| The Saxamaphone
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Saxamaphone is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror 2015 content update. It requires Saxophone Lisa to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After unlocking Saxophone Lisa
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What a perfect costume for me!
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Now when I play my saxophone, I can actually "be the music!"
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I feel a solo coming on!
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| Task: "Make Saxophone Lisa Practice a Saxophone Solo at home". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Saxophone Lisa's exclamation mark
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My goodness, someone is feeling extra musical today!
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This costume is inspiring me to try all kinds of new jazz improvisations! It's such a rush.
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But why are you wasting all this good stuff? Nobody can hear you playing in your room.
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Really? Do you think other people would want to hear it?
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Of course! And you in that little costume! Priceless!
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Task: "Reach Level 12 and Build Springfield Elementary".
Task: "Make Saxophone Lisa Play a Saxophone Solo at Springfield Elementary". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes.
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Saxophones don't play saxophones! Your costume makes no sense.
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Stick to the score Ms. Simpson, showboating won't earn you a passing mark.
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Your horn sounds like dead ducks.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Saxophone Lisa's exclamation mark
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The kids hated my music.
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And they said my costume was lame – which is insanity! Look at me! I AM A SAXOPHONE!
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Aww, sweetie, who cares what a bunch of silly kids think?
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They're just too young to appreciate how talented you are.
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You're right! My music is sophisticated and complex.
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I think you should go out and find a more mature audience.
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Task: "Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall".
Task: "Make Saxophone Lisa Play a Saxophone Solo at the Town Hall". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 8 hours.
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I don't know what you're, er ah, protesting, but stop immediately or I'll have you arrested.
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For what?
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An assassination attempt on my ears!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Saxophone Lisa's exclamation mark
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Nobody wants to hear me play.
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Oh they're just a bunch of soulless politicians. You need to play for the working man.
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People who can understand the beauty and pain of your music.
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I've got it! I'll busk in the street. All the jazz greats started out that way!
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| Task: "Make Saxophone Lisa Play Street Music". The job takes 12 hours.
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Quiet little saxophone girl! Some of us are trying to sleep.
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Really? I'm keeping you awake? The Crazy Cat lady's screaming next door isn't bothering you?
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No. I relate to what she's laying down.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Saxophone Lisa's exclamation mark
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Well, that didn't work either.
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Okay, how 'bout this? What if you played in a deserted forest? I'll bet woodland creatures would appreciate--
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Wait a minute, I know what you're doing! You've just been sending me out of the house so YOU don't have to listen to me.
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I'm sorry. I just don't get jazz. But who cares what I think? All that matters is what you think.
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You love that Downtown Abby show and everyone else in the world hates it.
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It's Downton Abbey and it's a huge hit.
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Okay, well, I don't like it.
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I'm going to my room to play my saxophone.
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LOUDLY.
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| Task: "Make Saxophone Lisa Play a Saxophone Solo". The job takes 24 hours.
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Lisa's been practicing for a long time. I'm gonna tell her she's good enough to play at the Squid Port.
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That won't work. She's on to us.
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D'oh!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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