  
Daddy Daughter Division
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Daddy Daughter Division is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Springfield Enlightened content update. It requires King Gautama to be obtained.
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| After tapping on King Gautama's exclamation mark
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I just don't get it. I shower the girl with fancy gifts, and I gift her with fancy showers, but she's still as distant from me as ever.
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I don't think it's about you, per se, your highness. Siddmartha wishes to find her own way. She's not your typical princess, to say the least.
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I don't pay you to say the least. Say the most!
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Well...Siddmartha did confide in me that she feels smothered. She needs space.
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Space, huh?
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| Task: "Make King Gautama Buy Siddmartha a Spaceship". The job takes place at Gautama Palace and takes 4 hours.
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*smacking roof of spaceship* The salesman says this baby'll hit Alpha Centauri in twelve parsecs.
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Dad, that doesn't make sense. A parsec is a unit of distance, not speed.
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That's the last time I go to a used magic carpet lot.
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Besides, don't you remember when I sang that song about wanting LESS, not more?
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Honey, you sang a song? Was it a breakaway hit?
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Not even a MENTION at the Grammys.
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What about the music categories at the Emmys?
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Pfft, not that I'd care, but no.
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Hey, I could put it in the end credits of a movie and make it Oscar-eligible.
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Really?! That would be—
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Wait, no I'm not letting you buy me another award. I already had to learn the hard way that I was not, in fact, "the people's choice".
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on King Gautama's exclamation mark
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Your highness, I'm so sorry that my counsel proved unsuccessful.
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You've led me astray for the last time. Guards! Throw this man to the lions!
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What's that? The lions went on strike? Well what else have we got?
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Monkeys?! Monkeys aren't striking fear into the heart of anyone. Wait, are they the big muscle type monkeys or the little swingy screechy monkeys?
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Sir, who are you talking to?
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*points to his ear*
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Oh, sorry, didn't see the Bluetooth earpiece. Carry on.
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Giraffes?! Seriously? Have you ever heard someone say, "Throw him to the giraffes"?!
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I'd be okay with it.
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Task: "Make King Gautama Review Alternative Punishments". The job takes 4 hours.
If Advisor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Advisor Frink Hide in a Closet". The job takes place at Gautama Palace and takes 4 hours.
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Seeing as how the the giraffes will only attack you if you dress up as a high branch leaf, it's your lucky day to not get torn apart by wild animals.
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Oh, thank you so much, sir. You won't regret it, I promise.
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I expect contract negotiations with the lions to be wrapped up by tomorrow, so this is your last chance to advise me wisely and bring Siddmartha back into my good graces.
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Yes, of course. You want Siddmartha to love you just like when she was four years old and you were the most interesting person she'd ever met.
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Are you saying I'm not still?
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Homina homina...
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on King Gautama's exclamation mark
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What's your last chance suggestion to fix my relationship with Siddmartha?
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Well sir, if I know anything about pre-tween princesses, and boy do I for some reason, then I can assure you that the way to her heart is with a pony.
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Hmm, it SOUNDS plausible. And under pain of death you swear this will work, so help you Buddha?
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Who's Buddha?
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It's a nickname I've been trying out for Siddmartha.
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Well, let me put it this way...buy Siddmartha a pony and she'll be literally eating out of your hand.
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I mean the pony, not Siddmartha. Well maybe Siddmartha, too, but then I mean it only figuratively.
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Task: "Make King Gautama Buy Siddmartha a Pony". The job takes 4 hours.
If Advisor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Advisor Frink Pray to Every God He Can Think Of". The job takes place at Gautama Palace and takes 4 hours.
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Really, Dad? A pony?
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It's what every little girl wants!
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It WAS what I wanted until you bought me fifty ponies for my birthday. I haven't even finished learning all their names yet.
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Well at least I have a new animal to throw that lousy advisor to.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on King Gautama's exclamation mark
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Again, my most humble of apologies, your highness.
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Save it, you're out of excuses. The pony didn't work. The spaceship didn't work. The pony driving a spaceship didn't work.
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That one was all you.
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I would throw you to the lions but we're at an impasse with their union leaders. Who happen to be gorillas, so they'll be no help either.
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No matter. I'll just lock you in the tower and torture you for the rest of your life.
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Wouldn't it be more cost-effective to just kill me?
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Like I'd take advice from you!
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| Task: "Make King Gautama Lock Advisor Frink in the Tower". The job takes place at the Royal Tower or Gautama Palace and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on King Gautama's exclamation mark
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*sigh* I suppose this is my life now. Locked away in a tower, like a piranha.
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You mean "pariah".
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No, I meant "in a bathtub of piranhas". Wait — Siddmartha? What are you doing up here?
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I come up here when I'm sad.
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Is it because of the pony driving the spaceship?
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No, that was actually my favorite gift of all. At least it made me laugh.
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*gasp* Your highness! Let me out! I know what she wants!
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If Advisor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Advisor Frink Bang on the Tower Door". The job takes place at the Royal Tower, Gautama Palace, or Tower of Science and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make King Gautama Get Woken Up From a Nap". The job takes place at Gautama Palace and takes 4 hours.
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I swear, your highness. She said it herself. She just wants someone to make her laugh.
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This isn't gonna blow up in my face like almost every other piece of advice you've ever given me?
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What are the odds it could happen that many times in a row! Plus it has all the advantages of random chance.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on King Gautama's exclamation mark
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Oh, Siddmartha! Look what Daddy has... He has big clown feet! *jumps around like a clown*
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What...are you doing?
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I'm being objectively hilarious.
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Debatable.
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Knock-knock...
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*sigh* Who's there?
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Interrupting cow.
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Interrupting cow who?
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Wait, I forgot to say "Moo" sooner. Say it again.
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Task: "Make King Gautama Tell Terrible Jokes". The job takes place at Gautama Palace and takes 4 hours.
If Siddmartha is owned: Task: "Make Siddmartha Find Her Dad Endearing". The job takes place at Gautama Palace, Kathmandu U, Springfield University, University of Heidelberg, Krusty Clown College, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Dad, are you doing this to make me laugh?
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No! I mean maybe. I mean, is it working? Because I'm not seeing it.
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It's all on the inside. *hugs him* I think you're a pretty great dad.
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*gasp*
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I wonder if I can call off that horde of rabid hyenas.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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