The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXVIII content update/Premium Gameplay

Buttoncon

Buttoncon Pt. 1

After tapping on Angelica Button's exclamation mark: I don't think I'm in magical Britain anymore. The people are still crude, but the accents are a trifle off. And is that the Magic Academy? How did that get here? And who are all these wizards and witches I've never seen before? Your world merged with ours! And I sort of ran with the whole thing. I'm Lisa, by the way, your biggest fan. Fan? As in fanatic?! What extremist plans have you in store for me? Nothing that extreme. I should explain. Do you want the abridged or unabridged version? Task: Make Angelica Button Read Her Own Series (4h, Magic Academy Library) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Buttoncon Pt. 2

After tapping on Angelica Button's exclamation mark: My entire life, printed and published for profit!? How dare they! There's also comics books, audio books, cellphone cases, bobbleheads, conventions... and I'm probably not helping. A convention? Like a gathering of all the great wizards in a grand hall? They could help me return to my home! It's more like a bunch of nerds gathering at our school's gymnasium. Button-con is small. We can't fill a convention hall but we can sure pack the elementary volleyball court! Task: Make Angelica Button Fans Congregate [x3] (4h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Make Angelica Button Attend Her Own Convention (4h, Springfield Elementary) Impeccable costume, Lisa. You have once again proven to be a faithful recreator of the Angelica Button mythos. I'm not Lisa, you dunderheaded, good-for-nothing buffoon. Color me impressed! You've captured the Angelica Button diction to a tee. Very method cosplay of you. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Buttoncon Pt. 3

After tapping on Angelica Button's exclamation mark: That was an existential experience. I may not have found a way home, but I do have a conference bag full of items that will eventually find their way to the trash. And for all the obsession with my personal life, there seems to be a lack of fiction around my adult life. What happens to me? No one cares about grown-up you. Everyone is obsessed with the story of a kid with magical powers. Once you're an adult, it's just another lame fantasy series. But what happens to me after I graduate Magic Academy? I have an entire life to live still, right?! Well, there are some dark fan theories... Task: Make Angelica Button Read Her Fan Wiki (1h, Magic Academy Library) Make Lisa Quickly Edit Her Wiki Posts (4h, Simpson House) So, what did you find out? Looks like a tossup between marrying a Normie, and owning too many cats. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Buttoncon Pt. 4

After tapping on Angelica Button's exclamation mark: Lisa, can I ask you a question? You're my fictional heroine, you can ask me anything! Do you think I could go to your regular school? Our world is filled with magic and you want to go to a regular school? Wizard school isn't so exciting when that's all you know. I'm really intrigued by what they teach at a non-magical school. You said "teach", right? That might be a bit of a stretch. Task: Make Angelica Button Go Where the Normies Go (4h, Springfield Elementary) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Zero-Clops Thirty

Zero-Clops Thirty Pt. 1

After placing Wiggops' Station: How dare you ruin a cy-cops' naps! No one wants a one-eyed, trigger-happy officer on patrol. Task: Capture Wiggops [x15] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Zero-Clops Thirty Pt. 2

After completing Zero-Clops Thirty Pt. 1: Time to do what all cops do when back from patrol, cyclops or not. Avoid paperwork like the plague. Task: Enchant Wiggops [x15] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Zero-Clops Thirty Pt. 3

After completing Zero-Clops Thirty Pt. 2: I'd kill for a donut. And I don't mean that figuratively. Just show me the donut and who I need to kill to take it. Task: Summon Wiggops (4h, Wiggops' Station) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Fantastical Beastarium

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Kidnap the beasts?! We can't take on those beasts without magic! We could partner up and take the Exotic Zoo to the next level. Whaddaya say Chief? What you are suggesting is extremely illegal... and I'm in! As head member of the Fantastical Beastarium, I'm pretty nifty at handling rare and mystical beasts. That includes the last Esquilax... and the last Ralphie. Task: Make Wiggum Clean Esquillax Cage (4h, Fantastical Beastarium) Ah, the Esquilax. A dog with the head of a rabbit. And the body of a rabbit. Watch your backs, "Turner and Hooch"! Our buddy-cop adventures begin today! Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and 10

