Elf Marge: Wow, Moe! You're a troll!
- Troll Moe: What? No, my character's supposed to look like me. Why does everyone keep thinking I'm a troll?
- Wrench Milhouse: Brave sir knight?
- Shadow Knight (Bart): What is it lady Milhouse?
- Wrench Milhouse: I'm not a lady, it's a spell. A spell you said you'd reverse.
- Shadow Knight: Yeah, yeah, it's on my list.
- Elf Marge: Why, Milhouse, don't you look pretty?
- Wrench Milhouse: It's a spell! And thank you.
- Shadow Knight: Mom, what are you doing in my game? How would you like it if I suddenly started going shopping with you?
- Elf Marge: I'd like that very much.
- Shadow Knight: Argh!
- Shadow Knight: You're making me look bad in front of my minions!
- Elf Marge: If they think less of you because of me, then they're not really your minions.
- Shadow Knight: Ugh. I am going off to explore the Crevices of Lagrimmar.
- Elf Marge: Great, I'll come with you. Shouldn't you bundle up? Here, let me enchant your pants.
- Shadow Knight: Uuuuhhhh!
- (Homer walks in on Lisa putting on shin guards)
- Homer: Hey, Lisa, self-conscious about your shins? In my days, girls worried about their boobs.
- Lisa: Dad, I'm going to play soccer.
- Homer: Wait, that's soccer? I always called it human foosball. Would you like me to take you to your game?
- Lisa: You already promised you would.
- Homer: Aw, do I have to?
- Homer: Whatsa matter, buddy? The American flag not good enough for ya?
- (he head butts the linesman holding the orange flag)
- Girl: That was my father!
- Homer: I'm your father now!
- Troll Jimbo: It's the Shadow Knight!
- Cycloid Dolph: Run!
- Troll Kearney: I forget how to do that!
- Cycloid Dolph: Ctrl-shift-R.
- (Bart slices off the bullies' heads)
- Elf Marge: Thank you, Bart. This frame grab's going on my coffee cup.
- Lisa: Dad, I'm impressed, you've become a much better referee.
- Homer: Thanks, honey. After what you said to me, I watched hours and hours of soccer. I almost saw a goal!
