HOMЯ/Quotes
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- [After the crayon re-insertion]
- Lisa: Dad, how could you? We were connecting in such a meaningful way.
- Homer: We were what in a what what?
- [Lisa sighs]
- Homer: Yeah, that reminds me, I need a sandwich.
- Homer: But Marge, it's uterus, not uter-you.
- Homer: Now, who's up for a trip to the library tomorrow? Notice I no longer say liberry or tomorrie.
- Kent Brockman: Animotion is up an eighth... after plunging seventy five points this morning!
- Homer: Oh, I hope plunging means up, and seventy five means two hundred!
- Kent Brockman: The firm declared super-dooper bankruptcy, which is terrible news for the company's one stockholder, Homer Simpson.
- Homer: Family meeting! Family meeting! [the rest of the family runs into the dining room and quickly takes their seats] Okay, people, let's keep this short. We all want to get home to our families. [all laugh] All right, first item: I lost our life savings in the stock market. Now let's move on to the real issue: Lisa's hogging of the maple syrup.
- Lisa: Well, maybe if Mom didn't make such dry waffles. There, I said it.
- Marge: Well, maybe if you'd eat some meat you'd have a natural lubricant. [gasps, and turns to Homer] You lost all our money?
- Homer: Point of order -- I didn't lose all the money. There was enough left for this cowbell. [rings it softly, and the bell breaks apart in his hands] Damn you, eBay!
- Researcher: Wow, that new anti-dieting pill really works. Homer. You really have no desire to eat that food?
- Homer: Food? Oh no! I'm blind!!! [starts panicking]
- Researcher: Whose gonna buy a pill hat makes you blind?
- Female Researcher: We'll let marketing worry about that
