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| Winner, Winner, Chicken Sandwich
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Winner, Winner, Chicken Sandwich is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Springfield Enlightened content update. It requires The Master to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on The Master's exclamation mark
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Hello. Do you have time for a quick survey that'll take just two minutes?
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No.
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Then we'll do the one-minute version. I see you are carrying a meditation mat. I take it that means you have recently converted to Buddhism.
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Yes, it's really helped me deal with the stress of teaching. And the after-work stress of thinking about teaching again tomorrow.
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Ah, yes, meditation is very helpful for stress. You know, the Hindu faith also uses meditation to align ourselves with the gods.
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But I just like the little Buddha statues. When the kids get out of hand it makes a really loud noise when I throw it at the wall.
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I see. Then you may want to consider Hinduism. We have thousands of gods of which they make statues, some VERY heavy.
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Okay… And where do you guys stand on wine?
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If Miss Hoover is owned: Task: "Make Miss Hoover Consider Converting to Hinduism". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make The Master Conduct Market Research". The job takes a Kwik-E-Mart, Kwik-E-Mart Central Office, or a Visitable Home.
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Interesting. So you love the Buddha statues and hate being vegetarian? That makes almost a hundred people with the same answer.
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Yep. Meat and idolatry. I believe those are both mentioned in the Springfield city charter.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on The Master's exclamation mark
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Welcome to my humble store, Master. What have I done to deserve a visit from the Kwik-E-Mart CEO himself?
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As you know, the second goal of Kwik-E-Mart, after profit, is to spread the Hindu faith. Preferably in a profitable way.
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Yes. I must admit, it is going badly. All people can talk about these days is Buddhism.
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Well, I'm here to help with that. My market research team did some, uh…market research, and it seems that most people like Buddhism for the Buddha statues and dislike its promotion of vegetarianism.
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Though the Hindu faith also typically promotes respect for all life and tends to lend itself to vegetarianism.
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Yes, but we're less obnoxious about it.
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So, how does that help us?
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We are going to start selling fried chicken sandwiches and include a statue of Ganesh with every order.
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But the only chicken we carry are these frozen nuggets shaped like dinosaurs.
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That will work.
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Oh wait, the ingredients on these say they're that they're made out of armadillo and ostrich byproduct.
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That's fine. If people think its meat, they'll eat it.
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Of course, a longstanding Kwik-E-Mart tradition.
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Task: "Make Apu Create a "Chicken" Sandwich". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart, Kwik-E-Mart Central Office, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make The Master Give Out Samples and Ganesh Statues". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart, Kwik-E-Mart Central Office, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Why did you choose a chicken sandwich?
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Muslims and Jews don't eat pork and Hindus don't eat beef. But if there's one thing almost everyone in the world agrees on, it's that chicken sandwiches are frickin' delicious.
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Master, according to this data, restaurants that sell chicken sandwiches are more popular if they close on Sunday.
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I'm not falling for your ploy to get a day off. Go sell sandwiches!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on The Master's exclamation mark
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The sandwich is selling well.
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Yes, there has been a line around the block for three days, but now everyone in town is introducing a chicken sandwich.
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Then we'll have to innovate. Add five cents worth of spicy curry sauce and charge an extra dollar for the spicy curry version.
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The demand will be impossible. My children alone will order dozens of sandwiches a day!
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Innovation time.
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Task: "Make Apu Spice Up the Chicken Sandwich". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart, Kwik-E-Mart Central Office, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make The Master Solve the Distribution Problem". The job takes 4 hours.
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That T-shirt cannon really gets those sandwiches moving.
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It's great fun, too. People are so obsessed with the sandwiches, they don't even mind occasionally getting a black eye. HEADS UP! *floompf*
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on The Master's exclamation mark
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Master, we're running low on chicken product alternative. At this rate, we'll run out in a couple of days.
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Limit the customers to two sandwiches per order to allow the supply chain to catch up.
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Very well. But we have another, more serious problem. We are actually making less profit now than we were before the chicken sandwiches.
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How? We got a deep discount on the T-shirt cannon from my brother who works for the NBA.
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It's the Ganesh statues, sir. They are eating into our profits.
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*gasp* But profits are our number one goal!
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That's what I was going to say!
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Task: "Make Apu Enforce a Two Sandwich Limit". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart, Kwik-E-Mart Central Office, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make The Master Weigh Religion Versus Profit". The job takes 4 hours.
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Apu, I've decided we should stop giving away the Ganesh statues.
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Nooooooo!!!!!!
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Why are you surprised? We talked about this already. They're destroying our profit margins.
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Sorry, I was responding to the robber.
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I appreciate the enthusiasm. Now put all the money in the bag.
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Sir, can I interest you in a chicken sandwich as well?
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I'll take three.
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Limit two.
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Fine. In the bag.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on The Master's exclamation mark
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Master, the sandwich limit has increased demand. Even with daily resupplies, we are selling out in just a few hours. Soon we will be out entirely.
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I have already sourced an alternative chicken product. You can supplement with actual chicken. Well, 15% of it is. The other 85% is water. Got a heck of a deal on it.
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Master, how many animals are dying every day in the name of Kwik-E-Mart profits? Does this truly please Ganesh?
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I asked and Ganesh said it's fine. Got a big thumbs up. I mean hooves up.
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Elephants don't have hooves, they have toenails. If you had actually asked Ganesh then you would know this!
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Oh yeah? Well Ganesh told me that I should fire you!
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*gasp*
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Task: "Make The Master Contemplate Firing Apu". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart, Kwik-E-Mart Central Office, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Apu Stand His Ground". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart, Kwik-E-Mart Central Office, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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You're right, Apu. I think I have strayed from the true path. We do care for the plight of all beings. That includes both chickens and employees.
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Thank you, Master.
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Besides, I think we can play up the scarcity angle on social media. When the sandwiches come back for a limited time, we'll sell more than ever!
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And can we close on Sunday?
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Don't start.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the phrase "winner, winner, chicken dinner."
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