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The Simpsons: Tapped Out First Time Packs content update/Gameplay
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When Life Gives You Lemons
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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Hey Homer, what do you say we scamper to my newly-repaired camper?
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Sip some tea in my fixed RV!
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Get behind the wheelicle of my recreational vehicle!
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Dammit, Flanders! Rhymes aren't jokes!
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Neither is going "Mmm" and drooling whenever you hear the name of a food.
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Well played.
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Oh, by the way, I might've accidentally strapped another lemon tree to your camper and crushed the roof...
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What?! You made fini of Mini-Wini!
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Mmm, mini-weenies. *drools*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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That's a Lot
That's a Lot Pt. 1
After buying Car Impound Lot:
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Get dressed, Homie, we're having a date night!
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I don't know, our last "date night" was just a trick to get me to that AA meeting...
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The Car Impound Lot is re-opening as a nightclub. It's called The 'Pound! With an apostrophe even! Now THAT'S hip!
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Welcome to The 'Pound, may I valet your car?
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Task: Make Springfielders Attend the Grand Opening (8h, Car Impound Lot) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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That's a Lot Pt. 2
After completing That's a Lot Pt. 1:
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What a cool nightclub. You could tell it was fancy because the bathroom attendants acted REALLY entitled to a tip.
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Can you pull around the pink sedan, my good man?
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Sure. That'll be $250.
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$250?! How is that possible?
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It's still a Car Impound Lot too.
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Task: Make Homer Look Under the Car Seats for Loose (4h, Car Impound Lot)Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Manhattan Project
The Manhattan Project Pt. 1
After tapping on Shelbyville Manhattan's exclamation mark:
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Good lord, where am I? And what is this ugly city?
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You're in Springfield, Mister... uh...
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Manhattan. Shelbyville Manhattan.
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- gasp* I know you! You're the guy who invented Manhattan Clam Chowder!
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No, Dad, he's the man who founded Shelbyville.
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Oh. Is Shelbyville Clam Chowder the creamy kind or the red kind?
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Speaking of red and creamy, I could go for a little female companionship.
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Are any of my attractive cousins around?
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Eew.
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Now now, Lisa. Who are we to judge the racist and sexist ways of the past.
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Fine. I'll take you to see your cousins. But first you have to let me interview you for the school newspaper.
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Fine. What's the subject of your article -- American heroes?
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No -- a recently discovered caveman.
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Task: Make Lisa Interview Shelbyville for the Paper (8h, Simpson House, Shelbyville Manhattan) Task: Make Lisa Take Shelbyville to See His Cousins (12h, Springfield Cemetery or Brown House, Shelbyville Manhattan)
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You tricked me! You took me to a cemetery to see my cousins' GRAVES!
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And yet you still tried to kiss them.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Manhattan Project Pt. 2
After tapping on Shelbyville Manhattan's exclamation mark:
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I've got to find a suitable bride...
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You there! Where did you find that girl you're always kissing who's also always kissing everyone else?
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What?! Shauna's cheating on me?
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We met in high school.
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"High school?" Very well, to "high school" I go!
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Hold it right there! You're not setting foot in that school, creep! Can't you read the sign? "No Trespassing".
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No I cannot!
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There is nothing sadder than adult illiteracy. We've got to do the responsible thing: get this deviant adult into that school!
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Task: Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library Task: Make Shelbyville Manhattan Go to High School to Become Literate (24h, Springfield High School or Springfield Library)
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The best part of learning about indoor plumbing is giving swirlies to freshmen.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Manhattan Project Pt. 3
After tapping on Shelbyville Manhattan's exclamation mark:
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If you're going to live here, you'll need to get with the times. No modern woman would go for such a brute.
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What difference does her opinion make? I'll just club her over the head and force her to marry me.
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Okay, even back in your time, I'm pretty sure that wasn't acceptable.
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We're going to the library so you can read up on contemporary culture.
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How am I supposed to do that? I don't know how to read.
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Um, hello? Don't you know there's a whole genre of movies of guys being frozen and then thawed out in the future?