Woodchop

Woodchop Pt. 1

After placing Treestache's Grove: Marge, help, I feel like I've got a bunch of pictures and words stuck in my head. That's called an idea, honey. Just drink a few more cans of Duff and you'll lose it. I tried that already. And the only thing I lost was my keys. And wedding ring. And dignity. In that case... you could try acting on it? Ugh, fine. But this isn't over, brain. I'll beat you yet. Task: Make Homer Act on His Idea and Chop Wood (4h, Treestache's Grove) Out here chopping wood makes me really appreciate the little things in life. Like lumberjacks and wood chippers. Because this sucks. Please, stop, I beg you! What the... did that just... that's the craziest thing I've ever seen! That talking tree has a moustache!

Woodchop Pt. 2

After completing Woodchop Pt. 1: My rage at your people's endless transgressions against my kind has awakened me. We trees give you so much! Name one thing. Shade. Oxygen. Food. The handle of the axe you use to chop my kind and the ladder you stand upon to do it. Ugh, go write a book about it. Paper too! Well you've given me a lot to think about. Which I'll do while I'm chopping down all these other trees. Task: Make Homer Chop More Wood (4h, Treestache's Grove) Enough! I will not stand idly by as you demolish my brethren! Quest reward: 200 and 20

All Bark, and Bite

All Bark, and Bite Pt. 1

After completing Woodchop Pt. 2: Why are you smashing our town, tree monster? All we've ever done to you is hang ornaments and tinsel off your brothers' and sisters' corpses. Your town? I've got deeper roots here than anyone! My great grandfather WAS the Mayflower! We have to capture him before he crushes somebody! Or even worse, gives me a splinter! Task: Capture Treestache [x15] Quest reward: 100 and 10

All Bark, and Bite Pt. 2

After completing All Bark, and Bite Pt. 1: Let me go! I must carry out my master's evil bidding. *GASP* You're under the spell of Don't-Say-His-Name aren't you? YES! I'd rather be marching two by two under his control than become a two by four! He's even worse than the dark wizard Who's-That-Guy. Let me see if I can break the spell. Task: Enchant Treestache [x15] Damn, there goes my future wand material. Plus two thirds of an armoire. Quest reward: 100 and 10

All Bark, and Bite Pt. 3

After completing All Bark, and Bite Pt. 2: So, you'll join us in the fight against evil, risking limb and... limb, as long as my dad respects your kind? Yes. I'm willing to recruit an army of trees, plus some shrubs, if he's willing to extend an olive branch. Of course! I just need to chop one down first. Task: Summon Treestache (4h, Treestache's Grove) Task: Make Homer Cut Down an Olive Tree (4h, Treestache's Grove) Marge! I'm all done! I've completed my idea! Homer, it's just a pile of wood. Yeah, well. Half way through I got sidetracked waging an epic battle with a living tree under a wizard's spell and forgot why I needed wood in the first place. Homer, you don't have to lie about getting drunk at Moe's. Great idea Marge! Off to Moe's! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Blue Collar Peasant

Blue Collar Peasant Pt. 1

After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark: No more pushing peanut carts for me. From now on, I'm only taking resume-building positions. Task: Make Squeaky Voice Peasant Push Filth Wagon (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Blue Collar Peasant Pt. 2

After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark: Uh, I think some of that filth got in my mouth. I'm going to get sick! No problem. I have something that will make you sicker. Don't you mean "better"? I stand by my statement. Task: Make Squeaky Voice Peasant Try Latest Health Trend (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Blue Collar Peasant Pt. 3

After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark: Woah, I think the filth gave me dysentery, and now the leeches are making me feel light headed. I need a nap, but I don't have anywhere to sleep. ...that pile of filth looks comfy. Task: Make Squeaky Voice Peasant Sleep in Filth Pile (4h, Cletus's Farm) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Blue Collar Peasant Pt. 4

