| Malpractice Makes Perfect
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Malpractice Makes Perfect is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Terwilligers content update. It requires Dr. Robert to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Does your head hurt? Is your stomach queasy? Are you tired and irritable all day?
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Yes!
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But your regular doctor just tells you to cut out the booze and get some exercise, am I right?
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Yes, the evil jerk.
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Then try the “Terwilliger Treatment”, a holistic medical approach that works with your lifestyle choices, not against them.
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Ooh, “lifestyle choices” sounds a lot better than “the damn-fool things you do that are killing you.”
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| Task: "Make Homer Try Alternative Medicine". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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That treatment really worked! I feel good as new!
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No more symptoms, like bloating, lethargy, irritable bowel, or sleep apnea?
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No, I still got all of that, but that's what I meant.
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Everything's back to normal!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Dr. Robert's exclamation mark
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Doctor Robert, I have a terrible case of “cruiser back.”
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You get it from sleeping in your police cruiser while you're supposed to be catching speeders.
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Drink 3 cups a day of my special health tea blend, but, and this is important, only after a meal of donuts.
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Now that's great doctoring!
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How about my painful and embarrassing face twitch here?
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Buy my homeopathic water, blend it with your beer, and serve it to your customers.
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Wow, it works! My face twitch has been replaced by a gloating smile.
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| Task: "Make Dr. Robert Offer Terwilliger Treatments". The job takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Dad, I don't think Doctor Terwilliger's advice is very helpful. It sounds like all he's doing is telling people what they want to hear.
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Can't talk, Lisa. He's got me on strict course of “Laze in the Hammock” therapy.
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Are any of these treatments even remotely supported by science?
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Honey, “alternative medicine” is supported by centuries of wisdom from ancient cultures.
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Now hand me the ancient cure for a cold: a six-pack of ice-cold Duff.
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Task: "Make Lisa Look into Dr. Robert's Treatments". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Cure a Cold with Beer". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Dr. Robert's exclamation mark
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Dr. Robert, I think you're just making money by giving people “medical” approval to do whatever they want.
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Lisa, medicine isn't about “cures” and “science”. It's about making patients happy through healthful, sensible choices.
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Doctor Robert, do you have anything for stress?
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Indeed I do. But I'm afraid it involves dating a lot of much younger women.
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Somehow I will find the courage to endure the treatment.
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Task: "Make Dr. Robert Offer Terwilliger Treatments". The job takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Research Dr. Robert's Past". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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People of Springfield!
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Oh great, another Lisa shouting thing.
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Doctor Robert is a fraud! He's not an MD doctor. He just has a doctorate in education.
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A “D. Ed”? That's barely a doctor of anything.
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Skinner, I have a D. Ed.
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Dr. Robert, do you have anything for a sudden stress headache?
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Indeed I do. And Lisa, during my many years as a school administrator, I found a remedy for the sickness that ails you…
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Chronic Unpopularity.
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I would never accept your help… totally unproven… but it never hurts to ask… um, what's the remedy?
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Just keep doing what you're doing, and eventually people will come to love you.
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Well, I guess that's worth five bucks.
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| Task: "Make Springfielders Enjoy Dubious Medical Advice" (x4). The jobs take place at White House or Hospital and take 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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