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What's your point?
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My point is that these movies always contain a montage of the character catching up on all the stuff they missed.
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Task: Reach Level 13 and Build Android's Dungeon Task: Make Shelbyville Watch Guy-Frozen-And-Thawed-Out-In-The-Future Movies (24h, Android's Dungeon)
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I'm completely caught up on modern life. The only thing I didn't understand was the appeal of Pauly Shore...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Manhattan Project Pt. 4
After tapping on Shelbyville Manhattan's exclamation mark:
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Now that I'm a modern man, I can start dating, but the idea of dating an unrelated person disgusts me. I hope I've made that abundantly clear.
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If only there was a surefire way to find out if someone was related to me.
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Actually, there is. It's called DNA testing.
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All you have to do is get people to let you swab the inside of their cheek, and I can test their DNA in my laborator -- BLURGHGH!
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Get your finger out of my mouth! You're supposed to use a COTTON SWAB to take the sample!
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Hey, you're the scientist. I'm just a guy who likes putting my finger in other people's mouths.
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Task: Make Shelbyville Manhattan Swab Mouths for DNA Samples (4h, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Springfielders Get Swabbed [x10] (1h, Town Hall or Brown House)
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The results are in: I'm sorry, but you have NO LIVING RELATIVES.
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Nooo!
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Also, you tested positive for Male Pattern Baldness.
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NOOOOO!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Manhattan Project Pt. 5
After tapping on Shelbyville Manhattan's exclamation mark:
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Well, the dream is over. I'll just have to settle for a non-cousin "normy".
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I'm sorry, I don't mean to eavesdrop, but did you just say you were thinking of settling?
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You know, I sort of have a thing for guys who are out of other options. The name's Miss Hoover.
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- sigh* If only your last name was Manhattan, I'd be all up in that.
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Wait a minute! Your name isn't Manhattan, but what if MINE was Hoover! Do you have any uncles?
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Yes, why?
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Task: Make Shelbyville Get Adopted by Miss Hoover's Uncle So They Are Cousins (8h, Town Hall or Brown House)
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Well, it surely was a long road to get here, but I've never felt more in love!
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I love you too, Shelby, but do you have to bring your gun to bed?
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Stop trying to control me and my gun! I think we should see other people.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Small World Problems
Small World Problems Pt. 1
After unlocking Jebediah Springfield:
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Hm. I don't know where I am but it sure smells familiar.
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Wow! What an honor to meet our fair city's namesake!
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Ah, so this is my beloved Springfield! So much has changed, yet so much is the same. I see the Wagon Wheel Fire is still going.
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Oh, it's actually a Tire Fire now. That's what gives the sunset such a beautiful glow and why we're all lightheaded all the time.
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Wow, rubber tires?! Such advances you've made! Well, thanks for keeping the place in order. I suppose I'll take my rightful place as mayor now.
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Er, uh, hold on a second there, hoss. We already have a mayor, and I was elected by the citizens of this town... some of them still living.
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Then... what am I to do? Surely you won't turn me out onto the street! That'd be like abandoning a soldier after he returns from war!
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Task: Make Jebediah Springfield Sleep Behind the Kwik-E-Mart (12h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Small World Problems Pt. 2
After completing Small World Problems Pt. 1:
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Is this my life now? That of a destitute beggar?
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I wish I'd never been born and founded this town and named it after myself!
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It pains my ears to hear an idol of mine speak with such glower. Especially one who is known for his silver tongue!
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You're right, chubby little boy! That tongue will be my salvation.
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How heroic! You'll win your fortune using only your skills of oration!
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No, I meant it literally.
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Task: Make Jebediah Springfield Sell His Silver Tongue (1h, Kwik-E-Mart)
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This new rubber tongue made out of recycled Tire Fire tires is actually a lot better than that old silver one.
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I don't lisp anymore when I say phrases like "The silver in my old tongue was slowly poisoning me."
