Lost in La Monstra
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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Lost in La Monstra is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXVII content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Those monster actors are real jerks.
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Just because they're better actors than me doesn't make them better actors than me.
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Some stars get by without being good actors. Like the way Meryl Streep sang in “Mamma Mia”.
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Great idea! No one is better at being the center of unwanted attention than me. The only acting teacher I need is getting drunk to the point of foolish decisions!
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Task: "Make Homer Defeat a Giant Monster". The job takes place at a Giant Monster and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 40/40/40 and 10
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Pt. 2
After tapping on Filmmaker Lisa's exclamation mark
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Now that I'm a filmmaker, who should I style myself after? Kurosawa? Fellini? The not-crappy Spielberg films?
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Hey Lisa, did you film me when I used socks as oven mitts to put a can of gravy in the microwave and it exploded? Then I used the socks as napkins and bandages.
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I guess I'll be whoever directed the “Jackass” films.
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I love those! One guy snorted wasabi!
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Task: "Make Filmmaker Lisa Experiment with Film Styles". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 40/40/40 and 10
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Pt. 3
After tapping on Filmmaker Lisa's exclamation mark
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Dad! You keep walking into my shot!
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Do I? Or is the camera drawn to me like a magnet to… uh whatever magnets are drawn to? Is it cardboard?
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It's metal. And it's you walking into my shot.
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I'm pretty sure both of those are wrong. Now, film me as I fight this pile of scales! You know I've broken every scale I've ever met.
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Task: "Make Filmmaker Lisa Set Up a Complicated Shot". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward: 40/40/40 and 10
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Pt. 4
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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You people are supposed to be believably fighting these monsters but your acting is horrible. You know what I'm seeing die? Art.
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Who cares? I don't do art. I do comedy – it's way easier and pays better.
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I've seen your show. There's not a lot of comedy. Even the canned laughter sounds unsure what it's playing for.
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How about trying to learn some stunt acting? Do it and I'll keep all your houseplants alive a week longer than planned.
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Task: "Make Krusty Take a Stunt Acting Class". The job takes place at the MAG Office and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward: 40/40/40 and 10
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Pt. 5
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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I've been fighting all day and I'm still not a world famous superstar! I don't endorse a Japanese cologne or anything.
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Maybe that's because you're chasing the camera instead of fighting?
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How about joining us and helping the Hollywood monsters fight? Any religious person knows that supporting Hollywood is always the right choice!
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Forget that. I just need better representation. My agent is Jewish, but he's not Jewish enough.
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Task: "Make Homer Get Some New Headshots". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 40/40/40 and 10
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Pt. 6
After tapping on Filmmaker Lisa's exclamation mark
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I'm halfway through editing this and it's a disaster.
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Not even a monsters attacking people disaster, which I want, but a bland mush with no emotional core.
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I'm not giving up. With new footage it'll come together, or fall apart to the point I can tell people it's an art film and that they “just don't get it".
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Task: "Make Filmmaker Lisa Shoot Some Pick-ups". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
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Message
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The story will continue in Act 2. Keep fighting monsters and trick-or-treating to get more prizes and level up your MAG membership!
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Quest reward: 40/40/40 and 10
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Pt. 7
After starting Act 2 and tapping on Filmmaker Lisa's exclamation mark
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This film isn't working and I'm running out of money. Why didn't I take the easy route and make a film based on a comic book?
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There are, ah, government grants for art projects like yours, you know. I know because I'm in government.
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Really? What do I need to qualify?
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Let me take care of that. No one knows how to take government money better than me. Repeat that and I'll have you arrested.
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With a budget, I can save my movie with special effects. Or at least make a trailer that draws in and then disappoints audiences. Just like M. Night Shyamalan!
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Task: "Make Filmmaker Lisa Invest in New Technology". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward: 40/40 and 10
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Pt. 8
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Hey! Who got water all over my bar stool?
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It's not water. It's amphibian ooze. I have a medical problem, okay?
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Hey, we all do. Every time I go through a subway turnstile, I get stuck and the fire department has to come cut me out.
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Let me get you a towel. I'd use Moe's bar rag if it wasn't for all the hepatitis. See? Even it has a medical problem.
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Task: "Make Homer Get Lenny a Towel". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward: 40/40 and 10
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Pt. 9
After tapping on Filmmaker Lisa's exclamation mark
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Even though our town is being ravaged by monsters, I am the only Mayor that is fit to see us through it.
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Just like I saw us through my ballot box-stuffing scandal, my bribery scandal, and another of my scandals you'll hear about next week.
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I'm getting kind of sick of all those monsters. That fish guy made a huge mess at Moe's this afternoon. That's Barney's thing.
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Another Springfield job taken by these monsters. I say we throw them all out! Zero amnesty! Make Springfield great again!
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Task: "Make Springfielders Consider Their Options" (x4). The jobs take place at a Brown House and take 4 hours. Task: "Battle 3 Giant Monsters".
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Quest reward: 40/40 and 10
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Pt. 10
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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Man, what a day. I got scratches on my scalp and teeth marks on my tuchus and it wasn't even Mr. Teeny's bath time.
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I'm injured and all people care about are those Hollywood monsters. I know that's redundant, but still, fun to say.
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Somebody ought to kick them fellers right outta town.
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I didn't say me. I said “somebody”.
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Task: "Make Cletus Get Real Quiet". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 24 hours.
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Quest reward: 40/40 and 10
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Pt. 11
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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You know, I'm a pretty positive guy, but this training sucks!
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Between running lines and weapons training, I ain't got time for my hobby: angry stewing.
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Well, without it, the monsters would overrun the town and kill all of you.
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So we're trapped? Next break we get, I'm gonna stew about that. Stew about it good.
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Task: "Make Filmmaker Lisa Catch Conflicts on Camera". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward: 40/40 and 10
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Pt. 12
After tapping on Filmmaker Lisa's exclamation mark
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Mayor Quimby! We've done something terrible!
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I wish you were the first person to say that to me today. Could you be, ah, more specific?
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My film and your anti-monster campaign have started racial tensions in the town!
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Instead of racial tensions, I'd call it rejuvenating Springfield pride.
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Making bad things sound positive is a Mayor's job. Like how we called last year's hurricane “city-wide street sweeping”.
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Task: "Make Filmmaker Lisa Reconsider Her Film Plans". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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Message
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The story will conclude in Act 3. Fight monsters and trick-or-treat to win more prizes and show these savages who's boss!
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Quest reward: 40/40 and 10
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