Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes
Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.
Rules
- You can only nominate once a month.
- The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
How to nominate
Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}
If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}
If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br>
{{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br>
{{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}
The episodes don't need square brackets.
Nominations
- "Gotta tweet fast, Marge is making my favorite thing for dinner – food!"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
A funny tweet from Homer. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 06:11, 1 July 2012 (EDT)
Support (2)
- I like it. We've had quotes and nominations aplenty showing Homer's dumbness; now we've got one showing his gluttony. -- Mythigator 10:23, 15 September 2012 (EDT)
- Yeah, I like it. Is it the first Twitter post by "Homer" up for featured quote nomination? --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 08:32, 12 January 2013 (EST)
Neutral (1)
- It's ok, but not really anything super funny. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 20:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
Oppose (0)
Comments
- This is the second tweet up for nomination, Fred. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 14:01, 8 April 2013 (EDT)
"Blood Feud"
- "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
- ―Homer
- "OK, Mr. Burns! Er, what's your first name?"
- ―Post Office worker
- "I don't know! [outside the post office] Great plan, Bart(!)"
- ―Homer[src]
A funny quote from "Blood Feud", and shows Homer's dumbness. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 15:32, 8 September 2012 (EDT)
Support (0)
Neutral (1)
- One of those ones which doesn't work too well on its own. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 16:45, 14 March 2013 (EDT)
Another thing is that you can't really express Homer's voice and feelings in the quote. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 15:36, 3 May 2013 (EDT)
Oppose (1)
- Doesn't work as a featured quote because it relies too much on the context. -- Mythigator 09:36, 29 May 2013 (EDT)
Comments
"Treehouse of Horror IV"
- "Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos."
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
I like this quote. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 04:20, 18 January 2013 (EST)
Support (2)
- . :P --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 18:13, 18 January 2013 (EST)
- OK quote, typical Homer. -- Mythigator 09:35, 15 February 2013 (EST)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (0)
Comments
"Pulpit Friction"
- "The only thing bigger than you is you tomorrow."
- ―Bart Simpson to Homer
Typical Bart. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 15:42, 3 May 2013 (EDT)
Support (1)
- Classic Bart attitude and a good zinger on Homer. Also, a good example of a quote that works well on its own. -- Mythigator 09:38, 29 May 2013 (EDT)