| Early Squirrel Gets the Nut
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Early Squirrel Gets the Nut is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror 2015 content update. It requires Acorn Kirk to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark:
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Why do I have to take off my pants when you measure me for my costume?
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I have to be very precise with the fit.
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True! Michael Corleone – had a good tailor, you know, being Godfather and all.
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We're not doing that. Who would I be? Some Diane-Keaton-y chick who gets doors shut in her face?! Thanks, but no.
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I'm done, you can put your pants back on.
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Don't tell me you lost your pants again!
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No! I put them right there! Just a second ago! I swear! Right there!
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| Task: "Make Acorn Kirk Look for His Pants". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 2 hours.
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This year for our costumes I thought we'd go…
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Sexy!
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I think I could do… sexy.
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I doubt that…
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…but I Zumba-ed my ass off to look good in this costume so that's what we're doing.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark
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Oooh, you look sexy! Like a sexy, little… um… is it a mongoose?
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Squirrel. And here's your costume.
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Cute. A little acorn hat.
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No. It's your whole costume. I'll help you put it on.
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There are clear plastic straps that fasten around your butt-cheeks. But mostly, it's held on by spirit-gum.
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If Luann is owned: Task: "Make Luann Painfully Glue Kirk's Costume to His Groin.". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 6 hours.
Task: "Make Kirk Get His Costume Painfully Glued to His Groin". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 6 hours.
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I feel kind of silly.
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You won't when you're at a party filled with people in even crazier costumes!
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Though you might feel silly when you go outside to get my make-up bag from the car, but I need it, so hurry.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Acorn Kirk's exclamation mark
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Whoa! That squirrel ran right across my foot! Oh, he's friendly. Hello, Mr. Squirrel!
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And who are all your friends?
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And why are they chasing me!
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| Task: "Make Acorn Kirk Get Attacked by Squirrels". The job takes 24 hours.
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Hold it right there, Sick-O! Ugh, people like you make me sick!
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It's a costume! I'm not usually sexy!
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You can be sexy as you want, but feeding squirrels is strictly prohibited!
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I don't want to feed them! I hate them! They're biting my nut without permission!
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Well, let them finish and then move along.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Acorn Kirk's exclamation mark:
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Luann! You promised I could pick my own costume this year! I wanted to be The Godfather.
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Oh, sure, you get to play a powerful man while I'm just a mute accessory.
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I am an acorn! I'm always just a mute accessory!
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When you were Lady Godiva, I was a horse. When you were a princess, I was a pea. When you were the girl from The Exorcist, I was projectile vomit.
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I deserve to be a person! I deserve my dignity!
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Why are you standing here naked?!
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Squirrels ate my crotch-acorn! Now, back to what I was saying about my dignity…
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Task: "Make Kirk Argue". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 6 hours.
If Luann is owned: Task: "Make Luann Argue". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 6 hours.
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Luckily, I made you a spare costume!
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Will him pwease be my widdle Squirrel-nut?
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Okay. As long as I know her wespects him.
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Her does!
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Now turn around, I need to shave your butt.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Acorn Kirk's exclamation mark
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This party is so much fun! This is our best Halloween ever!
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I agree----aaaaa-chooo!
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Kirk! You sneezed off your acorn! It's rolling down that hill!!
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| Task: "Make Acorn Kirk Chase His Acorn". The job takes 8 hours.
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That's right, naked dude, you better catch that acorn – or I'll fine you for littering!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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