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Small World Problems Pt. 3
After completing Small World Problems Pt. 2:
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Now that I've got some walking around money, I think I'll do some walking around.
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Springfield Tire Fire... Springfield Retirement Castle... Springfield Box Factory... Springfield Spring & Field... my name's all over this town.
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Now you know the pride our citizenry feels each and every day!
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I don't feel pride -- I feel ripped off! They're using my name and likeness on every sign!
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I'm going to use my precious tongue money to hire a lawyer and sue this craphole town. It's my name and I want a taste of the action!
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Task: Make Jebediah Springfield Sue Springfield for Copyright Infringement (12h, Court House, Town Hall or Brown House)
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I've never seen a client purposely be held in contempt of court so he had a place to sleep at night, but you won the case!
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You now get royalties whenever your name or image is used.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Small World Problems Pt. 4
After completing Small World Problems Pt. 3:
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Now to collect what's coming to me.
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Will you be reinvesting your money in the community?
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Ha! Don't make me laugh!
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Seriously, don't make me laugh. I'm 250 years old and my lungs are very brittle. I shouldn't even be walking right now.
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Task: Make Jebediah Springfield Collect His Likeness Royalties (8h, Town Hall or Brown House)
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What the?! I OWE people money!
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The Springfield Police Department is in the red, Springfield Elementary has debts all over town...
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And the Springfield Shopper Building is just made of stacked up old newspapers!
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Curse the name Springfield! I should've stuck with the name Hans Sprungfeld!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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We Meet At Last
After unlocking Jebediah Springfield and George Washington and tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark:
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Well, if it isn't my lifelong nemesis, old What's-His-Face.
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You know my name, George! It's Jebediah Springfield. Perhaps you noticed this city is named after me.
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Pff, a "city." I've got a whole STATE named after me. And some universities, the capital, Denzel...
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I doubt they'd be so eager to name things after you if they knew your deep dark secret...
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That it wasn't YOU who chopped down your fabled cherry tree -- it was ME!
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But I was covering for you, you jerk!
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And then you lied about not being able to tell a lie -- that's twice as bad!
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Curse you, Jebediah! The next thing I chop down will be you!
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Task: Make Jebediah Springfield Hide From George Washington (10h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Statue of Liberties
After unlocking Shelbyville Manhattan and buying Shelbyville Manhattan Statue:
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Look at this magnificent statue of me. Such attention to detail.
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They really captured your pioneering spirit!
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Yes, not to mention my pervy smile and leering eyes.
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And every last curve of my beautiful, voluptuous cousins.
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I'm sorry, did you say "cousins"?
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Yes. My relatives, kin, almost-sisters. You know, the people you marry.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Manhattan, but these days that sort of behavior is looked down upon. And is illegal.
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Don't worry, feller, not everyone in this town is against your ideas. My family welcomes ya with open arms!
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That's exactly how I used to welcome my cousins!
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Act of Aggression
After completing The Manhattan Project Pt. 5 and Small World Problems Pt. 4 and tapping on Shelbyville Manhattan's exclamation mark:
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Jeb...
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Shelby...
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So... are we... ghosts?
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I don't rightly know. Perhaps this is heaven?
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Pfff! Heaven?! That is a hearty laugh, sir! This place is a dung heap!
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It's not that bad!
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Says the guy it's named after.
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I'll give you purgatory MAYBE, but heaven? I don't think so. This is hell.
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I'll send you to hell!
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Task: Make Jebediah Springfield Quarrel (4h, Brown House, Shelbyville Manhattan)
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I'm too old to quarrel.
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You're right, this is hell...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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It's What You Do With It
After completing Act of Aggression:
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Must we always quarrel?
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No we mustn't! Now put up your fists!
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I thought we buried the hatchet those many years ago.
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Yes, where did we bury that hatchet. I would love to kill you with it.
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Task: Make the Founders Search for Their Buried Hatchet (4h, Brown House)
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We should have marked where we buried it.
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I guess we'll just have to find a different hatchet, bury that, and agree to be friends.
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Deal.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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