After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark: Who knew I'd miss the minimum wage days. But I've had enough of the high-paying pushing and sleeping in filth. At least working the counter I only need to worry about my dignity. Not my plummeting life expectancy. If you're coming back, there's a pile of filth waiting for you by the fryer. No idea what animal it came off of. Yuck! How many vacation days have I accrued since this morning? Task: Make Squeaky Voice Peasant Take a Bi-Annual Break (1h, Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Inconvenience Store

After building Walking Kwik-E-Mart: I will not allow my precious store to be ruined by whimsy. I've never been a mover and a shaker and I don't want to be now! This place is jumping around more than Milhouse on meds. And it's making me queasy! Task: Make Apu Bolt Down Products (4h, Walking Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Springfielders Get Motion Sick [x3] (4h, Walking Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Magical Mystery Meat

After building Mess Hall: Ew, what the heck is this? Two cups camel, a dash of dugong, a smidge of seagull, and three parts porcupine. Headquarters packages it all into one animal, it's great. This is cruel and in no way a sustainable resource! Meat's meat. We'll just move on to other animals when those run out. Task: Make Kids Eat Around the Scorpion Bits [x3] (4h, Mess Hall) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Burns Dragon Promo

After tapping on Gil's mark: Hey folks! Have I got a nifty deal that's a real steal! I'll swap ya a pile of gold for something you hold! You're trading gold for donuts? Gil, you've made terrible business decisions in the past but this is the worst. Oh, ol' Gil has his reasons. If I flip this pile of gold over, that'd keep an ancient dragon from burning me and all that I own to a crisp. A dragon?! If dragons are part of any deal, you really should mention them up front. On offer accepted: Yes! No more dragon draggin' ol' Gil down. I mean gold! Did I say dragon? I meant gold. On offer declined: That dragon won't leave me alone! Ol' Gil don't need ol' flames chasing him right now. That's not the kind of companionship I want!

The Very Well-Off Dragon

The Very Well-Off Dragon Pt. 1

After placing Burns Dragon's Pile of Treasure: Who dares take from me, The Inconceivably Well-Off Dragon? I pillaged and plundered those treasures for myself. Fair and square. That desperate salesman who always gives us a good rate on things. Man, the mansions he's offered us. Pools on pools on pools. You were fools to accept his offer. Just as he was a fool to take from me. Such a shame too, seems like a quaint town to burn in flames. Ahh! A mystical beast threatening to destroy our town! Who handles this kind of emergency?! Animal control? Task: Capture Burns Dragon [x15] Task: Make Homer Ask Who to Call (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Very Well-Off Dragon Pt. 2

After completing The Very Well-Off Dragon Pt. 1: He was cursed by Don't-Say-His-Name all along! Now that the curse is broken, maybe he won't destroy the city? You may have removed a wickedly handsome man's curse. But, my greed is unbreakable. That's fine, greed has never killed anyone. And I'm sure you've read the storybooks: when curses are lifted, dragons leave towns alone. Not a chance. I'll count every piece of gold if I must, and make sure everything is accounted for. All I'll need is a calculator and a team of executive assistants. Task: Enchant Burns Dragon [x15] Task: Make Smithers Count Gold (4h, Burns Dragon's Pile of Treasure) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Very Well-Off Dragon Pt. 3

After completing The Very Well-Off Dragon Pt. 2: I've tracked down my missing gold pieces. By that, I mean I've threatened my assistants to find them. Of course, I'll take the credit. Oh, you have, ah, have you? It would appear thieves couldn't resist a taste of some of my treasures. I really need to beef up security. Alas, I command you to release me! I'll retrieve the gold myself. I'll stay hidden. They'll never see me coming. You're like three stories tall. Task: Summon Burns Dragon (4h, Burns Dragon's Pile of Treasure) Task: Make Criminals Take More Gold [x3] (4h, Burns Dragon's Pile of Treasure) Quest reward: 200 and 20

The New Home Economics

After building Black Magic Hall: Looks like we have a new favorite elective among the students. Kids are dropping Home Economics, and picking up wands to attack each other. What should we do about it? Nothing. There were more oven explosions in Home Ec. than this wand witchcraft. Task: Make Kids Point Powerful Wands at Each Other [x3] (4h, Black Magic Hall) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Great Geriatrico

