Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes
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Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.
Rules
- You can only nominate once a month.
- The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
How to nominate
Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}
If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}
If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br>
{{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br>
{{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}
The episodes don't need square brackets.
Nominations
"Lisa the Vegetarian"
- "When I grow up, I'm going to go to Bovine University!"
- ―Ralph Wiggum[src]
A great Ralph line. -- Mythigator 15:25, 5 June 2012 (EDT)
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- "Gotta tweet fast, Marge is making my favorite thing for dinner – food!"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
A funny tweet from Homer. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 06:11, 1 July 2012 (EDT)
Support (2)
- I like it. We've had quotes and nominations aplenty showing Homer's dumbness; now we've got one showing his gluttony. -- Mythigator 10:23, 15 September 2012 (EDT)
- Yeah, I like it. Is it the first Twitter post by "Homer" up for featured quote nomination? --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 08:32, 12 January 2013 (EST)
Neutral (1)
- It's ok, but not really anything super funny. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 20:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
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"Two Bad Neighbors"
- "President Bush is driving on our lawn! He must be lost."
- ―Marge Simpson[src]
~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 13:23, 1 August 2012 (EDT)
Support (2)
- YES. xD -- WebkinzManiaTalkContributionsEditcount 18:28, 1 August 2012 (EDT)
- I kinda like it. The quote is so off-the-wall that it'll make people click on the episode link to find what what the hell Marge is on about. -- Mythigator 11:17, 30 December 2012 (EST)
Neutral (1)
- Neutral, only because I don't think the quote is quite as effective without the context. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 20:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
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"Blood Feud"
- "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
- ―Homer
- "OK, Mr. Burns! Er, what's your first name?"
- ―Post Office worker
- "I don't know! [outside the post office] Great plan, Bart(!)"
- ―Homer[src]
A funny quote from "Blood Feud", and shows Homer's dumbness. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 15:32, 8 September 2012 (EDT)
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"Treehouse of Horror IV"
- "Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos."
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
I like this quote. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 04:20, 18 January 2013 (EST)
Support (2)
- . :P --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 18:13, 18 January 2013 (EST)
- OK quote, typical Homer. -- Mythigator 09:35, 15 February 2013 (EST)
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out
- "We've been getting reports of someone using the Blue Houses as urinals. Save that behavior for the Brown Houses."
- ―Clancy Wiggum, to Waylon Smithers[src]
I don't think we've had a featured Tapped Out quote yet. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 11:07, 25 January 2013 (EST)