Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes/Past Nominations 1

Passed

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"Me fail English? That’s unpossible."

―Ralph Wiggum

Support (6)

1. Ralph is great. Everything he says is hilarious. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:11, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. Yeah, I agree. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
3. Yep --Smiley12 was here at 07:45, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
4. A classic Ralph quote. -- Mythigator 21:47, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
5. You get my vote. --Teyandee 17:31, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
6. Funny, will fit in with the featured article and possibly the picture. - ThePlatypus 17:33, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

Comments

Would be good seeing as Ralph is most likely going to be a featured article this month!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   18:50, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

4

Ralph is using a urinal in the gas station

"Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want"

―Ralph Wiggum

"Ralph, are you almost finished"

―Seymour Skinner

"I finished before we came in"

―Ralph Wiggum

Support (5)

1. One of my favorite Ralph moments. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
2. My favourite Ralph quote and better than the others. Josegiraffio 16:21, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
3. Great. Really makes me smile unlike the other Ralph moments. Shows his potential and troubles. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 91.111.69.145 (talk) 13:57, July 18, 2010
4. Ralph is always funny and this is one of his best quotes.
5. Sooo much better than the others, perfect for featuring. Cronokinetic 18:58, August 29, 2010 (UTC)

Comments

• This is one of my favourite Ralph moments of all time. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:11, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

7

"They have the Internet on computers, now?"

―Homer Simpson

Support (4)

1. I think this is great! Got my support!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   16:08, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
2. I think the full quote was "Didn't you hear Marge? They have the Internet on computers now!" --Smiley12 was here at 21:48, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
3. I like it locke97 6:04 july 8 2010
4. Good quote :) Wikiboy96 14:28, August 31, 2010 (UTC)Wikiboy96

Oppose (1)

1. Once again, I don't think it is that funny. I tried imagining it in that voice Homer does but still no. ☆The Solar Dragon 16:11, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

Comments

• The actual quote is "Ooh, they have the Internet on computers now!". Gran2 12:29, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

5

"Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark"

―Nelson Muntz

Support (4)

1. Good quote. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:37, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. Agree. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
3. I like this one. -- Mythigator 04:25, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
4. Typical Nelson. I like it. Duncan Crook

1

"Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours."

―Homer to Bart

Support (3)

1. One of my favourite quotes! Its a yes from me!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   18:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. The quote is funnier in context, but it's OK by itself, too. -- Mythigator 05:57, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
3. I like this quote, although I don't like the episode as it is mean to Bart. Liam Spencer 12:18, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

Oppose (1)

1. I don't know why but I don't really like that quote. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song

"Seymour, you're fired."

―Superintendent Chalmers

"Did you just call me a liar?"

―Principal Skinner

"No, I said you were fired."

―Superintendent Chalmers

"Oh. That's much worse."

―Principal Skinner

FatHomer 20:45, 12 February 2011 (UTC)FatHomer

Support (1)

1. I like this. The Skinner/Chalmers double act is often amusing to me. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 19:29, 21 February 2011 (UTC)

Homer Alone

"This is Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky. We've got big problems on the Springfield Memorial Bridge, people. Traffic going waaaay back in both directions. And look out at the corner of 14th and Elm, because I just dropped my bagel."

―Arnie Pie

Support (1)

1. I like this one. It has the slapstick element of "things dropped from a helicopter" but not the "disgusting" element (I think there's also a quote where Arnie pukes out the door). -- Mythigator 13:50, 28 February 2011 (UTC)

Rejected

14

"Hello, Bart."

―Sideshow Bob

Against (3)

1. Meh. Not really funny or anything. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 21:14, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
2. As much as I love Sideshow Bob, it doesn't work as a funny quote.    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   21:27, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
3. It's a good quote to sum up Sideshow Bob, and goes well with his article, but doesn't work by itself. -- Mythigator 19:15, August 16, 2010 (UTC)