Summer of 4 Ft. 2/Quotes

Quotes

(The school bell rings)

Milhouse: "School's out! Up yours, Krabappel!"

(Milhouse then runs out of the classroom)

Krabappel: I'm glad the rest of you remembered that summer doesn't start until end of the day, (points to a clock that reads 9:00 A.M.) not at the beginning.

:(Ned Flanders begins work on Homer's sump pump problem)

Ned: "Hello Mr. Brown-ground, whatcha got for me?"

:Lisa (lamenting her lack of friends): "These are my only friends. Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will."

:(Lisa walks by the town library, and imagines the literary figures coming to life. Alice from Alice in Wonderland appears)

Alice (timidly): Won't you join our tea party? It'd be ever so- don't do it Lisa, it's a trick!

(Suddenly, the Mad Hatter grabs Alice, and holds a loaded gun to her temple)

Alice: Run! Run!"

:Lisa: "Like y'know, whatever."

:Lisa: "You don't control the birds. You will someday, but not now."

:Milhouse: "Hey Bart! Lisa's skateboarding with some cool kids...and she looks like Blossom!"

:(While playing the 'Mystery Date' game in the Flanders' beach house, Homer notices the similarity of the 'dud' character to Milhouse)

Homer: "Hey! He looks just like you, poindexter!"

:Valu-Mart Clerk: "The M-320: Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it."

:(Marge is digging through the groceries Homer bought at the store)

Marge: "Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight Homer, but count me out! Didn't you but any meat?"

Homer (patting the M-320): "He he he, This baby's sure to kill somethin'!"

:(Homer discovers his car covered in starfish and seashells)

Homer: "Sweet Merciful crap, my car!"

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