  
The Broad Way
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| The Broad Way
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The Broad Way is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Springfield Enlightened content update. It requires Siddmartha to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Siddmartha's exclamation mark
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I thought coming to Springfield would fill this hole in my heart. But it's still there.
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Honey, that's hereditary. You inherited that from Daddy because of all the sacred steak I eat.
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That's…not how genes work, and besides I'm a vegetarian!
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Ugh, and you won't stop talking about it either.
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Sidd, the last time you had an existential crisis you broke into song and dance.
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You want me to sing my problems away again?
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Not in the slightest, but if it gets you to stop whining then I'll put up with one Broadway number.
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*breaks into song* WHAT'S THIS FEELING I FEEL? IT STABS ME THROUGH THE HEART. WHAT'S THIS EMPTINESS THAT'S TEARING ME APART?!
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Ugh, maybe it's the same thing that's stabbing me in the ears.
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Task: "Make Siddmartha Sing Her Feelings". The job takes 4 hours.
If King Gautama is owned: Task: "Make King Gautama Provide Backup Vocals". The job takes place at Gautama Palace, Kathmandu U, Tower of Science, Frink's Lab, Springfield University, University of Heidelberg, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Prince Gautama is owned: Task: "Make Prince Gautama Hate Every Second of It". The job takes place at Gautama Palace, Kathmandu U, Tower of Science, Frink's Lab, Springfield University, University of Heidelberg, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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…AND SO I JOURNEYED ABROAD WITH MY TRUSTED ADVISOR.
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I TOLD HER PARENTS SHE'D DIE IF I DIDN'T ADVISE HER!
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I'M ALIVE AS YOU CAN SEE, STEP ONE DIDN'T DEFEAT ME, NOW STEP TWO IS FINDING OUT WHAT WILL COMPLETE ME!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Siddmartha's exclamation mark
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I THOUGHT I'D FIND BLISS IF I BROUGHT ZEN TO THE MASSES, BUT THE PEOPLE OF SPRINGFIELD JUST WON'T GET OFF THEIR—
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Butts! She was gonna say butts.
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I'M FEELING SMOTHERED BY MY MOTHER, ENDLESS INSULTS FROM MY BROTHER, AND THE MARQUESS WON'T STOP HITTING ON ME!
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CARE FOR TEA?
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Task: "Make Siddmartha Run From Everyone She Knows". The job takes 4 hours.
If Marquess Milhouse is owned: Task: "Make Marquess Milhouse Chase Siddmartha". The job takes 4 hours.
If Queen Gautama is owned: Task: "Make Queen Gautama Helicopter Mother Siddmartha". The job takes 4 hours.
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Time for the chorus!
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SPRINGFIELD!
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SPRINGFIELD!
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IT'S THE PLACE THAT YOU GO, WHEN YOU'RE FEELING LOW!
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SPRINGFIELD!
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SPRINGFIELD!
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THEY'RE NOT ENLIGHTENED, LACKING WISDOM, INNER PEACE IS A JOKE.
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OKAY WE MAY NOT BE THE BRIGHTEST, BUT WE'RE GOOD SIMPLE FOLK.
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*belches*
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Siddmartha's exclamation mark
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ADVISOR FRINK WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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BE MORE SPECIFIC, WHY SO BLUE?
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I JUST CAN'T FIND MY OWN PIZZAZZ.
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MAYBE STOP BEING SUCH A SPAZ?
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ENLIGHTENMENT IS NOT SO EASY, QUESTING FOR IT MAKES YOU QUEASY…
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*slowing down* THEN I SHOULD FIND A PLACE THAT'S ONLY FOR ME…
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I THINK I'LL SPEND SOME TIME AT THE BODHI TREE…
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OR…YOU COULD CRAWL INTO A HOLE TO BE YOUR TEMPORARY HAVEN.
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THAT'S AN INTERESTING STRATEGY, BUT I'M AFRAID OF A CAVE-IN.
