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The Best Radioactive Man Event Ever! Part 2/Quotes

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Radioactive Man: When I saw you in danger, Ms. Grand, I realized how much I care for you. I must ask you...
Gloria Grand: Yes, Radioactive Man?
Radioactive Man: Will you marry me?
Gloria Grand: Oh, Radioactive Man! My answer is...
Bart: Yeech!
Gloria Grand: Excuse me?
Radioactive Man: What's the problem, Bart?
Bart: You're getting married? Don't you know how that's gonna change things?
Radioactive Man: But change is good, Bart! It's a poart of life!
Bart: Yeah, well, but sometimes when things change for the sake of changing...
Edna Krabappel: Bart...?
Bart: ...those changes tend to suck!
Edna: Bart!
Bart: Eh? Yikes--! Yes, Mrs. Krabappel?
Edna: I said, stop daydreaming, open your textbook, and pay attention!

Marge: Hi. Bart. How was school today?
Bart: Any day I get home in one piece is a good one, mom!
Marge: That's nice, dear.
Lisa: Hey, Bart, you're just in time.
Bart: What's up, Lisa?
Lisa: There's something on the news about Radioactive Man!
Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman, contunuing our investigative report on the soon to be released Radioactive Man comic book.. ...as we inquire as to what changes are planned for the venerable comic book character, and more importantly, why all the secrecy? I asked the current owner and publisher to come clean...
Bart: Now we'll get to the bottom of this!

Krusty the Clown: Everyone, let's have a big hand for Lindsey Naegle! Congratulations, Lindsey! You've got everyone talking about Radioactive Man again!

Bart: You're gonna replace the world's greatest superheroes with losers?
Milhouse Van Houten: Wow! Who put your guys in charge?
Martin Prince: We buy the book for real heroes like Plasmo, Captain Squid, Bug Boy...
Bart: ...and of course, Radioactive Man!
Milhouse: I look forward to every issue just to see Lure Lass! I like how she's drawn, okay?

Milhouse: Mission accomplished!
Martin: I'll say!
Bart: You bet! Not only did we make a difference, but we walked away with some swag!
Milhouse: I can't wait to see what I can get for some of this stuff on eBuy!
Martin: It's all good, men!
Bart: Come what may, we can sleep easy tonight.