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"Bart Star" episode summary
The Simpson family and many residents of Springfield go to a health fair, where there are several stalls. At one, Homer is told by Dr. Hibbert that he has high levels of cholesterol, another, where Grampa, Jasper and the Old Jewish Man are wearing headphones to try and hear the tone Maude is turning up. Marge has a stall about first aid, and another where Rainier Wolfcastle is testing children to see whether they are "Fit or Fat?" Uter cannot press up, but tries to get out of it by telling Rainier that he loves his McBain movies. Milhouse is tested to see how much fat he has, but since he cannot hold his breath for so long, lets all his fat go. A "Fat" label is slapped onto his bare stomach. Children, including Martin and Bart are trying to touch their toes. While doing so, Bart rips his pants, when Martin exclaims that he has the same pants as him. Bart is also labeled "Fat".
Kent Brockman reports on the news how particularly young boys are in terrible shape, with a clip of Bart ripping his underpants to go along with it, while Bart and Homer snack on pop tarts. Kent then reports how sports can whip boys into shape, and gives a list of sports, including pee-wee football. Homer points out to Bart that pee-wee football will help him get into shape. Bart fights back by saying that he could get hurt, but Homer says "Then it's settled". A discussion about pee-wee football is also going on in the Flanders house, with Ned saying that sports will help Rod and Todd keep away from temptation, such as rock music and girls, with cheers from the two kids. Another discussion is also going on with Milhouse and his mom, with Milhouse saying that he could just have the surgery.
At Sportacus, Marge askes the cashier about protection for Bart's 'down there'. The cashier then brings up unsuitable things onto the counter for that part of the body, when Marge exclaims she wants a cup. The cashier then asks Marge to spell "C-U-P", with Marge saying it twice before realizing what it meant. She then gets the protection she needs. Bart tries his uniform on, which prompts Bart to ask Milhouse to try and hurt him in that part. He kicks the part a few times, with Bart showing no emotion whatsoever, before Marge shouts from a distance "Milhouse, stop that!"
On the field, kids are trying out for the quarterback. Many don't fit the part, including Ralph who brings a basketball. Nelson is then chosen to be the team's quarterback. Bart is given his part: "tackle", before Lisa shows up in uniform, stating that girls can play too. Ned, the coach, points out that there is already four girls on the team. Having failed to make a stand, she argues about the meat-covering of the football, before running off in tears. At the game, the Springfield Wildcats are playing against the Wildcats of Odgdenville. While Flanders coaches the team into high spirits, Homer keeps shouting out how Flanders is the worst coach there has ever been. Marge then points out that Homer's remark is pointless, because the season hasn't begun yet, and there hasn't been a coach before Flanders, due to the teams recent creation.
Nelson plays excellent in the game, bullying his way into getting the ball, using Bart as a cover to knocking over the other teams members, and winning the team 20 points to Ogdenville's 7 points. The team carry Flanders off, while Homer mutters to himself how Homer has been carried out of Moe's like that hundreds of times. Homer is going on and on to Roy Firestone how Flanders is a terrible coach over the phone on his show. Roy interuppts him and asks if he actually has a question for Roy's guest, Sandy Koufax. He then proceeds to ask Sandy if he thinks Flanders is a big jerk. He rings the show again, before being cut off. He then rings the show again.
At the next game, once again, Nelson wins the team the game. During cheering, Homer teases Flanders by shouting "Flanders! Flanders!" continuously. Flanders then gets angry, and tries to calm himself. But Homer makes Ned to go breaking point by throwing a full can of Duff Beer at him. Ned then goes upto Homer, with Homer wriggling his way through Flanders' questions, until Homer states that half a brain could coach better than Flanders. Flanders then says that Homer is the new team coach. In the morning after the game, Lisa walks out of her room half-asleep, only to fall down the stairs, being stopped along the way by tyres laid there by Homer. Homer then walks in, saying that Lisa won't make the team with that attitude. Lisa then says that she doesn't want to make the team, with Homer asking Lisa why she ran the obstacle course then.
After telling Bart to run 20 laps around the backyard, Marge reminds Homer about when his dad was never proud of his sport - gymnastics. Homer flashbacks to when he was putting on a show, impressing Marge before his dad shouted abusively at him, distracting him, making him fall onto the ground. Homer then shouts to Bart that he can stop running, before chasing him around the backyard for a hug. At a team practise, Homer cuts a few members of the team, including Martin and Wendell. Homer then proceeds to say that Bart, being the coach's son, will get no special treatment, and he will replace Nelson as the quarterback, much to the team's dismay. Bart argues that Nelson is the quarterback who's carrying the team, but Homer says that Bart will be the quarterback from now on. Homer then tells the team to run five laps then hit the showers.
In the car during the drive home, Bart argues how he doesn't know how to be a quarterback. Homer says that he has full faith in Bart, and then says "How about that hug?". He then proceeds to hug Bart. Bart shouts "Dad! The car!", but Lisa has already got control of the wheel. At the game, Flanders wishes Homer good luck. Bart plays terrible in the game, panicking when the other team corners him, and forgetting to throw the ball to his team-mates. The opposition wins 59-0. Homer tells Bart he has a great debut, and presents Bart with the game ball. Homer tells the team to congratulate Bart, but everyone instead heckles Bart, with Nelson threatening that if he doesn't win the next game, he's dead, before proceeding to throw him in the mud. Ralph then states to Bart, "You're going to heaven!"
In the evening, Bart is aiming footballs to go through the hole in the tree swing, before one hits him back in the face. Joe Namith then walks through the gate, having broken down in his car outside the house. Namith then agrees to give Bart some pointers, before his wife shouts that she fixed the car and the problem was the vaporlock. Namith walks off, and Bart tells himself to concentrate. He thinks about what Namith and his wife said, before saying to himself, "I'm dead". In her bedroom, Lisa is listening to what Bart is saying - that if he plays, the team-mates will kill him, and if he doesn't, he will be letting Homer down. Lisa then tells Bart the solution - lying to Homer.
At the next game, Bart turns up with casts all over his body, and a crutch. Bart tells Homer he won't be able to play, much to the team's delight. Homer then asks Nelson how his arm is, and then tells him to take a note over to the referee, saying "We Forfeit". The team groan, with Homer saying that they can't play without Bart - the heart of the team. Bart then says that he sucks, before everyone else agrees with him. Homer tells Bart not to listen to the team, and that he has total faith in him. Bart then takes off his casts, and shouts at Homer that he doesn't get that he doesn't want to play quarterback, and that he quits the team. Homer then shouts to Bart that he can't quit, because he's cut, along with Milhouse, much to the delightment of him.
At dinner, there is tension between Homer and Bart. Marge decides to speak up, before Lisa exclaiming "We're eating!", and Marge stating that at least she's making conversation. Bart asks to be excused, with Homer exclaiming that he now wants to quit dinner too, with Marge telling Homer to stop going on and on with the matter.
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