| Written in the Stars
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Written in the Stars is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Springfield Enlightened content update. It requires Advisor Frink to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Advisor Frink's exclamation mark
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Egads, the directional orientation of this town makes literally no sense!
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Well, not literally. I really need to stop saying that to emphasize a point.
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I know! I can get my bearings by literally observing the stars! Ah noiven, I did it again. No, I didn't. I CAN observe the stars. Literally!
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| Task: "Make Advisor Frink Observe the Stars". The job takes 4 hours.
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Ready for a jam-packed evening of astronomy. I've got my telescope, my journal, my space pen, my astronaut diapers...
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*carrying a telescope* Excuse me, pardon, coming through, hoyvin.
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Oh, hello. Always nice to see a fellow astronomer. The view of the night sky up here on Lover's Lane is the best in town, if you can handle the smacking noises.
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Agreed. May the beautiful eyes of Cassiopeia shine fortune down upon us tonight. Not that I'll need it, being one of the greatest astrologers in all the land.
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Did, uh...did you say astrology? Certainly a slip of the tongue, yes? You couldn't possibly be referring to that junk science.
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Junk science, you say? Then how do you explain this? *hands him a paper*
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*reading* "My daily horoscope: Someone will test your resolve today".
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I rest my case.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Advisor Frink's exclamation mark
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Astrology is just a load of hoyvin. Stars are meant to study the universe, not to divine information about human affairs.
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Then how can you explain my ability to see the future?
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Pfft, if that were true then you could guess what I'm about to do next.
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Laugh?
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Ha!... I mean, no, I was going to continue mocking you.
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I'll do it again. In a moment, a man will approach us and ask for food.
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Uh huh. Well, where is he? I don't see any—
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Did either of you see where that ice cream truck went?
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Gah...lucky guess! But still, how did you do that?
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I told you, through the science of astrology. And certainly not because I observed this man dropping his ice cream through my telescope.
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Task: "Make Advisor Frink Gloat". The job takes place at the Tower of Science and takes 4 hours.
If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Professor Frink Be Intrigued". The job takes place at the Tower of Science and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Chase an Ice Cream Truck". The job takes place at the Tower of Science and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Advisor Frink's exclamation mark
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I'm intrigued. What else can your "science" do?
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Please don't air quote my science.
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Apology.
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Accepted. Did you know that through the power of astrology, I can discern a person's personality type using only their birthday?
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Just their birthday? Well. my birthday is in January, so I must have the same personality as Joan of Arc.
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I can see you're skeptical. Typical Capricorn.
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Task: "Make Advisor Frink Give Horoscope Readings". The job takes 60 minutes.
If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Professor Frink Wonder How He Guessed His Birthday". The job takes place at the Tower of Science and takes 60 minutes.
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I'm very familiar with the concept of horoscopes. But I can assure you, they are a complete fabrication.
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Then how could I ascertain that you're single?
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Ah ha! I'm NOT single. I have a beautiful wife and an octoparrot. You see? Junk science!
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John, our marriage isn't working. I think we should see other scientists.
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*gasp*
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You were saying?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Advisor Frink's exclamation mark
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I must admit, this showdown is not going how I imagined. Is it possible that astrology isn't all magic and fairytales?
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Magic's just science we don't understand yet.
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Indeed. A very astute observation. Made by Arthur C. Clark.
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*turns off phone* I knew you were going to say that.
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Task: "Make Advisor Frink Predict the Future". The job takes place at the Tower of Science and takes 4 hours.
If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Professor Frink Look for Flaws". The job takes place at the Tower of Science and takes 4 hours.
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For my final act, I predict that a local bank is about to be robbed.
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Even though that is a daily occurrence here in Springfield, timing something to the minute would indeed suffice as proof of your scientific capabilities.
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*running* Yo, you got a place where a dude could crash for a bit? I can totally pay you handsomely.
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Stop that man, he just robbed a bank! Seriously, I walked a whole block to get over here, there's no way I can do another.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Advisor Frink's exclamation mark
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Astrology has been a source of real science this entire time?!
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And to think of all the years I wasted on astronomy, with the data and the hypothesises... hypotheseses...with the more than one hypothesis.
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I think someone owes someone an apology.
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Indeed. I admit I was wrong to doubt the ways of astrology, and I hereby declare it to be a real scie—
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*over police radio* Calling all officers, officer needs assistance. I'm at the Krusty Burger on Evergreen Terrace and forgot my wallet. Need cash assistance immediately.
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*turns off police radio* Sorry about that. Now, you were saying?
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Is that a police radio in your pocket?!
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What?! No, I'm just...happy to see you.
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So, this whole thing was smoke and mirrors? I knew it!
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Look, I can appreciate your skepticism right now, but if you'd just turn around and look at the constellation behind you, it will explain everything.
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If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Professor Frink Turn Around". The job takes place at the Tower of Science and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Advisor Frink Run For It". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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