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Treehouse of Horror XXI/Quotes

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Season 22 Episode Quotes
"MoneyBART"
468
"Treehouse of Horror XXI"
"Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life" 469


Bart: I'll be the demon. You be the thimble.
Milhouse: Aw, I'm always the thimble.

Homer: They should call this one recipe for murder.
Marge: What do you mean "this one?"
Homer: Never mind.

Dracula: His blood! It's full of cholesterol!
Homer: And not the good kind.

Edmund: Let's move between the trees the way a bat does: by jumping!

Homer: She just wanted to ride bikes through New England, but those seats hurt my ass.

Edmund: You have beautiful eyes.
Lisa: They're just dots in circles.

Bart: What was that lesson I learned from video games? Oh yeah. Kill, kill, kill!

Sideshow Mel: At least the cup is lined with felt.
Moe: Hey Mr. Positive, shut the hell up.

Monopoly Guy: There was a bank error in my favor and I'm spending it all on Oriental Avenue prostitutes.

Milhouse: Satan's path?
Bart: It's gotta be good if Satan put his name on it.

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