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Lodge a Complaint
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Lodge a Complaint
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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Lodge a Complaint is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Springfield Heights Chapter 2 content update. It unlocks the Mountain Lodge.
Dialogue[edit]
After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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I've got more money than I can count... but I can still at least count my houses.
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Let's see, I have the town house, lake house, tree house, Milhouse--
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Please, let me go home.
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Smithers, I just realized I don't have a mountain lodge!
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I'm sorry Sir. You had one, but thanks to climate change it became a beach cottage.
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So I have a mountain of money but none of lodge?! Do you know the looks I'll get at the trillionaire's club?
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No. I'm not allowed to take off my blindfold at those meetings.
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Just get me a lodge. And spare no expense!
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Except, of course, for your own expenses. I do not reimburse mileage.
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Complete these quests to earn the Mountain Lodge!
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Task: "Make Smithers Plan Interior Decoration". The job takes place at Burns Manor, costs 200, and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Smithers' exclamation mark
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Sir, with the arrival of this solid gold fainting couch your lodge is complete.
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How could I care about that at a moment like this?
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Did you know the world is getting hotter and hotter, threatening our nation's coffee reserves?
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Mr. Burns, it's great that you've taken an interest in the environment.
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If I stockpile all of the coffee in Springfield, I could have a monopoly.
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You'd think after 30 levels I'd have lost my childish naïveté.
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Smithers, fill the mountain lodge with coffee.
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But the white rug!
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You'd think after 30 levels I'd have learned not to decorate in white.
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Task: "Make Smithers Stockpile Coffee". The job takes place at Burns Manor, costs 75, and takes 6 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Now that the coffee is stockpiled, I need a security system to protect it.
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Sir, don't you think you are going a bit overboard?
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Absolutely not! I'm at-board at most, and probably under-board.
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I want motion sensors. I want infrared cameras. And I want a key hidden under that rock!
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Task: "Make Smithers Plan Sophisticated Security". The job takes place at Burns Manor, costs 75, and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Smithers, who stole my idea of harvesting people's energy by forcing them to run on treadmills?
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That's a gym, Sir. Those people are working out to live longer.
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Idiots. It's much easier to just sleep on a water bed of orphan tears.
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Wait, so people pay money for this humiliating process?
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Yes, some even pay extra for someone to yell at them.
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I've got another great idea – stockpile exercise equipment.
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People will be desperate to stay in shape when the apocalypse ruins Photoshop.
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Task: "Make Smithers Create Lifelong Exercise Plan". The job takes place at Burns Manor, costs 75, and takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Smithers! I feel like I haven't ruined everything for everyone yet. Is there something I'm missing?
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Well, people got really mad when that CEO raised the price of life-saving medication.
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Of course! Pills! Everyone's third favorite thing to pop after corn and wheelies.
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Smithers, stockpile medication. Just think how rich I'll be once modern society topples.
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Technically, society already toppled once and you turned out very rich. Isn't that enough?
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Nah, next time around I'm shooting for king.
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Task: "Make Smithers Stock Up Mr Burns' Medications". The job takes place at Burns Manor, costs 75, and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Smithers. I just had the most horrific dream...
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Yes. It was a dream. No one was spooning you. No one at all.
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Shut up! I dreamt it was the future and I wasn't king. I was a lowly archduke...
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There must be some hoardable resource I'm missing.
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You've taken everything people have or want. All they have left is their flesh and blood.
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That's it! I'll take their organs!
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One of these days, you'll go too far and I'm going to quit.
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But today isn't it. Now let me go fill some bathtubs with ice.
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Task: "Make Smithers Advertise Call for Organ Donors". The job takes place at Burns Manor, costs 75, and takes 24 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Smithers, I've been thinking. I want to make sure I leave my mark upon the world.
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We could petition to get you on Mt. Rushmore next to George Washington.
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Forget it. I'm not sharing the limelight or limestone with anyone!
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I want to be revered as something bigger than any mountain, and greater than any man.
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You mean like God?
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Yes! As long as I'm like the Old Testament one, and not that new-fangled lovey-dovey guy.
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Task: "Make Smithers Worship Mr. Burns". The job takes place at Burns Manor, costs 50, and takes 12 hours.}
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Smithers' exclamation mark
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Great news Sir!
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They've reinstated child labor?
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The planning and preparation for the Mountain Lodge is complete!
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Oh well, that's pretty good, too, I guess.
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That's it? I've slaved away for days and this is all the thanks I receive?
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I don't pay you in thanks do I? Actually that's cheaper than money. I'll pay you in thanks – thank you!
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Task: "Build the Mountain Lodge". It takes 6 seconds.
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Security looks good.
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Coffee and organ stockpiles look adequately separated.
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Unfortunately, this white carpet is completely soiled.
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I expected better from you, Smithers.
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Now seal it all up until the apocalypse.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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My propaganda films got a 79 on MegaCritic! Everyone knows that less than an 80 is worthless!
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They especially berated the segment about my giving back to the community.
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To be fair, your "community program" was a forced labor camp.
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And it contained children.
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Kids love camp!
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And you will, too. When I banish you to the most remote wilderness I can think of!
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Yes. Well, if that's all, Sir. There's some VERY important business to attend to at the Mountain Lodge.
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Task: "Make Smithers Relax in the Mountain Lodge". The job takes place at the Mountain Lodge and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 2,500 and 250
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