The Great Geriatrico Pt. 1

After tapping on The Great Raymondo's exclamation mark: For the last time, I'm not coming out of retirement! But we need every able-bodied magician in Springfield to rise up! I'm hardly "able-bodied". My wand droops, there's rabbit bones in my magic hat, and I take a lactose blocker so that I can still perform my "Great Milk Can Escape". As I told you before, I save my magic for showmanship, not self-defense. Task: Make the Great Raymondo Lock Lisa Out (4h, The Great Raymondo's Home) Task: Make Lisa Magically Enter Raymondo's Home (4h, The Great Raymondo's Home) You taught me how to get past locks. I'm not leaving until you agree to come out of retirement. I really should have skipped the breaking and entering lesson. Fine, I'll help. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Great Geriatrico Pt. 2

After tapping on The Great Raymondo's exclamation mark: Now that I'm out of retirement, refresh my memory. What is it that we're doing again? Using our magical powers to fight and catch mystical beasts! I coulda sworn we were doing card tricks or pullin' quarters outta people. But fighting mystical beasts... that's a career killer for a magician. Or probably anybody, now that I think about it. Task: Make the Great Raymondo Avoid Mauling (4h, The Great Raymondo's Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Great Geriatrico Pt. 3

After tapping on The Great Raymondo's exclamation mark: Ugh, fine. No battling beasts to help us. Then how about putting on a show? Wait! The Great Raymondo is not helping us get rid of the monsters?! I can't fling cards like Ricky Jay to save us! I can't!! *slap* Snap out of it, Milhouse! Oo-la-la, our skin touched, Lisa! Alright, I will come out of retirement! If only to put smiles on the poor, downtrodden citizens of Springfield... and a modest appearance fee. Task: Make the Great Raymondo Perform the Great Milk Can Escape (8h, Famous Milk Cans) Task: Make Kids Watch Performance [x3] (4h, Famous Milk Cans) How did he get out of there without even a milk moustache?! This is just as terrifying as the monster thing! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Great Geriatrico Pt. 4

After tapping on The Great Raymondo's exclamation mark: Why so down, my apprentice? I've admired you so much. I thought you'd be the first person to help us. And instead... I just haven't had a great track record of role models living up to their expectations. Young lady, you've said enough. If I can do six nights a week in Vegas in front of Blue Man Group, I'm sure I can handle a couple green monsters roaming the streets. Task: Make the Great Raymondo Work the Audience (4h) Quest reward: 200 and 20

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Dwarves

After building Elf Hotel: A themed hotel? For the role player with expendable income, the website suggests a three-night all-inclusive package. Well, one can't roleplay an impoverished tavern goer without paying a pretty penny for a penthouse suite. I'll collect tavern dregs and Starwood Points at the same time. Task: Make Comic Book Guy Overpay for an Immersive Experience (4h, Elf Hotel) Quest reward: 100 and 10

This Quest Is Cursed

This Quest Is Cursed Pt. 1

After tapping on Evil Shopkeeper's exclamation mark: Why is business slow? The House of Evil is the OG Halloween creepy pop-up. Couple things are hurting your business, pal. First: people can post reviews online now. Yours suck. I will find these reviews and damn them to hell... I mean, ask how I can make their shopping experience more pleasant. Also, people want to get their cursed stuff in the privacy of their own homes these days. Hiding their shame at home, eh? I have an idea. Task: Make Evil Shopkeeper Promote Cursed Wares (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

This Quest Is Cursed Pt. 2

After tapping on Evil Shopkeeper's exclamation mark: That was a fruitless endeavor. Nothing sold, no curses spread, and my pride took a hit. I can't be the only small business owner struggling in this world of modern convenience. Perhaps I can steal wisdom from their minds with a headpiece. Of course I mean ask politely... then wrench the wisdom from their minds! Task: Make Evil Shopkeeper Meet Other Clerks (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Apu Offer Business Advice (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Have you doubled your prices? In some cases, tripled them. Offer terrible customer service when they ask for help? I offer none. Do you profit from your "Take-A-Penny / Leave-A-Penny" tray? I only have a "Take-YOUR-Pennies" tray. Oh dear, this guy's competing directly with me! Quest reward: 100 and 10

