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Higher Class of Politics
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Higher Class of Politics
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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Higher Class of Politics is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 53 content update. It unlocks Mrs. Quimby and Spiffany's.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
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Mayor Quimby, do you have any comment on your breaking scandal?
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You’re, ah, going to have to be more specific.
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Racy photos of you with Miss Springfield. At least we know where you stand on Proposition Double D.
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What? How did you get those photos?
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Thanks to top notch investigative reporting. Also, they were on the front page of the town's trashiest gossip site, ‘SMZ'.
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Oh no, that website is Martha's book club's book this month!
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Time to go into damage control mode. Step one, buy her forgiveness. Step two, stop saying all this aloud in front of a reporter.
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Task: "Build Spiffany's". It takes 4 hours.
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New Character: Mrs. Quimby
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Joseph Quimby, you promised me that you'd try to probably never have another sex scandal if at all possible. You gave me your word!
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Er, ah, darling, that’s clearly a Photoshop job. Must be revenge from one of my old lovers or interns or intern lovers.
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I'll stop talking now.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 2
After tapping on Mrs. Quimby's exclamation mark
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First those pictures of you with Miss Springfield appear online, and now all my emails to my pet psychic. I can't have people knowing I get advice from a dog!
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Excuse me, Mrs. Quimby, but it appears Town Hall has been hacked and its emails put online.
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Nice cover up, Database. The ol' “Fake A Mass Hack To Distract The Ball and Chain” gambit.
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This isn't a cover up. This actually happened.
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And they said you couldn't teach a robot to lie. While she's distracted, I'll get to the bottom of this.
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If Miss Springfield isn't owned
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Get the Sleep-Eazy Motel to see what Quimby gets to the bottom of!
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Task: "Make Mrs. Quimby Run City Government". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Quimby 'Investigate' the Cyber-Attack". The job takes place at Sleep-Eazy Motel, Quimby Compound, Classy Girls Strip Club, Florence of Arabia, or the Town Hall and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
After tapping on Mrs. Quimby's exclamation mark
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Joe, what were you doing all night? And why are your pockets full of tiny shampoo bottles?
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Would you believe that I was in a magical land of little people with very clean hair? No? Worth a shot.
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I've been crunching the numbers all night… and doing actual crunches since that swimsuit photo of me leaked.
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The city can't afford to investigate this hack.
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Patience, my dear. That Nigerian prince will come through any day now.
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“Any day now” is too late. We need to raise money immediately… with a fundraiser at our compound.
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Our “compound” is just a big house right now.
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Then let's stop talking in “quotes” and improve the place already.
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Task: "Place a Pool". Task: "Upgrade Pool". Task: "Make Mrs. Quimby Throw a Fundraiser". The job takes place at the Quimby Compound and takes 6 hours. Task: "Make Springfield Elite Attend Fundraiser" (x5). The jobs take place at the Quimby Compound and take 6 hours.
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After placing the Pool
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This pool won't impress anyone! A child could barely drown in it!
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Fine, fine, I'll borrow some money from the city's water conservation fund. Ironic.
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Which reminds me, I could siphon even more dough from the city's literary devices fund.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Characters that can do the "Attend Fundraiser" task are: Celebrities and High Rollers.
Pt. 4
After tapping on Mrs. Quimby's exclamation mark
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Our fundraiser was a failure, Joe! We barely raised enough to cover the cost of the surf n' turf fountain and the valet's valet.
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If we don't stop this hack, you might lose your next election. And if you lose, you're getting a WASP divorce.
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All the lost intimacy of a real divorce, but with forty more years of marriage.
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Don’t worry, I’ll get the money. As the, ah, family crest says: “Quimby men know how to launder money, but not clothes.”
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Task: "Make Mrs. Quimby Get Creative With City Finance Records". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Quimby 'Earmark' City Funds". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 24 hours.
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Well, my dearest, I raised the funds. Just pray that we don't have a forest fire anytime soon. Or anything else that requires a government response.
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And just in time! Another round of emails and photos were leaked.
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Did you know that Judge Snyder is naked under his robe?
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That's not true – I'm wearing a dress!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
After tapping on Mrs. Quimby's exclamation mark
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Chief Wiggum, we have the funds to track the hack, and the giant scissors to kick off this task force.
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You solved the case of the missing giant scissors? Alright boys, case closed. Let that giant barber out of his cell and let's go home.
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Home? No! We need to get to the bottom of this cyber attack.
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*sigh* Ok, but if I get stuck inside the computer, promise me that you'll take care of my family. And then unplug me.
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It's a cyber attack. We're going to search with computers, not within computers.
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Oh, that's too bad. I heard there are cookies in computers.
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Task: "Make Mrs. Quimby Monitor A Task Force". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 10 hours. Task: "Make Wiggum Lead a Task Force". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 8 hours.
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According to this leak on SMZ, the next McBain movie was going to be filmed in Springfield.
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But Wolfcastle backed out when Quimby passed a “Celebrities Who Say I Don't Look Good In Shorts” tax.
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I just couldn't pretend to like his spindly legs. I know and respect my limits as an actor.
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Be sure to check out my new web series ‘McNanny – The Bain of Your Baby's Existence.'
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
After tapping on Mrs. Quimby's exclamation mark
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Since Wiggum here has been woefully inept at finding the source of the leak, I've decided to distract our most important constituent – aka me – with a trip to the mall.
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My informant on the inside, Clippy, has given us some good tips on how to format letters.
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Perhaps you can use that advice to format your letter of resignation, so that my husband can tear it up and then fire you.
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Mrs. Quimby, perhaps I could log into the proxy server, check the IP addresses, and trace any stray data packets back to the hacker.
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But then who would make the “Have You Seen This Hacker” posters? You know I'm all thumbs when it comes to glitter glue.
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Not to be rude, but I think your methods might be a bit archaic for fighting cyber crime.
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Archaic? I oughta tar and feather you and stick you in the town stocks!
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Task: "Make Mrs. Quimby Go Shopping". The job takes place at Quimby Go Shopping Buildings and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Wiggum Lounge Around In Town Hall". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 6 hours. Task: "Make Database Check Server Logs". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 6 hours.
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This leak will be the death of me! Our golf club membership has been downgraded to a mini golf club membership. Windmill NOT included!
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Don't worry, Madam Mayor, I've tracked down the name of the hacker.
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What?! All you did is look over my shoulder and say “How do you make that smiley face emoticon?”
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No, I said “How do you make the smiley face THINGY.” Emoticon is a term I don't understand.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 7
After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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The hacker is… Bart Simpson!
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How'd you do it kid?
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It wasn't that hard… Quimby's password is ‘Miss_Springfield.' And his security clue is “Not my wife.”
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Arrest the boy!
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Just a second, I've almost got this computer sweeped clean of mines.
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Chief, he's getting away!
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And I just got blown up! Next time I should start at the corners.
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We'll deal with the kid Springfield style!
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Task: "Make Mrs. Quimby Lead an Angry Mob". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Springfield Elite Join an Angry Mob". The jobs take place at the Simpson House and take 60 minutes.
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If this mob takes one step closer, I'll release all your emails. Your funny forwards, reminders to pay your credit card, long emails from your lonely aunt - they'll all be out there for the world to see.
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Or I will stop all this for a signed McBain poster.
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You did all this…. for an autograph?
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Like you haven't done worse and for less.
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Yes, but I work in politics. It's expected.
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Quest reward: 5,000 and 500
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Characters that can do the "Join an Angry Mob" task are: Celebrities and High Rollers.
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