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Level 1 (The Simpsons: Hit & Run)/Quotes

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The Cola Caper
Marge: Homie, somebody ate every dessert in the house. I need you to run to the store and pick up some of the ice cream with the mini-pies in it.
Homer: Must have been one of our kids. Probably Milhouse.

Pretty Theft Homer
Ned: Hello, Homer. Some of my possessions have disappeared. I called the police to find the thief.
Homer: Thief, eh?
Ned: My lawn mower, my cooler, my lawn chair, a family portrait, even Rod's inhalator. What kind of vandal would take this stuff?