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WELL I'M ALL OUT OF IDEAS AND SO I'LL JUST BLURT "GOOD GLAVIN"!
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HONEY DEAR I MUST PROTEST, DON'T RUN AWAY, STOP MISBEHAVIN'!
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OOH, BURRITO. SWEET AND SOUR. FILLED WITH PASTA. WHAT A CRAVIN'!
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LITTLE SISTER, HAVE I MENTIONED THAT YOU DON'T LOOK GOOD UNSHAVEN?
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*sigh* OH PLEASE. "NEVERMORE!" QUOTH THE RAVEN.
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Task: "Make Siddmartha Meditate at the Bodhi Tree". The job takes place at the Bodhi Tree, Sarsaparilla Tree, Waterslide Tree, Old Tree Spirit, Trees, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Advisor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Advisor Frink Demand a Higher Fee". The job takes the Tower of Science or a Visitable Home.
If Prince Gautama is owned: Task: "Make Prince Gautama Taunt His Sister". The job takes place at the Bodhi Tree, Sarsaparilla Tree, Waterslide Tree, Old Tree Spirit, Trees, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Queen Gautama is owned: Task: "Make Queen Gautama Enroll Siddmartha in Therapy". The job takes place at Monroe Family Therapy Center, Walk-In Therapy Stand, Gautama Palace, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If King Gautama is owned: Task: "Make King Gautama Eat a Sweet and Sour Lasagna Burrito". The job takes place at General Chang's Taco Italiano, a Krusty Burger, the Tower of Science, Gautama Palace, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Siddmartha's exclamation mark
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I'VE SPENT THIS TIME AT THE TREE, YET I AM WORSE SOMEHOW…
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IF I CAN'T FIND MY WAY, I THINK I'LL HAVE TO SAY CIAO…
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AND HEAD BACK HOME WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS RIGHT NOW…
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ONE FINAL CHANCE TO FIND SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME—
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Meow?
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*gasp* Ohhhhh my god oh my god oh my god, kitty so cuuuuuuute!
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| Task: "Make Siddmartha Lose It Over the Cute Cat". The job takes 4 hours.
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Oh, where did you come from you little cutie patootie. You don't have an owner, right? And that means you're all mine, right? And no one is gonna take you away from me?
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Aaiiiirriigharrr!
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Ah! Miss Kitty Fantastico, run!
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*hiss* Raaarr!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Siddmartha's exclamation mark
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KITTY, I THINK WE LOST HER, SHE HASN'T FOLLOWED US THIS FAR.
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AND SO IT SEEMS YOU'RE MINE TO KEEP, MY ALL-NEW FURRY LITTLE STAR.
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YOU'VE FILLED THIS HOLE INSIDE MY HEART, NOTHING CAN TEAR OUR LOVE APART.
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UNLESS…WHAT WAS THAT SOUND…NO IT COULDN'T BE…
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AAIIRRIGHAIGJII-ART!
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Task: "Make Siddmartha Try to Escape". The job takes place at the Crazy Cat House, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Crazy Cat Lady is owned: Task: "Make Crazy Cat Lady Chase Siddmartha". The job takes 4 hours.
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OKAY, I GIVE UP, I'LL GIVE YOUR KITTY BACK TO YOU.
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BUT PROMISE ME THAT YOU WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER, SHE LIKES LIVER STEW.
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ONE FINAL HUG, ONE LAST HURRAH, COME CLOSE MY KITTY, HOLD ME TRUE.
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OH MY GOSH, JUST KEEP THE CAT, THIS GUSHING MAKES ME WANT TO SPEW.
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I mean… Aaaaiiriraiarue!
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*gasp*
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KITTY! KITTY! IT'S YOU AND ME, TOGETHER WE'RE FREE!
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MEOW MEOW, MEOW MEOW. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the Broadway district of Los Angeles, which is known for its musicals.
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