This Quest Is Cursed Pt. 3

After tapping on Evil Shopkeeper's exclamation mark: My business is still underperforming. I even tried that "Buy One, Get One Free" hot dog sale. I've cursed every other dog, but it still angers me to give it away for free. *evil laugh* You just need to remind folks what your store has to offer? Put on a show or do something unique. Thank you, small child. If this works, you'll be one of the few spared from the curses. Task: Make Evil Shopkeeper Perform Dubious Act (4h, House Of Evil) Task: Make Springfielders Rush to Buy Krusty Dolls [x3] (4h, House Of Evil) Quest reward: 100 and 10

This Quest Is Cursed Pt. 4

After tapping on Evil Shopkeeper's exclamation mark: This is fantastic! I haven't sold a Krusty Doll in almost two decades! Now I can barely keep them in stock. Not these dolls again. The last one almost murdered my husband and son. That was a bad batch. These Krusty dolls are configured to be "good". Oh, that's nice. And I can control their settings all from a single switch in my shop. It would be a shame... if someone... flipped it. Task: Make Evil Shopkeeper Flip Master Switch to Evil (1h, House Of Evil) Ah, the sweet screams of satisfied customers across town. Who needs internet, the cursing business is still so rewarding. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Magic Palace

After building Magic Palace: It's great having the whole family together! And for a magic show, too. There's real magic in Springfield now, and you still think these shows are cool? Oh, Homer, I think they want you to be the staged volunteer in the audience to fight the dragon! Homer dragon torched?! I'm back on board. Task: Make Simpsons Eat Presto Linguini [x3] (4h, Magic Palace) Task: Make Homer Fight a Mechanical Dragon (4h, Magic Palace) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Madmagician

Madmagician Pt. 1

After tapping on Professor Frink's exclamation mark: Magic in Springfield! This puts me in quite the proverbial pickle... dill, not sweet! As a scientist and seasoned nerd I've taken a staunch anti-magic stance: it's a crutch for the dimwitted for the unexplainable. But, I'm also a fan of several works in the fantasy fiction department. Alas, in this great time of peril, I must don a sorcerer's robe and hat. Besides, the sooner this is over I can go back to inventing incredible and equally unexplainable inventions! Task: Make Sorcerer Frink Put on Robe and Hat (1h, Frink's Lab) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Madmagician Pt. 2

After tapping on Professor Frink's exclamation mark: Pointy hat, check. Pointy staff, check. To be a sorcerer you have to love pointy things. Now, how can I get this infernal staff to work? Where do I get the interdimensional proton juice it requires... and in what hole do I insert said juice? I may have some leftover from my last experiment... if not I'll wing it with some consumer-grade corn syrup. Task: Make Sorcerer Frink Wave Magic Stick Around (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Madmagician Pt. 3

After tapping on Professor Frink's exclamation mark: Presto change-o! I now wield powers I once thought were products of fantasy and goofball-ery. The possibilities are statistically not endless, but numerous! All these breakthroughs have worked up my appetite. Unfortunately, my microwave ran away after I granted it sentience. I give and give, only to be abandoned by my own home appliances. Task: Make Sorcerer Frink Roast White Soft Candies (8h) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Department of Magical Vehicles

After building Department of Magical Vehicles: You didn't complete the necessary forms. All this paperwork just to fly a broom? It'll take me years to fill it all out. Sorry, the State can't let just anyone jam a stick between their legs. Ooh, I just want to be able to drive again. Task: Make Springfielders Wait for Broom Licenses [x3] (4h, Department of Magical Vehicles) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Feline Express

After placing Cat Bus: That's the most adorable form of school transportation I've ever seen! Those giant eyes, the grin, it's chunky paws. I would ride that to school every day. Ugh, my eyes are itching, my throat's closing up... oh,no! Add Cat Buses to my list of allergies! Task: Tap Cat Bus Quest reward: 100 and 10